57 Cat Puns That Will Have You Feline Good

Cat puns can head in a lot of different directions. There are play-on-words involving cats’ sounds like “How do you like these puns meow?” You can also consider words related to kittens, what they eat, and words that contain the letters C-A-T.

With so many pun directions to explore, it would be a catastrophe if we didn’t find the purr-fect list. But, the good news is that we think we arrived at a collection of funny cat puns that cat lovers will enjoy. So, please read on and feel free to paws when you need to.


    Funny Cat Puns

    • Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
      The re-tail store.
    • Cat puns freak meowt.
      Seriously, I’m not kitten.
    • Why do cats dislike online shopping?
      They prefer cat-alogues.
    • What’s a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
      Claw enforcement.
    • What kind of cats like to bowl?
      Alley Cats!
    • What kind of car does a cat drive?
      A Furrari.
    • Why did the cat run away from the tree?
      It was afraid of its bark.
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    • What do you call a pile of cats?
      A meow-tain.
    • What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
    • What did the cat say on its new iPhone?
      Can you hear meow?
    • What’s another name for a cat’s house?
      A scratchpad.

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    • How is cat food sold?
      Usually, purr can.
    • What do you feed an invisible cat?
      Evaporated milk.
    • What do cats eat on a hot day?
      A mice-cream cone.
    • I like my martini like James Bond,
      Shaken not purred.
    • Looking Good, Feline Good!
    • Why was the cat pulled over by the police?
      Because she littered.
    • The magician told the crowd he turned into a cat.
      He added, “Don’t ask Meow.”
    • What do cats wear to bed?
    • What do you call a media release from your cat?
      A press kit.
    • What do you get when you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
      A sourpuss.
    • What do cats like for breakfast?
      Mice Krispies.
    • When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
      When you’re a mouse.

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    Good Cat Jokes

    • What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
      An eskimew.
    • What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
      Hailing taxis.
    • What did the alien say to the cat?
      Take me to your litter.
    • What’s smarter than a talking cat?
      A spelling bee.
    • What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
      Puss in boots.
    • Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
      It had mittens.
    • What’s a cat’s most important quality?
      It’s purr-sonality.

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    • Dogs can’t operate an MRI Machine,
      But Catscan!
    • What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
      Good Mouse-Keeping.
    • Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
      Just kitten!
    • How do you make a cat happy?
      Send it to the Canary Islands.
    • Why was the cat not permitted to use the computer?
      Because she tried to catch the mouse.
    • Why did the cat wear a top hat?
      Beclaws he was feline sassy.
    • What’s a cat’s favorite game?
      Mouse Trap.
    • Why do cats win video games?
      Because they have nine lives.

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    • What’s a cat’s favorite color?
    • What’s it called when a cat paints herself?
      A self paw-trait.
    • What sports do cats play?
    • What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
    • Why did the cat go to nursing school?
      She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
    • Who delivers presents to cats?
      Santa Claws.
    • What time is it when 10 cats chase one mouse?
      Ten after one.
    • Right Meow, It’s Nap Time.
    • Why was the cat so small?
      It only drank condensed milk.
    • What button does a cat-like on the remote?
      The Paws.
    • What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
      About three pounces.
    • What did the cat say after paying his taxes?
      I’m paw.
    • How does a cat sing scales?
    • What does chickenpox do to a kitten?
      Cat Scratch Fever!
    • What song does a cat play when she’s in a great mood?
      Feline Groovy.
    • What do you call a cat who knows how to get what she wants?
      Very purr-suasive.
    • What do you call a swimming feline?
      A catfish.
    • I fought the paw, but the paw won.
    • What does a cat call the worst day of his life?
      A cat-astrophe.

    So, we hope you agree that we weren’t just kitten around here – these are some good cat puns! Please let us know if we missed any.

    –Mike O’Halloran

    Mike is the co-founder of ListCaboodle.


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