Mom Jokes For Kids
Get big laughs with these funny mom jokes for kids!
Whether you’re cracking up your classmates, bringing down the house at family gatherings, or simply making your mom’s day with a surprise punchline, these jokes are sure to leave a lasting impression.
And they are clean, kid safe, and family-friendly so all ages can enjoy!
Just share your favorite jokes with your mom and you’re sure to brighten her day with a smile. So let the laughter begin!
Best mom jokes for kids
1.) What did the momma horse say to her baby?
It’s pasture your bedtime.
2.) What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web!
3.) Why is a computer so smart?
It listens to its motherboard.
4.) Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his mom was in a jam.
5.) What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
6.) What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep.
7.) What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don’t be knotty.
Funny mom jokes for kids
8.) Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mom was a wafer too long.
9.) What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts.
10.) Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater?
She was chili.
11.) What kind of shoes do mamma bananas wear?
Slippers.
12.) What do alien moms like to drink?
Starbucks.
13.) What do you call a mom that can’t draw?
Tracy.
14.) What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping?
Calm-omile tea.
Mother’s Day jokes
15.) What is the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy’s Day.
16.) Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?
Their chrysanthemoms.
17.) Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?
So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.
18.) Why did the dentist’s children give their mommy so many gifts for Mother’s Day?
The love toothee her smile.
19.) Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
Because mothers are priceless.
20.) Why do sons love Mother’s Day so much?
Because it’s always on Sunday.
21.) What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
Mums.
22.) Why did the boy put the Mother’s Day cupcakes in the freezer?
His sister told him to ice them.
Mom puns
23.) Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
24.) What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?
Stop goblin your dessert!
25.) What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
26.) How do you put a baby spaceship to sleep?
You rocket.
27.) What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
Ketchup!
28.) How do you keep little cows quiet so their mommy can sleep late on Mother’s Day?
Use the moooooote button.
Silly mom jokes for kids
29.) What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
30.) Why did you chop the joke book in half?
Mom said to cut the comedy.
31.) What did the panda give his mommy?
A bear hug.
32.) What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
I want my mummy.
33.) What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?
Don’t use that tone with me.
34.) What did the mom dog say after a long day with the kids?
Boy, that was ruff.
35.) How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday?
The shell-abrate.
36.) What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
Her-she’s Kisses.
37.) Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor on Mother’s Day?
She bit her tongue.
Mom riddles
38.) Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside.
39.) What do you call a small mom?
Minimum.
40.) What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?
A bat mobile.
41.) What three words solve every dad’s problems?
Ask your mother.
42.) What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed?
Two children jumping on mommy’s bed.
43.) How do you know when something is officially lost?
Your mom can’t find it.
44.) Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
Mom knock knock jokes
45.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Omelet – Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
46.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Gladys – Gladys who?
Gladys Mother’s Day!
47.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Bacon – Bacon who?
Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
48.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Justin – Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day.
49.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Abby – Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
50.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ivana – Ivana who?
Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day.
Thanks for reading these funny mom jokes for kids. We hope you (and your mom) had a good laugh!
By Greg Johnson | Published 11/28/2023
