47 Funny Elephant Jokes
This collection of funny elephant jokes is big. Perhaps it’s only fitting that the biggest land animal – the elephant – should have a grand collection of humorous jokes, riddles, captions, and puns.
And, after you’ve reviewed the jokes, check out the elephant captions for Instagram below.
Good Elephant Jokes
How do you know if an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift.
What did the grapes say when the elephant stepped on them?
Nothing… they just let out a little wine.
How do you know there’s an elephant in bed with you?
He has the letter “E” embroidered on his pajamas.
How do you get an elephant out of a swimming pool?
How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
Don’t worry yourself… you’ll probably never see an elephant with just one hand.
What time is it when an elephant sits in your chair?
Time to buy a new chair.
Where do you find elephants?
Well, that depends on where you lost them.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit card.
Short Elephant Jokes
Why was the elephant angry?
The Comcast elephant was two hours late.
What’s big and gray and wears a mask?
The ele-phantom of the opera.
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.
What did the elephant mother say to her son when he misbehaved?
Best Elephant Jokes
Which elephants were the last to leave Noah’s ark?
Elephants, they had to pack their trunks.
Why don’t more elephants go to college?
Because not many finish high school.
Why do elephants need trunks?
They have no glove compartments.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
Why should you never walk in the jungle between seven and eight o’clock?
Because that’s when elephants get off of the trees.
What happens when an elephant goes sky-diving?
A big hole.
Elephants Showing Humans Who Is Funnier Video
Riddles About Elephants
Why are elephants so wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint its toenails red.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No…. see how good it works.
Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
It’s afraid of the mouse.
What did the elephant do when she hurt her toe?
She called a tow truck.
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing. Peanuts can’t talk.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What game should you never play with an elephant?
What is an elephant’s super power?
They’re great at multi-tusking!
What’s big and gray and has red spots?
An elephant with the chicken pox.
What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
About five mph.
- Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.
- Are you up to the tusk?
- Elephants are Zooperstars!
- Welcome to the jungle!
- A trunkful of fun.
- Elephants = my spirit animal
- Discover wildlife!
- Only elephants should wear ivory.
- Elephant lover.
- Footsteps of giants!
- Happy herd.
- Be kind to elephants.
Captions for Instagram
- Save the elephants
- No one needs an elephant tusk but an elephant
- Keep calm and love elephants
- Elephants: Don’t let their future be just a memory
- Elephants rock!
- Let’s get trunk!
- If you need someone to talk to, elephants are all ears.
- I love you a ton!
- Elephants make me happy; you not so much
- An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight.
Let me close with one elephant fun fact: Elephants are one of the only land animals that cannot jump! Hippos, rhinos, and sloths don’t have that vertical leaping ability either. At least, elephants take up more space in the paint.
There you have it… a whole ton of elephant humor. Hope you enjoyed.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the co-founder of ListCaboodle.
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