Star Wars Jokes For Kids
Are your kids big fans of Star Wars? If so, they’ll love these funny Star Wars jokes for kids.
From jokes about Darth Vader to jokes about Yoda, there’s something for everyone — including kids, parents, and teachers — in this collection of funny Star Wars jokes. So gather your kids around and let the laughter begin!
Best Star Wars jokes for kids
These jokes are perfect for young Jedis who are just starting to get into the Star Wars universe. They’re clean and appropriate for kids, and they’re sure to get a laugh out of even the biggest Star Wars fans.
Funny Star Wars jokes for kids
1.) How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the Dark Side.
2.) What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
May the floss be with you, Luke.
3.) What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-Yoda.
4.) Where does Jabba the Hutt eat dinner?
Pizza Hutt.
5.) What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2-Detour.
6.) What do you call five siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A Sith kebab.
7.) What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
May the force be with ewe.
8.) How do you get a Jedi to clean their room?
Use the force.
9.) What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookie.
10.) What do you call a pirate droid?
Arrrrgh-2-D2.
Star Wars puns
11.) What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
An ele-Vader.
12.) What does a Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
13.) How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
Since the Sith Grade.
14.) What do you call a protocol droid who likes to paint?
Art-2-D2.
15.) How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
16.) What do you get when you cross a Jedi and a snake?
A Force constrictor.
17.) What do you call a bounty hunter who loves pasta?
Boba Fettuccine.
18.) What do Gungans keep things in?
Jar jars.
19.) Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
20.) What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
21.) Why do doctors make good Jedis?
Because a Jedi must have patients.
Silly Star Wars jokes for kids
22.) What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A yo-yoda.
23.) What do you call a female Mandolorian?
Womandolorian.
24.) Why does no one like it when a young Wookiee makes dinner?
It’s a little Chewie.
25.) Did you hear about the Gungan who became a taxi cab driver?
His name is Car Car Binks.
26.) What do you call a droid that loves to party?
R2-DJ.
27.) What is a stormtrooper’s favorite food?
Wookiee cookies.
28.) What’s Lando’s twin brother called?
Crasho.
29.) What do you call Chewbacca when he’s cold?
A Chewie-sicle.
30.) Why shouldn’t you tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon?
Because it might crack up.
31.) Why did Kylo Ren join the dark side?
He couldn’t find the light switch.
Yoda jokes
32.) Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
33.) What did Yoda ride as a child?
A do-cycle because there is no tri.
34.) Why can’t you ask Yoda to lend you money?
He’s always short.
35.) Why doesn’t Yoda smell?
He always uses de-yoda-rant.
36.) Why is Yoda bad at Geometry?
Because to him there are no triangles, only do or do not angles.
37.) What would Yoda sound like if he gave advice but also loved to sing?
Doo doo doo or doo doo doo not!
Star Wars riddles
38.) Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
39.) Why do Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before episodes 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
40.) What did everyone call Lando before he became a good pilot?
Crashdo.
41.) What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
The outside.
42.) What is R2D2 short for?
Because he has little legs.
43.) What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?
Hear-Threepio.
44.) Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Light Side.
45.) What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
Han Duet.
46.) What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
The.
47.) What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has?
Baby Jawas.
Obi Wan Kenobi jokes
48.) What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi Wan Cannot be.
49.) What did Obi Wan Kenobi do when he needed money?
He took out a bank clone.
50.) What do you call a Spanish Jedi?
Obi Juan Kenobi.
51.) What did the Jedi say to his girlfriend?
You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
52.) What do you call a Jedi rock star?
Bon Jovi Wan Kenobi.
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Corny Star Wars jokes for kids
53.) Why was the droid so angry?
Because people kept pushing it’s buttons.
54.) What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bounty hunter?
Boba Frost.
55.) What do you get when you cross a Wookiee and a snowman?
Frostbacca.
56.) Why did the droid join the circus?
He wanted to perform his new Jedi mind trick.
57.) What do you call a group of Sith who love to sing?
A Sith-tet.
58.) Why did the Wookiee go to the doctor?
He had a bad case of the a Chew-bacc-a.
59.) What is a storm hunters favorite tv show?
Game of Clones.
60.) Why did the droid take a vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
Luke Skywalker jokes
61.) What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having difficulty using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
Use the forks, Luke.
62.) Where did Luke Sky Walker buy his new arm?
At the second hand store.
63.) How did Luke find out what he got for his birthday?
He felt his presents.
64.) What was Luke’s secret codename before he got his mechanical limb?
Hand Solo.
65.) What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?
An ABC-Wing.
Princess Leia jokes
66.) What does Princess Leia use to style her hair?
A Han Solo cup.
67.) Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
At the Darth Maul.
68.) What does Leia say when she needs help?
I think I could use a Han here.
69.) Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns?
So it doesn’t hang solow.
70.) What did Rey say when she met Leia?
Chewie wants a hug, too.
71.) What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
Leia Organic.
Star Wars knock-knock jokes
72.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Art – Art who?
R2-D2!
73.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Yoda – Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hooo!
74.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Obi – Obi who?
Obi wan a cracker?
75.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Boba Fett – Boba Fett who?
Boba Fett my goldfish.
76.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
R2D2 – R2D2 who?
R2D2 or RU not D2?
77.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ewok – Ewok who?
Ewoked the door, wet me in!
78.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Leia – Leia who?
Leia cookie on my plate.
79.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Luke – Luke who?
Luke-a-laylee, play me a song.
80.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Obi-Wan – Obi-Wan who?
You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
81.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Vader – Vader who?
Vader minute while I tell a joke.
Darth Vader jokes
82.) Why did Darth Vader go to the optometrist?
He couldn’t see through the dark side.
83.) How do Sith Lords say goodbye?
Darth-LATER!
84.) What’s the most powerful coffee in the galaxy?
Darth Roast.
85.) What do you call a Sith Lord who can’t swim?
Darth Wader.
86.) What’s the name of Darth Vader’s billionaire cousin?
Tax E. Vader.
87.) What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction
What is thy bidding, my master?
88.) What do you call a Sith who hates flying?
Darth Grounded.
89.) What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
Sith down and be quiet!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 8/3/2023
