17 Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes For Kids

These 17 St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids are the perfect way to add some fun and humor to the classroom, dinner table, or car ride.

You’ll find some of the traditional sources of Irish humor like leprechauns, shamrocks, and the wearing of the green. You just might find yourself “Dublin” over in laughter.

It might go without saying, but I’ll mention it anyway, “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

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Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes For Kids

1.) What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!

2.) Why is it difficult to borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because he’s always a little short.

3.) What do you call a leprechaun prank?
A saint pat-trick.

4.) What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy O’ Long Legs

5.) What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture.

6.) Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?
They have green thumbs!

7.) How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy!

Good Irish humor

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8.) Knock-knock! Who’s there?
Irish who?
Well, Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

9.) Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.

10.) Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

11.) What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham-rock!

12.) Why do leprechauns dislike running?
They’d rather jig than jog!

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13.) What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain!

14.) What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A poor horse is going barefoot!

15.) Why do frogs like St. PaPatrick’say?
Because they’re always wearing green.

16.) Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
ThThey’reeally into green living.

17.) How do musicians show off on St. PaPatrick’say?
They play their brag-pipes.

We hope you’re able to share a laugh or two with those you know.

By Mike O’Halloran

Mike’s family is originally from Galway, Ireland. Mike is a co-founder of ListCaboodle.


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