Ice Cream Jokes For Kids
Ready for a good laugh? Just check out these funny ice cream jokes for kids. They’re so good you’ll laugh until your sides hurt!
Kids of all ages love ice cream, and what better way to enjoy it than with a good chuckle? And best of all, these jokes are clean and family friendly. Dig in and enjoy!
Best ice cream jokes for kids
1.) Why does everyone want ice cream on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
2.) Ernie, do you want some ice cream?
Sherbert.
3.) What day does ice cream fear the most?
Sunday.
4.) How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
5.) What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?
Obi-Wan spumoni.
6.) What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Shock a lot.
7.) What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
8.) What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Cookie d’oh.
Funny ice cream jokes for kids
9.) Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?
It was looking for the inside scoop.
10.) How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
As floats.
11.) I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
12.) Why are pigs the worst to share ice cream with?
They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice cream.
13.) They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down.
I don’t like working on sundaes.
14.) My mom asked me if I ate the ice cream in the freezer.
I told her no, I ate it on the couch.
15.) Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
16.) Why isn’t ice cream a hard worker?
It’s always chilling.
17.) Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
Because it’s so cool.
Silly ice cream jokes for kids
18.) Which ice cream flavor is always on the move?
Man-go.
19.) What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
20.) What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?
Cream.
21.) What is ice cream’s favorite movie?
Frozen.
22.) What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cupcake?
What’s eating you?
23.) What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?
Remember the à la mode.
24.) Where is the best location for a blizzard?
Dairy Queen.
25.) What do you get when you milk a cow in Antarctica?
Ice Cream.
26.) What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?
Spoon.
27.) Why is ice cream the worst kind of host?
It’s always giving everyone the cold shoulder.
Ice cream puns
28.) Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
29.) What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
I scream.
30.) What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?
Chocolate chip cookie doe.
31.) Where did the deer family go for ice cream?
Deery Queen.
32.) What is a great for dessert for Halloween?
Boo-berry pie and I-scream.
33.) What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.
34.) What do you call an empty house with an ice cream sundae on top?
Desserted.
35.) Why does the ice cream man drive so slow?
Because he’s a sundae driver.
36.) How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?
Hope your birthday is gelato fun!
37.) Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?
Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional.
38.) Why do they make ice cream from cow’s milk?
It’s an udderly great idea.
Popsicle jokes for kids
39.) What did the popsicle say to his daughter?
Stick with me, kid.
40.) Why was the popsicle rude?
He was stuck up.
41.) What happened when the popsicle saw his crush?
He melted.
42.) Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
43.) Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?
He was a little frosty.
44.) What is the #1 summer treat for dads?
A “pop” sicle.
Ice cream riddles
45.) What do you get when you cross ice cream, a dog, and a cow?
A milk-shake.
46.) What are ice cream’s favorite shapes?
A cone and a sphere.
47.) Why did the ice cream cone get sick?
He spent too much time in the freezer.
48.) Where does chocolate ice cream come from?
Brown cows.
49.) What is the most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae?
The spoon.
50.) If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
At White Castle.
51.) What type of ice cream is the worst?
One that falls on the floor.
52.) What’s the ideal way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything less is mean.
53.) Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?
Birthday cake.
Sweet ice cream jokes for kids
54.) Why does the ice cream always get out of trouble?
She is too sweet.
55.) What ice cream flavor is never on time?
Choco-late.
56.) Why was the ice cream always sad?
He was blue-berry flavored.
57.) What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.
58.) What do cats like on their birthday?
Cake and mice cream.
59.) What do cows put on their ice cream?
Chocolate moo-oo-se.
60.) Which is the most difficult flavor of ice cream to eat?
Rocky road.
61.) What did the ice cream cone say to the ice cream scoop?
Your legendairy.
62.) Why do chocolate and mint ice cream go so well?
Some flavors are just mint to be together.
Corny ice cream jokes for kids
63.) What kind of weather is common in the land of ice cream?
Clouds, sprinkles, and pours.
64.) How does a genome eat ice cream?
Helix it.
65.) Why did the soldier stuff himself with ice cream?
He was a desserter.
66.) Why did no one take pistachio ice cream seriously?
He was nutty.
67.) What do you call a horse that can’t lose a the Kentucky Derby?
Sherbet.
68.) What’s a football player’s favorite ice cream?
Any given sundae.
69.) I just had some green ice cream.
It was mint.
70.) Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it was driving down a Rocky Road.
71.) Why was the ice cream cone misunderstood?
She was always waffling.
Ice cream knock knock jokes
72.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
I scream – I scream, who?
I scream for ice-cream.
73.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ice cream – Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside.
74.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ice cream soda – Ice cream soda, who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me.
75.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Noah – Noah, who?
Noah good joke about ice cream?
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By Greg Johnson | Published 7/24/2023
