Music Puns For Kids
If you’re looking for a new way to make your kids smile, you’re in luck. We’ve compiled the best music puns for kids out there — and it’s not just because we love music. It’s because we know that puns are fun, and kids love them.
So whether you need a good laugh or just want to make your child smile, this article is right up your alley.
Best music puns for kids
1.) What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?
A mole-ody.
2.) Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
3.) What do you get when you squish an army?
A flat major.
4.) How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio.
5.) What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A Moo-sician.
6.) I don’t think wind turbines like classical music.
They’re big metal fans, though.
7.) Why did the person keep hearing music coming from the printer?
I think it’s jamming.
8.) What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose because you can blow and pick it.
9.) Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his rapping skills.
10.) What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man.
11.) What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
12.) What kind of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes.
13.) What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir.
14.) Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
15.) How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
16.) What’s a cat‘s favorite subject at school?
Mew-sic.
17.) What’s a golf club’s favorite type of music?
Swing.
18.) Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
Famous musician puns
Classical musicians
19.) Who is a bee’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven
20.) There are so many jokes about classical composers.
I could write you a whole Liszt.
21.) What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
22.) What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
23.) Did you hear about the dog who played piano?
Turns out his Bach was worse than his bite.
24.) What type of soap did the composer use?
Anti-BACH-terial.
25.) Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
26.) Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying “Bach, Bach.”
27.) Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
28.) What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA.
Pop musicians
29.) What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
30.) Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
31.) Which music bands do bees love best?
The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.
32.) How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
33.) Which elf was the best singer?
Elfis Presley.
34.) My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote too many Linkin Park songs.
But “in the end, it doesn’t even matter”.
35.) Who is an herb’s favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley.
Music puns for kids about musical instruments
Guitar puns
36.) A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
37.) What is the best way to describe a guitar that never finishes its work at the office?
It’s a quit-ar.
38.) Why was the guitar late for work?
He got caught in a jam.
39.) Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
Because he has excellent string theory.
40.) What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
The guit-arrr.
41.) What’s a pigeon’s favorite guitar?
A “coo” stick guitar.
42.) What do you call a guitar you inherit from your parents?
An heir guitar.
Violin and other string instrument puns
43.) What did the angry kid say to his mom?
I’d never hit someone with a musical instrument. I don’t like to have to resort to violins.
44.) Why does some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much?
They just fiddle around.
45.) What’s a guitarist’s favorite snack?
String cheese.
46.) What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?
A She Riff.
47.) What’s the difference between a viola and onions?
Nobody cries when you chop up a viola.
48.) What did the robbers take from the music store?
The lute.
Piano puns
49.) What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
A Baroque man’s piano.
50.) What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
51.) Where do pianists go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
52.) Why did the kid put his head on the piano keys?
He wanted to play by ear.
53.) Why can’t skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
54.) Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano.
55.) Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside.
56.) What has a lot of keys but can’t open doors?
A piano.
Percussion and drum puns
57.) What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart beats for you.
58.) What is a drummer’s favorite food for dinner?
Drumsticks.
59.) How would a drum sound when a fish is dropped on it?
It would be a dramatic drum roll.
60.) What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.
61.) How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
62.) Why did the chicken join the band?
Because he already had drumsticks.
63.) What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum. You can’t beat it.
64.) What would you call a drummer who loves boxing?
A beat-boxer.
65.) How would a drummer address his daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two.
Horn and brass instrument puns
66.) What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trombone.
67.) What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
68.) What’s big and gray with horns?
An elephant marching band.
69.) How did the band fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
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Music puns for kids about musical notation
70.) What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
71.) What did the bartender say when Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar?
“Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”
72.) What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug.
73.) Why is a music teacher great at baseball?
Because he has a perfect pitch.
74.) Why was the musician arrested?
She was in treble.
75.) What’s a cow’s favorite music note?
Beef flat.
76.) How can you tell if a singer’s at your door?
They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
77.) Why did the singer climb a ladder?
She wanted to reach the high notes.
78.) What do you call a set of musical dentures?
Falsetto teeth.
79.) What is the musical part of a fish?
The scales.
80.) Why are pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs
Band puns for kids
81.) Why don’t they hold band competitions in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
82.) Why did the group of friends call themselves a band called ‘Duvet’.
They were a covers band.
83.) What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
84.) What kind of music do whales like?
They love to listen to the orca-stra.
85.) What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
86.) How do you make a bandstand?
Take away all the chairs.
Musical genre puns for kids
87.) What type of music are balloons scared of?
Pop music.
88.) What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Rap.
89.) What is a robot’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal.
90.) What genre of music do all nations love?
Country music.
91.) What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
92.) Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
92.) What kind of music did pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.
94.) What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world?
Trap music.
95.) What sort of music do frogs like?
Hip hop.
96.) What did the needle say to the balloon?
A needle looked over at a balloon and said, “I am the king of pop.”
Music knock knock joke puns
97.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Jamaica – Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player.
98.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Sing – Sing who?
Whoooooo!
99.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Little old lady – Little old lady who?
Wow. I didn’t know you could yodel!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 2/14/2023
