Funny Monkey Jokes To Make You Go Bananas

You’ll have more fun than a barrel of monkeys when you get a load of these funny monkey jokes, puns, and riddles. Perfect for kids of all ages.

Teachers might find time for a few in their classrooms when lessons finish up early. Parents might like them for car rides or before bedtime. These types of jokes, in addition to providing a few laughs, encourage the love of wordplay.

Super funny monkey jokes

Funny Jokes About Monkeys

  • Do monkeys like bananas?
    Ape-solutley!
  • What do you call an easily scared monkey?
    A chimp-pansy.
  • What kind of key opens a banana?
    A mon-key.
  • What’s a monkey’s favorite store?
    The Banana Republic.
  • What type of monkey should have eight legs?
    A spider monkey.
  • What do you call a monkey holding a firecracker?
    Ba-BOOM!

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Ape Puns

  • Where do apes go to relax after a long week?
    The monkey bars.
  • What does a gorilla learn first in school?
    The A-Pe-Cees!
  • Why are baboons considered the life of the party?
    Because they’re more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
  • How did the monkeys win the fight?
    They used gorilla warfare.
  • If you throw a monkey into salty water what will it become?
    Wet.
  • Why do monkeys love bananas?
    Don’t know, I guess they just find them appealing.
  • What do you call a monkey who loves Pringles?
    Chipmunk.
Good Ape Puns and Riddles

Good Monkey Riddles

  • How did the monkey escape from the zoo?
    With a monkey wrench.
  • Did you hear about the older relative who could jump from tree to tree?
    He was a monkey’s uncle.
  • What did the father monkey call his son?
    A chimp off the old block.
  • How did the monkey get down the stairs so quickly?
    It slid down the banana-ster.
  • Why did the monkey eat the banana quietly?
    He didn’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!
  • Where does a monkey nap on a summer afternoon?
    An ape-ricot.
best monkey riddles

Monkey Jokes for Kids

  • What do you call a mad monkey hanging around with the man in a yellow hat?
    Furious George.
  • How do you stop an ape from charging?
    Take away its credit card.
  • What did the monkey say when a friend cut off his tail?
    It won’t be long now.
  • Where did the monkey go for a new tail?
    A retailer.
  • What do monkeys do when they feel crazy?
    They go bananas!
  • What did the banana say to the monkey?
    Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
  • What’ the name for monkeys who share an Amazon account?
    Prime-mates.
  • What’s a monkey’s favorite Christmas carol?
    Jungle Bells.
  • What do you call the monkey who finishes first in the race?
    The Chimpion!
  • Where does a 600-pound gorilla sit?
    Anywhere it wants.
Ape jokes

Jokes About Monkeys

  • What do monkey lawyers study?
    The Law of the Jungle.
  • Where do monkeys work out?
    The jungle gym.
  • What does a monkey wear while baking?
    An ape-ron.
  • What is an ape’s favorite cookie?
    Chocolate chimp.
  • What is as big as a gorilla but weighs nothing?
    Its shadow.
  • What do you say to a gorilla who is asking too many personal questions?
    No need to pry mate.
  • What did the banana do when it saw the monkey coming?
    Banana split.
  • How did the monkeys hear the neighborhood gossip?
    They heard it through the ape vine.
  • What’s the difference between a well-dressed monkey on a tricycle and a poorly-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
    Attire.

Monkey Captions

  1. Cheeky Monkey!
  2. Going bananas!
  3. Monkey see, monkey do.
  4. Chimpathetic.
  5. Rhesus Pieces.
  6. Monkeys love bananas a bunch.
  7. Ape-solutely!
  8. Just monkeying around.
  9. Monkey business.
  10. A monkey’s uncle.

Hope you enjoyed our monkey jokes and captions.

— Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the co-founder and editor of ListCaboodle.com

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