57 Cat Puns That Will Have You Feline Good

Cat puns can head in a lot of different directions. There are play-on-words involving cats’ sounds like “How do you like these puns meow?” You can also consider words related to kittens, what they eat, and words that contain the letters C-A-T.

With so many pun directions to explore, it would be a catastrophe if we didn’t find the purr-fect list. But, the good news is that we think we arrived at a collection of funny cat puns that cat lovers will enjoy. So, please read on and feel free to paws when you need to.

Funny Cat Puns

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store.
Cat puns freak meowt.
Seriously, I’m not kitten.
Why do cats dislike online shopping?
They prefer cat-alogues.
What’s a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
Claw enforcement.
What kind of cats like to bowl?
Alley Cats!
What kind of car does a cat drive?
A Furrari.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of its bark.

Feline Word-Play

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
Hisss-tory.
What did the cat say on its new iPhone?
Can you hear meow?
What’s another name for a cat’s house?
A scratchpad.

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Riddles About Cats

How is cat food sold?
Usually, purr can.
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.
What do cats eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone.
I like my martini like James Bond,
Shaken not purred.
Looking Good, Feline Good!
Why was the cat pulled over by the police?
Because she littered.
The magician told the crowd he turned into a cat.
He added, “Don’t ask Meow.”
What do cats wear to bed?
Pawjamas.
What do you call a media release from your cat?
A press kit.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A sourpuss.
What do cats like for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.

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Good Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in boots.
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
It had mittens.
What’s a cat’s most important quality?
It’s purr-sonality.

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Dogs can’t operate an MRI Machine,
But Catscan!
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Good Mouse-Keeping.
Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
Just kitten!
How do you make a cat happy?
Send it to the Canary Islands.
Why was the cat not permitted to use the computer?
Because she tried to catch the mouse.
Why did the cat wear a top hat?
Beclaws he was feline sassy.
What’s a cat’s favorite game?
Mouse Trap.
Why do cats win video games?
Because they have nine lives.

Cute Cat Puns

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.
What’s it called when a cat paints herself?
A self paw-trait.
What sports do cats play?
Hairball!
What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
Caturday.
Why did the cat go to nursing school?
She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Claws.
What time is it when 10 cats chase one mouse?
Ten after one.
Right Meow, It’s Nap Time.
Why was the cat so small?
It only drank condensed milk.
What button does a cat-like on the remote?
The Paws.
What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
About three pounces.
What did the cat say after paying his taxes?
I’m paw.
How does a cat sing scales?
Do-Re-Me-Ow.
What does chickenpox do to a kitten?
Cat Scratch Fever!
What song does a cat play when she’s in a great mood?
Feline Groovy.
What do you call a cat who knows how to get what she wants?
Very purr-suasive.
What do you call a swimming feline?
A catfish.
I fought the paw, but the paw won.
What does a cat call the worst day of his life?
A cat-astrophe.

So, we hope you agree that we weren’t just kitten around here – these are some good cat puns! Please let us know if we missed any.

–Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the co-founder of ListCaboodle.

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