57 Cat Puns That Will Have You Feline Good

Cat puns can head in a lot of different directions. There are play-on-words involving cats’ sounds like “How do you like these puns meow?” You can also consider words related to kittens, what they eat, and words that contain the letters C-A-T.

With so many pun directions to explore, it would be a catastrophe if we didn’t find the purr-fect list. But, the good news is that we think we arrived at a collection of funny cat puns that cat lovers will enjoy. So, please read on and feel free to paws when you need to.

Funny Cat Puns

  • Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
    The re-tail store.
  • Cat puns freak meowt.
    Seriously, I’m not kitten.
  • Why do cats dislike online shopping?
    They prefer cat-alogues.
  • What’s a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
    Claw enforcement.
  • What kind of cats like to bowl?
    Alley Cats!
  • What kind of car does a cat drive?
    A Furrari.
  • Why did the cat run away from the tree?
    It was afraid of its bark.
Cool Cat Puns

Feline Word-Play

  • What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-tain.
  • What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
    Hisss-tory.
  • What did the cat say on its new iPhone?
    Can you hear meow?
  • What’s another name for a cat’s house?
    A scratchpad.
Best Cat Puns

Riddles About Cats

  • How is cat food sold?
    Usually, purr can.
  • What do you feed an invisible cat?
    Evaporated milk.
  • What do cats eat on a hot day?
    A mice-cream cone.
  • I like my martini like James Bond,
    Shaken not purred.
  • Looking Good, Feline Good!
  • Why was the cat pulled over by the police?
    Because she littered.
  • The magician told the crowd he turned into a cat.
    He added, “Don’t ask Meow.”
  • What do cats wear to bed?
    Pawjamas.
  • What do you call a media release from your cat?
    A press kit.
  • What do you get when you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
    A sourpuss.
  • What do cats like for breakfast?
    Mice Krispies.
  • When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
    When you’re a mouse.

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Good feline jokes

Good Cat Jokes

  • What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
    An eskimew.
  • What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
    Hailing taxis.
  • What did the alien say to the cat?
    Take me to your litter.
  • What’s smarter than a talking cat?
    A spelling bee.
  • What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
    Puss in boots.
  • Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
    It had mittens.
  • What’s a cat’s most important quality?
    It’s purr-sonality.

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Funny Cat Puns

You Gotta Be Kitten Me!

  • Dogs can’t operate an MRI Machine,
    But Catscan!
  • What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
    Good Mouse-Keeping.
  • Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
    Just kitten!
  • How do you make a cat happy?
    Send it to the Canary Islands.
  • Why was the cat not permitted to use the computer?
    Because she tried to catch the mouse.
  • Why did the cat wear a top hat?
    Beclaws he was feline sassy.
  • What’s a cat’s favorite game?
    Mouse Trap.
  • Why do cats win video games?
    Because they have nine lives.
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Cute Cat Puns

  • What’s a cat’s favorite color?
    Purr-ple.
  • What’s it called when a cat paints herself?
    A self paw-trait.
  • What sports do cats play?
    Hairball!
  • What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
    Caturday.
  • Why did the cat go to nursing school?
    She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
  • Who delivers presents to cats?
    Santa Claws.
  • What time is it when 10 cats chase one mouse?
    Ten after one.
  • Right Meow, It’s Nap Time.
  • Why was the cat so small?
    It only drank condensed milk.
  • What button does a cat-like on the remote?
    The Paws.
  • What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
    About three pounces.
  • What did the cat say after paying his taxes?
    I’m paw.
  • How does a cat sing scales?
    Do-Re-Me-Ow.
  • What does chickenpox do to a kitten?
    Cat Scratch Fever!
  • What song does a cat play when she’s in a great mood?
    Feline Groovy.
  • What do you call a cat who knows how to get what she wants?
    Very purr-suasive.
  • What do you call a swimming feline?
    A catfish.
  • I fought the paw, but the paw won.
  • What does a cat call the worst day of his life?
    A cat-astrophe.

So, we hope you agree that we weren’t just kitten around here – these are some good cat puns! Please let us know if we missed any.

–Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the co-founder of ListCaboodle.

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