Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
These funny knock knock jokes for kids cover topics children love like names, food, school, and animals.
Youngsters (and kids of all ages!) will get a chuckle out of these simple jokes. They feature clever wordplay and puns that add up to a laugh-inducing punchline.
And don’t worry, these knock knock jokes have been selected especially for their kid-friendly humor. Rest assured they are all kid safe! (Also, be sure to get your FREE printable below!)
Best knock knock jokes for kids
The best knock knock jokes set you up for an unexpected and humorous twist. Here are some of our favorite examples.
1.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Boo. – Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
2.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
A little old lady. – A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
3.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
I am. – I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
4.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Cargo. – Cargo who?
No, car go HONK HONK!
5.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Woo. – Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
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Funny knock knock jokes
6.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Tank. – Tank who?
You’re welcome.
7.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Mustache. – Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
8.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Adore. – Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
9.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Voodoo. – Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
10.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
A herd. – A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
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11.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Amish. – Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
12.) Knock! Knock! – Who’s there?
Etch. – Etch who?
Bless you.
13.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Dishes. – Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
14.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Icy. – Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Silly knock knock jokes for kids
15.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Canoe. – Canoe who?
Canoe help me open this door?
16.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Leaf. – Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
17.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Snow. – Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
18.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Avenue. – Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
19.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Nana. – Nana who?
Nana your business!
20.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Says. – Says who?
Says me!
21.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Dishes. – Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
22.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Needle. – Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
23.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Police. – Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
24.) Will you remember me in a minute? – Yes.
Will you remember me in a week? – Yes.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Funny knock knock jokes for school
These funny jokes cover topics like spelling, geography, and math. Learn while you laugh!
25.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Spell. – Spell who?
Okay, w-h-o.
26.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
To. – To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
27.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Double. – Double who?
W!
28.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Iran. – Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
29.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Tennis. – Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
30.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Yah. – Yah who?
No, I prefer google.
31.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Dozen. – Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
32.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Alec. – Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
33.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Yukon. – Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
34.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Hawaii. – Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
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Funny knock knock jokes about animals
Kids love animals of all types. Make them laugh out loud with these hilarious animal knock knock jokes!
35.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Oink oink. – Oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
36.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Kanga. – Kanga who?
No, it’s kangaroo!
37.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Owls say. – Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
38.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Cows go. – Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
39.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Amos. – Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, it’s right there!
40.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Honey bee. – Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
41.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Who. – Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
42.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Robin. – Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!
Funny knock knock jokes about names
Some of the funniest knock knock jokes start with someone’s name. Try them out on friends for a laugh!
Girl names
43.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Claire. – Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
44.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Amanda. – Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
45.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Sadie. – Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
46.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Candice. – Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
47.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Alex. – Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
48.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Doris. – Doris who?
Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
49.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Anita. – Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
50.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Norma Lee. – Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
51.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Althea. – Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
52.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Annie. – Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
53.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Isabel. – Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!
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Boy names
54.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Hal. – Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
55.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Art. – Art who?
R2-D2!
56.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Justin. – Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
57.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Mikey. – Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!
58.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Justin. – Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
59.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Dwayne. – Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
60.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Harry. – Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
61.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Andrew. – Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
62.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Luke. – Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
63.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Noah. – Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
64.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ben. – Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
65.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Otto. – Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
66.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Theodore. – Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
Birthday knock knock joke
Say ‘Happy Birthday’ to that special someone with this knock knock joke on their special day.
67.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Abby. – Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Christmas knock knock joke
A Christmas-themed knock knock joke that never gets old!
68.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Mary. – Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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Funny knock knock jokes about food
Here are some funny knock knock jokes about everyday foods you can find in the refrigerator or eat for lunch.
69.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Cash. – Cash who?
No thanks, I like peanuts.
70.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Figs. – Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
71.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Orange. – Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
72.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Two knee. – Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
73.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Lettuce. – Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
74.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Beets. – Beets who?
Beats me.
75.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Ice cream. – Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
76.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Ketchup. – Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
77.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Water. – Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
78.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Olive. – Olive who?
Olive you.
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79.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Banana. – Banana who?
Knock, knock. – Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Orange. – Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
BONUS: A short knock knock joke
We leave you with one last knock knock joke that doesn’t follow the normal format, but will leave you laughing nonetheless.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 2/3/2022
