Cat Jokes For Kids
If your children love kittens and funny jokes, here is a list of some of the best cat jokes for kids.
These jokes are family-friendly and short enough for kids to understand and enjoy them.
Guaranteed to crack up cat-lovers of all ages!
1. Funny cat jokes for kids
Share these cat jokes with your family and friends for a laugh.
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
Sandy claws.
What did the cat say after making a bad joke?
“Just kitten.”
What do you call a cat police force?
Claw enforcement.
What did the alien say to the cat?
“Take me to your litter.”
What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
It’s a tie between Mew-sic and Hiss-tory.
What sports do cats play?
Hairball.
How does a cat sing scales?
Do-re-me-ow.
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store.
What is the cat’s favorite button on the remote?
The paws button.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
2. Corny cat jokes
Can cats give each other high fives?
Pawsibly…
How do you spell cat backwards?
C-A-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.
How do two cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
What side of a cat has the most fur?
The outside.
What is a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mewsic.
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Because he was afraid of the bark.
What should you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
How do you know a cat is agitated?
He’s having a hissy fit.
Why do cats always get their way?
They are very purr-suasive.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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3. Silly humor
What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Santa Claws.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
The whisk-er.
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
Why did the young cat get arrested?
For his litter.
What kind of musician do cats like to be?
Purr-cussionists.
How does a cat decide what it wants from the store?
It flips through a cat-alog.
What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
“Me ow.”
What do you get when you cross an octagon with a cat?
An octopus.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you do with a Blue Burmese?
Try and cheer her up.
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4. Cat puns – funny jokes
Which day of the week do cats love the most?
Caturday.
Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?
He can’t stop pushing the paws button.
Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?
He had a bad cat-ttitude.
What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
Petsylvania.
What do cats look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend?
A great purr-sonality.
What do cats have to do in the morning?
Read the mews-paper.
What types of cats purr the best?
Purrr-sians.
Why was the cat so upset?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke?
He took it purr-sonally.
Why are cats bad at making decisions?
They become so purrplexed.
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine.
What kind of car does a rich cat drive?
A Cat-illac.
How does the cat get what it wants?
With purr-suasion.
5. Cat riddles
What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A kitten.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.
There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
None, they were all copycats.
In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?
When it’s raining cats and dogs.
Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives.
What’s another name for a cat’s house?
A scratch pad.
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and tail on the other.
A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Why do you always find a lost cat in the last place you look?
Because you stop looking once you find it.
6. Kitten jokes – hilarious cat jokes for kids
What did the kitten have at her birthday party?
A pounce house.
What kind of kitten works at the hospital?
A first-aid kit.
What color do kittens love the most?
Purr-ple.
What song do kittens always request at dances?
Mice Mice Baby.
What do baby cats always wear?
Diapurrs.
Where did the school kittens go for the field trip?
The mewseum.
What normally happens when kitties go on a first date?
They hiss.
7. “What do you call” – cat jokes
What do you call an old Tom cat?
Grand-paw.
What do you call a tornado full of cats?
A cat-astrophe.
What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish?
Haute cat-ture.
What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.
What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A sourpuss.
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?
An alley cat.
What do you call a buccaneer with a cat on his shoulder?
A purr-ate.
What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A puss in boots.
What do you call a cat that is caught by the police?
A purrpatrator.
8. Mouse jokes
Why did the cat pour oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
Catch.
How do you spell mousetrap with only three letters?
C-A-T.
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?
To turn “ice” into “mice.”
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
How do you know your cat used your computer?
Your mouse has teeth marks on it.
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
9. Cat jokes about food
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purr-colator.
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr the can.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
Why was the cat so small?
Because it only drank condensed milk.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
What happened when the cat ate the clown fish?
It felt funny.
What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 4/15/2022
