Hot Dog Jokes For Kids
Hungry for family-friendly humor? Take a bite of these funny hot dog jokes for kids. They’re clean and safe for kids of all ages.
Best hot dog jokes for kids
Hot dogs are a classic American food that kids of all ages love. They’re also a great subject for funny puns and jokes.
Whether you’re looking for a way to make your kids laugh or you just need a few new jokes to tell at your next cookout, we’ve got you covered.
1.) Did you see the movie about the hotdog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
2.) Why did the hot dog end up in a shoe?
Because it was a foot long.
3.) Why did the hot dog vendor get fired?
Because she put her hair in a bun.
4.) What do you call two hotdog buns from the same bakery?
Breadthren.
5.) What does a hot dog go camping in?
A Wiener-bago.
6.) What do you call a candid hot dog?
A Frank-furter.
7.) How does a ghost eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
Funny hot dog jokes for kids
8.) How do you tell a hot dog to be quiet?
Hush puppy.
9.) Why didn’t the boy like the German hotdog?
They are the wurst ones.
10.) What do you call a vegan hot dog?
A carrot.
11.) I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs.
I like to relish the moment.
12.) What is a hot dog’s favorite holiday?
Hallo-weenie.
13.) How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst.
14.) How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog?
With relish.
15.) I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs.
It was a frank discussion.
16.) What do you call a hot dog race?
Wiener takes all.
Ketchup & mustard jokes
17.) Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
18.) How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out on a date?
He mustard up the courage.
19.) What did the mother hot dog say to cheer on her son while he was in a race?
You better ketch-up!
20.) What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard — it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
21.) I was eating a hotdog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye.
Now I have Heinz sight.
22.) What did the girl say to her friend while having a hot dog?
Relish today and ketch-up tomorrow.
23.) What do you HAVE to put on your hot dogs?
Must-ard.
Hot dog puns
24.) After mocking the ketchup, what did the hot dog say?
No bun intended.
25.) What did the hot dog say after winning the race?
Yay, I’m the wiener.
26.) Why did the hot dog fail in his exams?
Because he gave the wurst answers.
27.) What do you call a hot dog wizard?
Sau-sage.
28.) Why did the hot dog refuse to act in the movie?
Because none of the rolls were good enough.
29.) What happens if you turn a flying mammal into a hot dog?
They go from bat to wurst.
30.) What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A hollow-wienie.
31.) Why didn’t the hot dog hang out at the German club?
Because it was too krauted.
32.) Where do you smart hot dogs go?
On the honor roll.
33.) I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head.
My plumber calls it a meatier shower.
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Silly hot dog jokes for kids
34.) What’s the opposite of a hot dog?
A chili dog.
35.) What nickname did the hot dog give to his wife?
Honey bun.
36.) What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?
Don’t be a brat.
37.) Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
None of the rolls were good enough.
38.) What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.
39.) What’s the opposite of a hot dog?
A pupsicle.
40.) What do you call a saw that cuts hotdogs?
Sawsage.
41.) Why did the family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?
They took a turn for the wurst.
Hot dog riddles
42.) Why are hot dogs the best dogs?
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
43.) How do you make a hot dog stand?
You pull away his chair.
44.) What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
45.) Why do you call it a hot dog?
Because you don’t call it a sausage sandwich.
46.) What do you call a vegan hot dog?
Lying about being a hot dog.
47.) How do you make a hot dog hotter?
Make sure the heat is on.
48.) What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
A hot, diggety dog.
49.) Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?
Because it was a chili dog.
Corny hot dog jokes for kids
50.) What do you call a dog on the beach in summer?
A hot dog.
51.) Why did the vegan hot dog cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
52.) What made the hot dog furious?
He was getting roasted.
53.) What makes the German hot dogs controversial?
They make the best and they make the wurst ones.
54.) Why are celebrity hot dogs angry?
They are always getting roasted.
55.) Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon?
The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere.
56.) Hot dogs really should be called hot wolves.
Because they always found in packs.
57.) Did you hear the story about a guy who could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?
Sounds a little hard to swallow, right?
Hot dog knock knock jokes
58.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Lettuce – Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and have some delicious hot dogs.
59.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Armageddon – Armageddon who?
Armageddon quite hungry. Let’s grab some hot dogs!
60.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Noise – Noise who?
Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.
61.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Police – Police who?
Police give me some more ketchup with this hot dog.
62.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Witches – Witches who?
Witches the best hot dog stand in town?
63.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Noah – Noah who?
Noah good place where I can find some delicious hot dogs?
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By Greg Johnson | Published 7/28/2023
