Best Dog Captions For Dog Lovers

These dog captions add a creative punch to your social media posts on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook. Whenever you need a great line to go with your puppy pics, just take a scan through this list, pick out your favorite, then copy and paste it into your post.

Dog Captions for TikTok and Instagram

There are many categories of dog captions listed below, including funny, loving, seasonal, and movie-themed lines. Take a look and see which captions suit you best!

Funny dog captions

1.) Dog hair is my glitter.

2.) Always DTS: down to snooze on a sunny patch of floor

3.) We Like Big Mutts and We Cannot Lie

4.) You’re looking quite fetching today.

5.) I let the dog out.

6.) Slipper junky.

7.) I wonder what my dog named me.

8.) This is the dog’s house. We just pay the rent.

9.) Sorry I can’t. My dog said no.

10.) First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed

11.) My personal stalker.

12.) I am one dog short of crazy.

13.) Crazy dog lady.

14.) Dog hair is my go-to accessory.

15.) It’s OK if you don’t like my dog, not everyone has good taste.

16.) Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.

17.) My therapist has four legs and a tail.

Dog captions - I let the dog out

18.) It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills

19.) Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.

20.) Don’t stop retrievin’.

21.) It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home

22.) Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

23.) Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!

More humorous captions

24.) A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

25.) Live like someone left the gate open

26.) If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

27.) I have too many dogs, said no one ever

28.) If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

29.) I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

30.) Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.

31.) What’s up, dog?

32.) You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

33.) If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.

34.) I love that new dog smell.

35.) Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

36.) Leave me alone. I’m only speaking to dogs today.

37.) If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.

38.) Raise the woof.

39.) Hold my drink, I’ve gotta pet this dog

Bad to the bone.

Puns

1.) Thanks fur the memories.

2.) I will always woof you.

3.) Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.

4.) He’s Paws-Itively a Good Boy

5.) Fur-iends through thick and thin.

6.) Please, hold your appaws.

7.) Fur real.

8.) I woof spending time with you.

9.) You are pawfection.

10.) Beware! Dog can’t hold its licker.

11.) Hope you have a pawsome day.

12.) EmBARKing on a new journey.

13.) Pawsitive vibes only

14.) All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.

15.) You are pawfection.

16.) Paw-perazzi caught me doin’ my thing again!

17.) To err is human — to forgive, canine.

18.) Hope you have a pawsome day.

19.) I’m mutts about my dog.

20.) Life’s not ruff when you’re around.

21.) You’re looking quite fetching today.

22.) Getting a new LEASH on life!

23.) Life’s not ruff when you’re around.

24.) Ready for a pawsome adventure!

25.) It’s time to get this pawty started.

Dog captions puns

Dog breed puns

26.) The puggle is real.

27.) I labradore spending time with you.

28.) Feeling corgeous.

29.) Life is better with a boxer.

30.) What the pug?

31.) I Shih Tzu not.

32.) He’s not fat, he’s husky!

33.) Pug star.

34.) All I do is Wien, Wien, no matter what.

35.) If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!

36.) I’m all about that pug life.

Dog lover captions

1.) Dog is love.

2.) All my kids have paws

3.) Love is a four-legged word.

4.) All you need is love and a dog

5.) Best dog ever.

6.) Tell your dog I said hi

7.) Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs

8.) Coffee and dogs make the world go round

9.) Dog mom.

10.) Send me dog pics

Puppy captions

11.) I work hard so my dog can have nice things

12.) My dog is cooler than your dog.

13.) Dog dad.

14.) Blessed & dog obsessed

15.) Dog kisses fix everything

16.) Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.

17.) Happiness has paws.

18.) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

19.) I wish I could text my dog

20.) Life is too short to just have one dog

21.) I just want all the dogs

22.) Only come if you like dogs

23.) The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

24.) Without my dog my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.

25.) Fur mama

26.) Life goals: pet all the dogs

27.) If I can’t bring my dog i’m not going

Man’s best friend captions

28.) Life is short spoil your dog

29.) If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.

30.) Easily distracted by dogs.

31.) Wag more bark less

Rescue dog captions

32.) I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.

33.) Always kiss your dog goodnight

34.) My dog is my favorite

35.) My spirit animal.

36.) Life is better with a dog

37.) Dogs = joy.

38.) I just want to pet my dog

39.) You, me and the dogs

40.) Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.

41.) Dogs Are a Girl’s Best Friend

42.) This home is filled with love and dog hair.

43.) A house is not a home without a dog

44.) Life is better with a dog.

45.) The only person who understands me is my dog.

46.) I just want to drink beer and pet my dog.

I love my dog captions

47.) My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.

48.) Dog people are cool.

49.) The best therapist has fur and four legs

50.) Dogs are like potato chips, you can never have just one

51.) Dogs make things better.

52.) No home decor is complete without dog hair.

53.) If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.

54.) Mother of dogs.

55.) Dogs leave paw prints on your heart

56.) Dog hair is just part of the decor

57.) Love is a four legged word.

58.) At least we have dogs

59.) I’m not single. I have a dog.

60.) Must love dogs

61.) I’m here to pet all the dogs

62.) The best therapist has fur and four legs.

63.) 99% sure my soulmate is a dog.

64.) Home is where someone runs to greet you

65.) Dog people are my kinda people

66.) I kissed a dog and I liked it.

67.) My bestie.

68.) Happiness starts with a nose and ends with a tail

69.) My dog is cooler than your dog

70.) Beware of the dog, he will steal your heart

Cuteness overload puppy

New puppy captions

1.) Puppy love.

2.) Cutest dog in the world, reporting for duty!

3.) Warning: cuteness overload.

4.) Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.

5.) The happiest pupper you ever did see.

6.) This cute face made possible by belly rubs.

7.) I love my pup furry much.

8.) Cuteness overload, am I right?

9.) And they called it puppy love.

10.) Warning: I could become even cuter than this.

11.) What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!

12.) Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.

Sleeping dog captions

1.) First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.

2.) Every dog has his day.

3.) Lap dog.

4.) Just taking some time to paws and reflect.

5.) Eat. Sleep. Play. Poop. Repeat.

6.) Now giving nap lessons.

7.) I may snooze, but I never lose.

8.) I’m just resting my eyes.

9.) If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.

10.) Reserved for the dog

11.) Sweet dreams are made of treats.

Rescue dog captions

1.) You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.

2.) Rescue is my favorite breed

3.) This girl loves her rescue dog.

4.) You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it

From the dog’s point of view

1.) No ruff days here…

2.) Would rather be licking your face right now

3.) I live for the appaws.

4.) It’s all about me.

5.) I love you more than sniffing bushes.

6.) I’m a su-paw-star.

7.) But first, treats!

8.) Love scraps, hate cats.

9.) It’s a dogs life

10.) I’m bad to the bone.

11.) Just wondering why nobody is giving me treats rn hbu?

12.) Stop hounding me!

13.) I still live with my parents.

14.) Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.

15.) Everything I do, I do with paw-fect form.

16.) Will work for treats!

17.) Sup, Dog?

18.) It’s my paw-ty, I can bark if I want to!

19.) Pass the Milk-Bones, please.

20.) Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’

21.) Howl you doing?

22.) Stop trying to make fetch happen.

23.) I’m the boss.

24.) You must be my backyard, because I dig you.

25.) Do you like my self-pawtrait?

26.) I’m in charge here.

Best friend dog captions

1.) My best friend has a fur and a tail.

2.) Dogs are my favorite people.

3.) We have the ulti-mutt friendship.

4.) When I die my dog gets everything.

5.) Dogs over dudes.

6.) Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.

7.) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

8.) This friendship is fur real.

9.) Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.

10.) Dogs before dudes

11.) The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.

12.) My best friend is my dog.

13.) I’m not single I have dogs

On the beach

1.) Love you to the beach and back.

2.) Have a paw-some summer.

3.) Pups, kisses, and starfish wishes.

4.) I found paradise with my pup.

5.) Take some time to paws and reflect.

6.) Beach lovers since birth.

7.) 8Girls just wanna play with their pup.

8.) Chasing sun beams and tennis balls.

9.) Leaving paw prints everywhere we go.

10.) Dog days of summer.

11.) My pup and some pink skies.

12.) We’re 90 percent happy and 10 percent sandy.

13.) Life is short, play in the sand with your pup.

14.) All you need is the beach and a dog.

15.) This is our happy place.

16.) I’d race to you the waves, but you’d probably beach me to it.

17.) Let’s spend all of our beach days together.

18.) Happiness is a wet nose.

19.) Passports, pineapples, and vacation with my pup.

20.) Tans fade but the memories last fur-ever.

Snow dog captions

For snow

1.) Ready to go Dachshund through the snow

2.) Our daily walks just got a little more festive.

3.) My dog is snow cute.

4.) The dog days of winter.

5.) Nobody’s cooler than us. It’s freezing out here.

6.) There’s snow place like home with my pup

7.) Snow brings out the child in me and the puppy in him

8.) Pawsitively chilly.

9.) Keeping things cozy.

10.) There’s snow angel cuter than my pup.

11.) It’s ruff out here today.

12.) My pup’s sweeter than hot chocolate.

13.) On snow days, we wear pink.

14.) After this, we’re having cookies and Milk Bones.

15.) The snow unleashed our inner happiness.

16.) Winter has been ruff this year.

17.) May your days be fluffy and bright.

18.) Whose snow angel is better?

19.) Snow ballin’.

20.) Thick coat made for snow playin’ and warm huggin.

21.) All bundled up, me and my pup.

Dog captions for Christmas

1.) Feliz Navidog

2.) Happy Howlidays

3.) Fleas Navidad

4.) Merry Christmas from our pack to your pack

5.) Deck the paws

6.) May your days be cuddly and bright.

7.) Tis the season to snuggle.

8.) Oh Christmas pup, oh Christmas pup!

9.) Wishing you Happy Howl-idays

10.) Rudolph the red-nosed puppy.

11.) We woof you a Hairy Christmas

12.) Dear, Santa Paws. Please give me all the Milk Bones.

13.) Bark! The herald angels sing.

14.) Have a fetching Christmas

15.) Dear, Santa Paws. I’ve been a very good boy this year.

16.) My date to the Christmas party.

Yuletide dog captions

17.) Sending you pugs and kisses

18.) Winter Wonder-lab

19.) Oh, I thought you said it was a pugly sweater party.

20.) Happy corgmas to you!

21.) Taking an elfie with the most festive pup in town.

22.) Happy pawlidays

23.) Santa Paws is coming to town.

24.) At the top of the nice list this year.

25.) The holidays are a good time to paws and reflect on what’s most important to you… like my adorable pup in this sweater.

26.) Cleary the most dapper one at this paw-ty.

27.) Have a paw-some Christmas!

28.) May your Christmas be furry and bright.

29.) Have a doggone Merry Christmas

30.) All I want for Christmas is more pics of my dog in holiday sweaters.

Dog captions from the movies

1.) Dude, where’s my ball?

2.) You had me at woof

3.) Mission Impaw-sible

4.) Fifty Shades of Greyhound

5.) The Bark Knight

6.) In-fur-no

7.) Zero Bark Thirty

8.) Mr. Sniff Goes to Washington

Harry Potter

9.) Harry Pugger

10.) I didn’t get accepted into Hogwarts because I’m a puggle

11.) First day at Dogwarts

12.) J.K. Growling

Star Wars

13.) For the puppy get a treat you will. (Yoda)

14.) I chose the bark side.

15.) Luke Skybarker

16.) May the paws be with you.

17.) Jabba the mutt.

18.) Chewbarka.

19.) Come over to the bark side.

20.) Jabba the pup.

Quotes to use as dog captions

1.) Be the person your dog thinks you are.
C.J. Frick

2.) My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Elayne Boosler

3.) Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull

4.) No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin

5.) Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz

6.) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

7.) Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.
John Grogan

8.) Dogs do speak, but only to those who low how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk

9.) Everything I know, I learned from dogs.
Nora Roberts

10.) Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones

11.) No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.
Christopher Morley

12.) If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

13.) I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!’
Jonah Goldberg

More quotes to use as captions

14.) Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

15.) Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

16.) A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.
Charlotte Gray

17.) Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.
Sian Ford

18.) The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney

19.) A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.
Helen Thomson

20.) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams

21.) In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Derek Bruce

22.) When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.
Kristan Higgins

23.) You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
Dave Barry

Famous lines for dog captions

24.) The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
Mark Twain

25.) I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck

26.) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

27.) If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers

28.) What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
George Carlin

29.) The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles De Gaulle

30.) Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

31.) Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles Shultz

32.) A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.
Barack Obama

33.) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings


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