Princess Jokes For Kids
It’s time to put on your tiara and get ready to giggle, because we have the best princess jokes for kids!
And don’t worry, this collection of jokes is clean, kid-safe, and fit for royalty of all ages.
So grab your glass slippers and gather your guests to the castle for some side-splitting laughter and smiles. Enjoy!
Best princess jokes for kids
1. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer very well?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
2. Who won the princess race?
Rapunzel, by a hair.
3. Why did the princess go to the library?
To find her happily ever after.
4. Who plaited Princess Leia’s hair?
Darth Braider.
5. Why did Snow White put on SPF 100 sunscreen?
Because she’s the fairest one of all.
6. What font does the mermaid use?
Ariel.
7. Which Disney princess loves Mexican food?
Taco Belle.
8. Why does Alice ask so many questions?
Because she’s in Wonderland.
Silly princess jokes for kids
9. What did Mario say to Princess Peach in the underground?
I lava you.
10. Why did the little mermaid take a helicopter ride?
To get an Ariel view.
11. What type of fruit does a princess love to eat?
Crownberries.
12. Where can Ariel and all of her fishy friends be found?
Under the sea.
13. How does the ocean say hello to Princess Ariel?
It waves.
14. What do you call a princess in the dark?
No White.
15. Which Disney princess tells the best jokes?
Ra-pun-zel.
You’ll love these funny fairy tale jokes for kids.
Disney princess jokes
You’ll get a kick out of these princess jokes about famous Disney characters we all know and love.
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
16. Where does Princess Ariel keep her tiara?
In her octo-purse.
17. Why was Princess Ariel grounded?
All her grades were below C level.
18. What does Ariel like to put on her toast?
Merma-lade.
19. Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the ocean?
To go with the jellyfish.
20. Where should Ariel have gone to find her lost voice?
The lost and flounder.
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
21. What did the town sing when the Beast and Belle broke up?
Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way.
22. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
23. What is Belle’s favorite band?
The Beastie Boys.
Cinderella (Cinderella)
24. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
25. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach.
Elsa (Frozen)
26. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will “Let it go, let it go…”
27. Why did Elsa refuse to leave her ice castle?
Because she was afraid of getting cold feet.
28. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C.
29. Why did Elsa’s credit card get rejected?
Her accounts were frozen.
Mulan (Mulan)
30. Which Disney Princess do cows like the most?
Moo-lan.
31. What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
Mulan rouge.
Snow White (Snow White)
32. Why doesn’t Snow White like twitter?
She only has 7 followers.
33. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all.
34. Why did Dopey bring Snow White paper and crayons?
She told him it was time to draw the curtains.
35. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
Someday, my prints will come.
36. Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s Dwarfs?
Six out of seven of them aren’t Happy.
Princess puns
37. How did the princess know how heavy the dragon was?
It came with scales.
38. Why did Belle go to the book store?
To check out the Beast-sellers.
39. Why didn’t the princess go to the coffee shop?
They didn’t serve royal-tea.
40. What did Princess Leia say after planting some trees?
May the forest be with you.
41. What did Princess Fiona say when Shrek invited his entire family to stay?
I’m feeling ogre-whelmed.
42. What did the Princess get for her birthday?
Peasants.
43. What’s the easiest way to find a princess?
Follow the footprince.
44. Why did the police arrest the wrong Disney Princess?
They thought she was someone Elsa.
Corny princess jokes for kids
45. How did Princess Tula of Poseidonis travel?
By seahorse.
46. What does Princess Peach use to get things off the high shelf?
A toad stool.
47. What’s Elsa’s favorite party?
A Snowball.
48. What kind of cheese thinks it’s a princess?
Mozzarella.
49. Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?
Because she’s really Sheik.
50. What does Princess Ariel use for money?
Sand dollars.
51. What .io game does Princess Peach play?
Mar.io
52. What did the Princess say when she saw a talking frog?
You must be Prince Charming.
Princess riddles
53. What did the princess do every morning?
She woke up of course!
54. When is a princess strong enough to move a castle?
When she’s playing a game of chess.
55. What eats more princesses than a dragon?
Two dragons.
56. What do princesses use to measure their jewelry?
A ruler.
57. Why did the princess go to the dentist?
To get her crown fixed.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 2/23/2024
