Best Dog Captions For Dog Lovers
These dog captions add a creative punch to your social media posts on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook. Whenever you need a great line to go with your puppy pics, just take a scan through this list, pick out your favorite, then copy and paste it into your post.
Dog Captions for TikTok and Instagram
There are many categories of dog captions listed below, including funny, loving, seasonal, and movie-themed lines. Take a look and see which captions suit you best!
Funny dog captions
1.) Dog hair is my glitter.
2.) Always DTS: down to snooze on a sunny patch of floor
3.) We Like Big Mutts and We Cannot Lie
4.) You’re looking quite fetching today.
5.) I let the dog out.
6.) Slipper junky.
7.) I wonder what my dog named me.
8.) This is the dog’s house. We just pay the rent.
9.) Sorry I can’t. My dog said no.
10.) First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed
11.) My personal stalker.
12.) I am one dog short of crazy.
13.) Crazy dog lady.
14.) Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
15.) It’s OK if you don’t like my dog, not everyone has good taste.
16.) Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
17.) My therapist has four legs and a tail.
18.) It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills
19.) Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.
20.) Don’t stop retrievin’.
21.) It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home
22.) Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
23.) Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
More humorous captions
24.) A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
25.) Live like someone left the gate open
26.) If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
27.) I have too many dogs, said no one ever
28.) If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
29.) I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
30.) Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
31.) What’s up, dog?
32.) You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
33.) If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.
34.) I love that new dog smell.
35.) Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
36.) Leave me alone. I’m only speaking to dogs today.
37.) If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.
38.) Raise the woof.
39.) Hold my drink, I’ve gotta pet this dog
Dog puns
1.) Thanks fur the memories.
2.) I will always woof you.
3.) Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
4.) He’s Paws-Itively a Good Boy
5.) Fur-iends through thick and thin.
6.) Please, hold your appaws.
7.) Fur real.
8.) I woof spending time with you.
9.) You are pawfection.
10.) Beware! Dog can’t hold its licker.
11.) Hope you have a pawsome day.
12.) EmBARKing on a new journey.
13.) Pawsitive vibes only
14.) All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
15.) You are pawfection.
16.) Paw-perazzi caught me doin’ my thing again!
17.) To err is human — to forgive, canine.
18.) Hope you have a pawsome day.
19.) I’m mutts about my dog.
20.) Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
21.) You’re looking quite fetching today.
22.) Getting a new LEASH on life!
23.) Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
24.) Ready for a pawsome adventure!
25.) It’s time to get this pawty started.
Dog breed puns
26.) The puggle is real.
27.) I labradore spending time with you.
28.) Feeling corgeous.
29.) Life is better with a boxer.
30.) What the pug?
31.) I Shih Tzu not.
32.) He’s not fat, he’s husky!
33.) Pug star.
34.) All I do is Wien, Wien, no matter what.
35.) If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!
36.) I’m all about that pug life.
Dog lover captions
1.) Dog is love.
2.) All my kids have paws
3.) Love is a four-legged word.
4.) All you need is love and a dog
5.) Best dog ever.
6.) Tell your dog I said hi
7.) Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs
8.) Coffee and dogs make the world go round
9.) Dog mom.
10.) Send me dog pics
11.) I work hard so my dog can have nice things
12.) My dog is cooler than your dog.
13.) Dog dad.
14.) Blessed & dog obsessed
15.) Dog kisses fix everything
16.) Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
17.) Happiness has paws.
18.) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
19.) I wish I could text my dog
20.) Life is too short to just have one dog
21.) I just want all the dogs
22.) Only come if you like dogs
23.) The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
24.) Without my dog my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.
25.) Fur mama
26.) Life goals: pet all the dogs
27.) If I can’t bring my dog i’m not going
Man’s best friend captions
28.) Life is short spoil your dog
29.) If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
30.) Easily distracted by dogs.
31.) Wag more bark less
32.) I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.
33.) Always kiss your dog goodnight
34.) My dog is my favorite
35.) My spirit animal.
36.) Life is better with a dog
37.) Dogs = joy.
38.) I just want to pet my dog
39.) You, me and the dogs
40.) Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.
41.) Dogs Are a Girl’s Best Friend
42.) This home is filled with love and dog hair.
43.) A house is not a home without a dog
44.) Life is better with a dog.
45.) The only person who understands me is my dog.
46.) I just want to drink beer and pet my dog.
I love my dog captions
47.) My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.
48.) Dog people are cool.
49.) The best therapist has fur and four legs
50.) Dogs are like potato chips, you can never have just one
51.) Dogs make things better.
52.) No home decor is complete without dog hair.
53.) If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.
54.) Mother of dogs.
55.) Dogs leave paw prints on your heart
56.) Dog hair is just part of the decor
57.) Love is a four legged word.
58.) At least we have dogs
59.) I’m not single. I have a dog.
60.) Must love dogs
61.) I’m here to pet all the dogs
62.) The best therapist has fur and four legs.
63.) 99% sure my soulmate is a dog.
64.) Home is where someone runs to greet you
65.) Dog people are my kinda people
66.) I kissed a dog and I liked it.
67.) My bestie.
68.) Happiness starts with a nose and ends with a tail
69.) My dog is cooler than your dog
70.) Beware of the dog, he will steal your heart
New puppy captions
1.) Puppy love.
2.) Cutest dog in the world, reporting for duty!
3.) Warning: cuteness overload.
4.) Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.
5.) The happiest pupper you ever did see.
6.) This cute face made possible by belly rubs.
7.) I love my pup furry much.
8.) Cuteness overload, am I right?
9.) And they called it puppy love.
10.) Warning: I could become even cuter than this.
11.) What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
12.) Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
Sleeping dog captions
1.) First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
2.) Every dog has his day.
3.) Lap dog.
4.) Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
5.) Eat. Sleep. Play. Poop. Repeat.
6.) Now giving nap lessons.
7.) I may snooze, but I never lose.
8.) I’m just resting my eyes.
9.) If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
10.) Reserved for the dog
11.) Sweet dreams are made of treats.
Rescue dog captions
1.) You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
2.) Rescue is my favorite breed
3.) This girl loves her rescue dog.
4.) You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it
From the dog’s point of view
1.) No ruff days here…
2.) Would rather be licking your face right now
3.) I live for the appaws.
4.) It’s all about me.
5.) I love you more than sniffing bushes.
6.) I’m a su-paw-star.
7.) But first, treats!
8.) Love scraps, hate cats.
9.) It’s a dogs life
10.) I’m bad to the bone.
11.) Just wondering why nobody is giving me treats rn hbu?
12.) Stop hounding me!
13.) I still live with my parents.
14.) Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.
15.) Everything I do, I do with paw-fect form.
16.) Will work for treats!
17.) Sup, Dog?
18.) It’s my paw-ty, I can bark if I want to!
19.) Pass the Milk-Bones, please.
20.) Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
21.) Howl you doing?
22.) Stop trying to make fetch happen.
23.) I’m the boss.
24.) You must be my backyard, because I dig you.
25.) Do you like my self-pawtrait?
26.) I’m in charge here.
Best friend dog captions
1.) My best friend has a fur and a tail.
2.) Dogs are my favorite people.
3.) We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
4.) When I die my dog gets everything.
5.) Dogs over dudes.
6.) Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.
7.) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
8.) This friendship is fur real.
9.) Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.
10.) Dogs before dudes.
11.) The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.
12.) My best friend is my dog.
13.) I’m not single I have dogs.
14.) Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, never owned a dog.
On the beach
1.) Love you to the beach and back.
2.) Have a paw-some summer.
3.) Pups, kisses, and starfish wishes.
4.) I found paradise with my pup.
5.) Take some time to paws and reflect.
6.) Beach lovers since birth.
7.) 8Girls just wanna play with their pup.
8.) Chasing sun beams and tennis balls.
9.) Leaving paw prints everywhere we go.
10.) Dog days of summer.
11.) My pup and some pink skies.
12.) We’re 90 percent happy and 10 percent sandy.
13.) Life is short, play in the sand with your pup.
14.) All you need is the beach and a dog.
15.) This is our happy place.
16.) I’d race to you the waves, but you’d probably beach me to it.
17.) Let’s spend all of our beach days together.
18.) Happiness is a wet nose.
19.) Passports, pineapples, and vacation with my pup.
20.) Tans fade but the memories last fur-ever.
For snow
1.) Ready to go Dachshund through the snow
2.) Our daily walks just got a little more festive.
3.) My dog is snow cute.
4.) The dog days of winter.
5.) Nobody’s cooler than us. It’s freezing out here.
6.) There’s snow place like home with my pup
7.) Snow brings out the child in me and the puppy in him
8.) Pawsitively chilly.
9.) Keeping things cozy.
10.) There’s snow angel cuter than my pup.
11.) It’s ruff out here today.
12.) My pup’s sweeter than hot chocolate.
13.) On snow days, we wear pink.
14.) After this, we’re having cookies and Milk Bones.
15.) The snow unleashed our inner happiness.
16.) Winter has been ruff this year.
17.) May your days be fluffy and bright.
18.) Whose snow angel is better?
19.) Snow ballin’.
20.) Thick coat made for snow playin’ and warm huggin.
21.) All bundled up, me and my pup.
Dog Instagram captions for Christmas
1.) Feliz Navidog
2.) Happy Howlidays
3.) Fleas Navidad
4.) Merry Christmas from our pack to your pack
5.) Deck the paws
6.) May your days be cuddly and bright.
7.) Tis the season to snuggle.
8.) Oh Christmas pup, oh Christmas pup!
9.) Wishing you Happy Howl-idays
10.) Rudolph the red-nosed puppy.
11.) We woof you a Hairy Christmas
12.) Dear, Santa Paws. Please give me all the Milk Bones.
13.) Bark! The herald angels sing.
14.) Have a fetching Christmas
15.) Dear, Santa Paws. I’ve been a very good boy this year.
16.) My date to the Christmas party.
Yuletide dog captions
17.) Sending you pugs and kisses
18.) Winter Wonder-lab
19.) Oh, I thought you said it was a pugly sweater party.
20.) Happy corgmas to you!
21.) Taking an elfie with the most festive pup in town.
22.) Happy pawlidays
23.) Santa Paws is coming to town.
24.) At the top of the nice list this year.
25.) The holidays are a good time to paws and reflect on what’s most important to you… like my adorable pup in this sweater.
26.) Cleary the most dapper one at this paw-ty.
27.) Have a paw-some Christmas!
28.) May your Christmas be furry and bright.
29.) Have a doggone Merry Christmas
30.) All I want for Christmas is more pics of my dog in holiday sweaters.
Dog captions from the movies
1.) Dude, where’s my ball?
2.) You had me at woof
3.) Mission Impaw-sible
4.) Fifty Shades of Greyhound
5.) The Bark Knight
6.) In-fur-no
7.) Zero Bark Thirty
8.) Mr. Sniff Goes to Washington
Harry Potter
9.) Harry Pugger
10.) I didn’t get accepted into Hogwarts because I’m a puggle
11.) First day at Dogwarts
12.) J.K. Growling
Star Wars
13.) For the puppy get a treat you will. (Yoda)
14.) I chose the bark side.
15.) Luke Skybarker
16.) May the paws be with you.
17.) Jabba the mutt.
18.) Chewbarka.
19.) Come over to the bark side.
20.) Jabba the pup.
Quotes to use as dog captions
1.) Be the person your dog thinks you are.
C.J. Frick
2.) My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Elayne Boosler
3.) Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
4.) No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin
5.) Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz
6.) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
7.) Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.
John Grogan
8.) Dogs do speak, but only to those who low how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk
9.) Everything I know, I learned from dogs.
Nora Roberts
10.) Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
11.) No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
12.) If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
13.) I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!’
Jonah Goldberg
More quotes to use as captions
14.) Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy
15.) Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
16.) A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.
Charlotte Gray
17.) Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.
Sian Ford
18.) The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
19.) A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.
Helen Thomson
20.) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
21.) In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Derek Bruce
22.) When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.
Kristan Higgins
23.) You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
Dave Barry
Famous lines for cute dog captions
24.) The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
Mark Twain
25.) I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
26.) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
27.) If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers
28.) What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
George Carlin
29.) The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles De Gaulle
30.) Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
31.) Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles Shultz
32.) A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.
Barack Obama
33.) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
Bonus dog quotes
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
Konrad Lorenz
You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.
Jill Abramson
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
James Thurber
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
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By Greg Johnson | Published 3/29/2021
