57 Cat Puns That Will Have You Feline Good
Cat puns can head in a lot of different directions. There are play-on-words involving cats’ sounds like “How do you like these puns meow?” You can also consider words related to kittens, what they eat, and words that contain the letters C-A-T.
With so many pun directions to explore, it would be a catastrophe if we didn’t find the purr-fect list. But, the good news is that we think we arrived at a collection of funny cat puns that cat lovers will enjoy. So, please read on and feel free to paws when you need to.
Funny Cat Puns
- Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store.
- Cat puns freak meowt.
Seriously, I’m not kitten.
- Why do cats dislike online shopping?
They prefer cat-alogues.
- What’s a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
- What kind of cats like to bowl?
- What kind of car does a cat drive?
- Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of its bark.
- What do you call a pile of cats?
- What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
- What did the cat say on its new iPhone?
Can you hear meow?
- What’s another name for a cat’s house?
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Riddles About Cats
- How is cat food sold?
Usually, purr can.
- What do you feed an invisible cat?
- What do cats eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone.
- I like my martini like James Bond,
Shaken not purred.
- Looking Good, Feline Good!
- Why was the cat pulled over by the police?
Because she littered.
- The magician told the crowd he turned into a cat.
He added, “Don’t ask Meow.”
- What do cats wear to bed?
- What do you call a media release from your cat?
A press kit.
- What do you get when you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
- What do cats like for breakfast?
- When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
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Good Cat Jokes
- What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
- What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
- What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
- What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee.
- What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in boots.
- Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
It had mittens.
- What’s a cat’s most important quality?
You Gotta Be Kitten Me!
- Dogs can’t operate an MRI Machine,
- What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
- Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
- How do you make a cat happy?
Send it to the Canary Islands.
- Why was the cat not permitted to use the computer?
Because she tried to catch the mouse.
- Why did the cat wear a top hat?
Beclaws he was feline sassy.
- What’s a cat’s favorite game?
- Why do cats win video games?
Because they have nine lives.
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Cute Cat Puns
- What’s a cat’s favorite color?
- What’s it called when a cat paints herself?
A self paw-trait.
- What sports do cats play?
- What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
- Why did the cat go to nursing school?
She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
- Who delivers presents to cats?
- What time is it when 10 cats chase one mouse?
Ten after one.
- Right Meow, It’s Nap Time.
- Why was the cat so small?
It only drank condensed milk.
- What button does a cat-like on the remote?
- What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
About three pounces.
- What did the cat say after paying his taxes?
- How does a cat sing scales?
- What does chickenpox do to a kitten?
Cat Scratch Fever!
- What song does a cat play when she’s in a great mood?
- What do you call a cat who knows how to get what she wants?
- What do you call a swimming feline?
- I fought the paw, but the paw won.
- What does a cat call the worst day of his life?
So, we hope you agree that we weren’t just kitten around here – these are some good cat puns! Please let us know if we missed any.
Mike is the co-founder of ListCaboodle.
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