Food Jokes For Kids
Put a smile on your child’s face at lunchtime with a personalized note in their lunchbox that includes one of these food jokes for kids.
This is a list of cute and funny food jokes for children to enjoy and share with friends.
Best food jokes for kids
It’s hard to make food sound funny, but we’ve found over 100 jokes that just might do the trick. Let’s start with ten of our favorites:
1.) Why is a mushroom the life of the party?
He is a fungi.
2.) What did the frog order for lunch?
A burger and a diet croak.
3.) What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese.
4.) Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
5.) How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
6.) What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
7.) Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long.
8.) How do you make an egg laugh?
Crack it up.
9.) Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
10.) What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Silly lunch box jokes
1.) Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
2.) How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer’s market?
A buccaneer.
3.) Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
4.) If your guy can’t appreciate fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango.
5.) Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
6.) What’s purple and 5000 miles long?
The Grape Wall of China.
7.) What do you call a shoe made of banana peels?
Slippers.
8.) What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
9.) What do you call counterfeit spaghetti?
An impasta.
10.) What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
Bone appetit.
11.) Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.
12.) Cashier: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?”
Shopper: “No, just leave it in the carton!”
13.) Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
14.) What happened when the cat ate the clown fish?
It felt funny.
15.) I knew a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition.
Corny lunch jokes
1.) How do you fix a broken tomato?
By using tomato paste.
2.) What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A sourpuss.
3.) I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
4.) Why is history the sweetest subject?
Because it’s full of dates.
5.) Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
Because it was a chili dog.
6.) What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
Getting the scoop.
7.)I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
8.) How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
9.) What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
10.) Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
11.) Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
12.) Have you seen the movie about the hot dog?
It’s an Oscar Weiner.
13.) What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno your business.
More great food puns for kids.
Short jokes about food
1.) Which candy is always late?
Choco-late.
2.) How did the egg cross the road?
Scrambled.
3.) What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
4.) What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
5.) What room can no one enter?
A mushroom.
6.) How did the sushi cross the road?
He was rolling.
7.) What chain can you eat?
A food chain.
8.) Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
9.) How do you make an artichoke?
You strangle it.
10.) How do you turn soup into jewelry?
Add 24 carrots.
11.) How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
12.) How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you.
13.) What do cats use to make coffee?
A purr-colator.
14.) What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.
15.) What do you call a little legume?
A Tinybean.
Funny kid jokes about food
1.) What vegetables are sailor’s enemies?
Leeks.
2.) What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
3.) What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A corn field.
4.) What room can a student never enter?
A mushroom.
5.) Why did the strawberry cross the road?
There was a traffic jam.
6.) What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni pizza.
7.) What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse raddish.
8.) What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
9.) Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
10.) Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
11.) Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
12.) What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business.
13.) Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
14.) Why does the yogurt love to go to the museum?
Because the it is cultured.
15.) What do dogs like to eat at the movie theaters?
Pupcorn.
Kid friendly food jokes
1.) What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
2.) What would you do if a lemon gets sick?
Give it a lemon aid.
3.) What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
4.) How many apples grow on trees?
All of them.
5.) Why did the dog stay in the shade?
So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
6.) Why was the cat so small?
Because it only drank condensed milk.
7.) Where does the ice cream man learn to make ice cream?
In sundae school.
8.) What does a piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
9.) What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
10.) What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
11.) Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
12.) What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone.
13.) What’s the only kind of dog you should eat?
A hot dog.
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Knock knock jokes
1.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Lettuce. – Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Ketchup. – Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
3.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Water. – Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
4.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Figs. – Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
5.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Two knee. – Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
6.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Orange. – Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
7.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Ice cream. – Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
8.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Olive. – Olive who?
Olive you.
9.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Cash. – Cash who?
No thanks, I like peanuts.
10.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Beets. – Beets who?
Beats me.
More funny knock knock jokes for kids.
Halloween humor
1.) What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A Hallo-weiner.
2.) What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit!
3.) What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?
Snap, Cackle and Pop.
4.) What do ghosts eat for dessert?
I scream.
5.) What do demons eat for breakfast?
Deviled eggs.
6.) What is Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
7.) What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
8.) What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
More funny Halloween jokes for kids.
Birthday jokes about food
1.) Why did the birthday cake go to see the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
2.) What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
Hope you have a Gouda birthday.
3.) How do tacos wish you a happy birthday?
They want to taco bout how awesome you are.
4.) Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
5.) How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
6.) Why did the birthday cupcake cross the road?
It had muffin else to do.
7.) What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party?
Eat, drink and be berry.
8.) Why did the man get heartburn after eating birthday cake?
He forgot to take off the candles.
9.) Why did the girl hit her cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
10.) What did the cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool.
11.) What’s the only kind of cake left when you’re the last one to arrive at the party?
Choco-late cake.
12.) What kind of birthday cake do elves always ask for?
Shortcake.
13.) What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
They take the cake.
14.) Do you know what birthday cakes and dressing for winter have in common?
They’re both better with lots of layers.
15.) Why did the thieves break into the bakery?
Because cakes are rich.
More funny birthday jokes for kids.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 6/3/2022
