Funny Monkey Jokes To Make You Go Bananas
You’ll have more fun than a barrel of monkeys when you get a load of these funny monkey jokes, puns, and riddles. Perfect for kids of all ages.
Teachers might find time for a few in their classrooms when lessons finish up early. Parents might like them for car rides or before bedtime. These types of jokes, in addition to providing a few laughs, encourage the love of wordplay.
Funny Jokes About Monkeys
- Do monkeys like bananas?
- What do you call an easily scared monkey?
- What kind of key opens a banana?
- What’s a monkey’s favorite store?
The Banana Republic.
- What type of monkey should have eight legs?
A spider monkey.
- What do you call a monkey holding a firecracker?
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- Where do apes go to relax after a long week?
The monkey bars.
- What does a gorilla learn first in school?
- Why are baboons considered the life of the party?
Because they’re more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
- How did the monkeys win the fight?
They used gorilla warfare.
- If you throw a monkey into salty water what will it become?
- Why do monkeys love bananas?
Don’t know, I guess they just find them appealing.
- What do you call a monkey who loves Pringles?
Good Monkey Riddles
- How did the monkey escape from the zoo?
With a monkey wrench.
- Did you hear about the older relative who could jump from tree to tree?
He was a monkey’s uncle.
- What did the father monkey call his son?
A chimp off the old block.
- How did the monkey get down the stairs so quickly?
It slid down the banana-ster.
- Why did the monkey eat the banana quietly?
He didn’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!
- Where does a monkey nap on a summer afternoon?
Monkey Jokes for Kids
- What do you call a mad monkey hanging around with the man in a yellow hat?
- How do you stop an ape from charging?
Take away its credit card.
- What did the monkey say when a friend cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
- Where did the monkey go for a new tail?
- What do monkeys do when they feel crazy?
They go bananas!
- What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
- What’ the name for monkeys who share an Amazon account?
- What’s a monkey’s favorite Christmas carol?
- What do you call the monkey who finishes first in the race?
- Where does a 600-pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Jokes About Monkeys
- What do monkey lawyers study?
The Law of the Jungle.
- Where do monkeys work out?
The jungle gym.
- What does a monkey wear while baking?
- What is an ape’s favorite cookie?
- What is as big as a gorilla but weighs nothing?
- What do you say to a gorilla who is asking too many personal questions?
No need to pry mate.
- What did the banana do when it saw the monkey coming?
- How did the monkeys hear the neighborhood gossip?
They heard it through the ape vine.
- What’s the difference between a well-dressed monkey on a tricycle and a poorly-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
- Cheeky Monkey!
- Going bananas!
- Monkey see, monkey do.
- Rhesus Pieces.
- Monkeys love bananas a bunch.
- Just monkeying around.
- Monkey business.
- A monkey’s uncle.
Hope you enjoyed our monkey jokes and captions.
— Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the co-founder and editor of ListCaboodle.com
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