Funny Dog Puns Unleashed To Raise the Woof

Last updated Jan 9, 2024

Hit the paws button and check out this Ulti-mutt Funny Dog Puns collection that we’ve assembled.

Yes, needless to say, we worked like a dog to get here, but we think it was worth the effort. We hope you do, too. But, if we’re barking up the wrong tree with some of these, keep reading. A few will likely hit your funny bone. The right way. And, speaking of bones, let’s proceed.

CONTENTS:

Good Dog Puns

Why did the Dachshunds have to sit in the shade?
Because they’re hot dogs!
How is a dog like a smartphone?
They both have collar ID.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
Did you hear about the book on raising dogs?
It’s a great pup-up book.
What type of dog wears a Rolex?
A watchdog.

Funny Puns About Dogs

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
She stole the show.
What did the Dalmatian say after eating supper?
Wow, that hit the spot!
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it.
What is a dog’s favorite meal?
Homework!
What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumblebee?
A Greyhound Buzz.
What did Pavlov’s dog say about his owner?
He rings my bell.
Why was the dog’s stereo so loud?
Someone turned up the sub-woofers!
Why did the dog owner have to visit a dentist?
One of his canines kept getting loose.
What does a dog eat for breakfast?
Woofles!
The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
He’s a little ruff around the edges.
I like big mutts and I cannot lie
Where’s the paw-ty at?
You need a new leash on life.

Riddles About Dogs

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One tags a whale and the other wags a tail.
What’s the difference between a businessman and a dog?
A businessman wears a suit while the dog just pants.
How did Lassie’s owner know she was sad?
She was Mellon Collie.
How does a dog stop a movie?
By hitting the paws button.
Why does a poor puppy chase her tail?
Just trying to make ends meet.
What is a dog’s favorite poem?
Beowoof.
Who is a dog’s favorite Disney character?
Mary Puppins.
Why doesn’t a dog stand up for himself?
Because he’s been trained to roll over.
Who is a dog’s favorite writer?
Bark Twain.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a Doberman?
A scared mailman.
What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
Bark Side of the Moon.
What did Darth Vader name his son?
Luke Skybarker.

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Best Dog Jokes

What is Dracula’s favorite breed of dog?
A Bloodhound.
Who is a dog’s favorite magician?
Houndini.
Who is a dog’s wizard?
Harry Paw-ter.
Why did the dog cross the street?
To get to the barking lot.
What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
Ruff Ruff.
What do you say to the owner who said his dog ran a marathon to retrieve a stick?
That sounds far-fetched.
If a dog has fleas, what do sheep have?
Fleece.
What’s a dog’s favorite food?
Anything on your plate.
What do you call a dog who can do his own magic?
A Labracadabrador.
How did the owner know his dog was happy?
She was smiling from ear terrier.
How do you tell if your dog is a little slow?
He chases parked cards.
What do you feed a dog for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What type of construction work do dogs prefer?
Roofing.

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Canine Humor – Hilarious Dog Puns

What did the owner say when the vet asked if his dog was a purebred?
There mutt be a chance.
If dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, who can?
Catscan.
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a tulip?
A collie-flower!
What comedian is a dog’s favorite?
Growl-cho Marx.
What did the attorney dog do when the judge threw out his case?
He brought it back to her.
What do you call a cold frank?
A Chili Dog.
What dog breed chases after red-colored things?
A Bulldog.
Why did Rover perform poorly on the test?
He fur-got.
What type of dog lives in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
What did the dog say after finishing dead last in the race?
I’m last but not leashed.
What do a storyteller and a dog have in common?
They both have tails.
What do scientists’ dogs do with their bones?
Barium.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
It barked from de-light!
Why are dogs bad dancers?
They have to dance with two left feet.

Breed specific dog puns

We have bed-Pugs.
Yes, they Maltese-d his hair at the groomer’s.
I’m waiting for the results of my lab report.
I’m all about the pug life.
What did the Corgi say to his Valentine?
“I’m mutts about you!”
That was a mastiff waste of time!
The chihuahua is tiny but fur-ocious.
Why did the Yorkshire Terrier go to the dogtor?
Her voice was a bit husky!
Why did the Cocker Spaniel have to sit in the shade?
It was a hot dog!

Puppy Puns

What’s a baby dog’s favorite softdrink?
Pupsi-Cola.
What did the little dog take camping?
A pup-tent.
How did the owner reply when a friend said his baby dog was fat?
He said, “No, he’s just a little Husky.”
What is the quietest dog around?
A hushpuppy.
What do puppies call their parents?
Dogma and Paw.
How did the little dog know she was famous?
The Pup-perzzi wouldn’t leave her alone.
My dog likes to eat pup-corn at movies.
The pup-arazzi just love to take pictures of him.
He loves pup-eroni pizza.

Dog holiday puns

Happy Howlidays
Happy Howl-o-ween
Feliz Navi-dog

Our paw-some list of cute dog puns has come to a conclusion. You might also want to check out 57 Cat Puns That Will Have You Feline Good. Or, please have a read of some of the other fun articles linked below. Thanks for stopping by.

— Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the cofounder of ListCaboodle and a dog lover.

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