Fish Jokes For Kids
100% of people like a good joke, so why not expand your knowledge with these fish jokes for kids? After all, laughter is the best medicine.
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Best fish jokes for kids
Are you looking for a funny collection of fish jokes to share with kids? You’ve come to the right place. Here are some of the best fish jokes that you can share with children of all ages.
1.) What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
2.) What did the magician say to the fisherman?
Pick a cod, any cod.
3.) What kind of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
4.) What did the trout detective say?
There’s something fishy going on here.
5.) How do you make a goldfish old?
You take away the “g.”
6.) Did you know that sharks can also squirt ink?
Just squidding!
7.) Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean?
He thought he saw a catfish.
8.) What is a pirate’s favorite fish?
A swordfish.
9.) What do you call an underwater transformer?
Octopus Prime.
10.) What did a fish going to the mall say to another fish?
“Hey, would you mind letting minnow what you think about this one?”
11.) What birthday party game do fish like to play?
Salmon says.
12.) Why are fish cleverer than people?
Ever see a fish spend a fortune trying to catch a human?
13.) Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can’t walk.
Good fish jokes
Let’s face it. Kids love fish jokes! So, take your pen and paper and be ready to share these good fish jokes with kids. We can just about guarantee you’ll have your kids giggling in no time!
14.) How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clam-bulance (ambulance).
15.) What is the easiest way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you.
16.) What do you call fishes that make music without any instruments?
Aqua-pella (Acapella).
17.) Where do fishermen go to get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
18.) Where do you find a fish in orbit?
Trout-er (outer) space.
19.) Why was the shark angry about leaving the restaurant early?
Because he couldn’t even fin-ish his meal.
20.) What do you get if you cross a fishing rod with a dirty sock?
A hook, line, and stinker!
21.) What are the smartest animals?
Fish, because they stay in schools.
22.) Where do women fish keep their money?
In an octo-purse.
23.) What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
That tasted a little bit funny.
Short jokes
It’s like a fisherman’s joke list with a twist. Treat your kid to a fun time of kidding around with a vast collection of short fish jokes for kids. These are perfect for parents and educators who want to share some lighthearted fishy fun.
24.) Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
25.) Who keeps the ocean clean?
Mer-maids.
26.) What do you call a rich fish?
A goldfish.
27.) What does every fisherman want?
A gillfriend.
28.) Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
29.) What kind of fish chases after mice?
A cat-fish.
30.) What do you call a man and a woman who own a fishing store?
Rod and Annette (a net).
31.) What kind of fish do lionfish chase the most?
A Zebra fish.
32.) What do you call a group of singing fish?
A coral reef.
33.) Why did the chef quit his job at the diner?
Because he had bigger fish to fry.
34.) Why do oysters go to the gym?
It’s good for the mussel.
35.) What do whales have for dinner?
Fish and ships.
36.) Where do fish go to borrow money?
A loan shark.
Fish jokes to make kids laugh
These funny jokes aren’t only popular with children, but with adults too. They are so silly and over-the-top that no matter how old you are, it’s impossible not to laugh at them. Check out these hilarious fish jokes for kids!
37.) What type of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
38.) What do you call a fish with a tie?
So-fish-ticated (sophisticated).
39.) Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
40.) What’s the perfect fish father gift?
A barbecue gill.
41.) Why shouldn’t you ask a fish vendor for help?
Because they are selfish (sell fish).
42.) How much money does Gill Gates have?
About a gill-ion dollars.
43.) What kind of seafood do they serve in saunas?
Steamed mussels.
44.) Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
He pulled a muscle.
45.) Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
They saw a clownfish.
46.) Why did the fish live at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school.
47.) There was a sale today at the fish market.
I went to see what the catch was.
48.) Why did the crab keep all the food to themselves?
Because it was a shellfish!
Clean fish jokes for kids
If you’re looking for some clean fish jokes that are appropriate for kids, you’ve come to the right place. This section will walk you through a list of the best, clean fish jokes.
49.) Why did the shark eat a jellyfish?
To pair with its peanut butter sandwich.
50.) How did the seahorse move so quickly?
He scalloped (galloped).
51.) Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
52.) How did the fish find the World Wide Web?
On the Net.
53.) Why is fishing such a good business?
It has net profits.
54.) How do fish go into business?
They start on a small scale.
55.) I have always admired fishermen.
They are reel men.
56.) Have you ever met a shy fish?
They are very koi.
57.) Where do fish sleep?
In water beds.
58.) What do sardines call submarines?
Cans full of people.
59.) There was a massive fight today at the fish restaurant.
One fish got battered.
60.) Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt?
Now he’s a bronze fish.
61.) How do you talk to a fish?
You drop it a line.
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Funny fish jokes for kids
Funny fish jokes are terrific for getting students energized for learning! Jump start the day with a corny joke or two about fish. This list of jokes will help create a happy environment and bring joy into their daily routine.
62.) Where does a fish keep its money?
A riverbank.
63.) Did you try out that new seafood restaurant?
I’m hooked.
64.) What is a fish’s favorite subject?
Algae-bra (algebra).
65.) What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something with a good tune-a!
66.) What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass.
67.) Which country do fish like to go to for a vacation?
Fin-land.
68.) What’s the fish that makes this sound “ssshhhhh?”
The fried fish.
69.) Who was the best employee at the balloon factory?
The blowfish.
70.) How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms.
71.) How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
72.) Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Hilarious fish jokes
Fish jokes are a fun way to start a conversation with kids. These hilarious fish jokes will have them laughing out loud and having a good time.
73.) What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught!
74.) Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level.
75.) What is a fish’s favorite song?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you drown.
76.) What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
77.) Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
He only had two worms.
78.) What’s weirder than seeing a catfish?
Watching a goldfish bowl.
79.) Which fish is the biggest tool?
A hammerhead shark.
80.) What did the shark’s friends tell him when he got dumped?
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
81.) How many tickles will it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
82.) What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?
You get salmonella.
Silly fish jokes for kids
Fish jokes are a unique genre of their own. The humor may pass right over young kids, but they might still be able to appreciate the silliness of it all. And, who knows? Maybe reading fish jokes will lead to an interest in learning about fish. Check out these silly fish jokes!
83.) What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
84.) Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
85.) What do you call a smelly fish?
A stink ray.
86.) What do you call a fish with two legs?
A two-knee (tuna) fish.
87.) Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish.
88.) What do you call a lazy Crawfish?
A slob-ster (lobster).
89.) What was the humpback’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune!
90.) Where do teachers send fish who misbehave?
To the of-fish (office).
91.) Where are most fish found?
Between their head and tail.
92.) Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman?
He was lost at C.
93.) What’s the fastest fish in the lake?
A motor-pike (motorbike).
94.) Why don’t fish like basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
Fish puns
The following fish jokes are a bit more complex than most child-friendly jokes as they use puns to get their message across. Reciting this to a child can improve comprehension and vocabulary too. With that, check them out and enjoy them together!
95.) What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin sea (C).
96.) What do you call a dog underwater?
A Scooby diver.
97.) What day of the week does all fish dislike the most?
Fry day (Friday).
98.) How did the oyster manage to hide from the fish?
Clam-ouflage (camouflage)!
99.) What’s the head of the underwater mafia called?
The Codfather (Godfather).
100.) What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A Sturgeon (surgeon).
101.) What do you call a fish that knows addition?
An octo-plus.
102.) What did the student fish without a pen say to the other?
“Cod I borrow this for five minutes?”
103.) How did the mollusk get into college?
On a scallop-ship (scholarship).
104.) Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?
Because he was talking on his shell phone (cell phone).
105.) Some people don’t like fish puns…
But they are kraken me up.
106.) Why was the fish sent to prison?
He was gill-ty (guilty).
Knock knock jokes
Warm up those funny bones, and get ready for a good laugh! Because these are suited for any age, you can share them with kids for a laugh and a smile. Prepare for big laughs with these knock-knock jokes about fish!
107.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Artie Fish. – Artie Fish who?
Artie Fish-el (Artificial) Intelligence.
108.) Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Gwen. – Gwen who?
Gwen fishing? Can I come?
109.) Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Salmon. – Salmon who?
You have food stuck in your teeth and salmon (someone) had to say it.
110.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Fish. – Fish who?
Fish-ious (Vicious) temper you have there, you need to calm down!
111.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Fish. – Fish who?
Fish you a Merry Christmas, we fish you a Merry Christmas!
112.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Fish. – Fish who?
Bless you!
Just a few more…
113.) What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
114.) What did the fisherman say to his friend while fishing?
He was feeling fin-tastic.
115.) Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Because Robin ate all the worms.
116.) What do you get when you cross a banker with a hammerhead?
A loan shark.
117.) Why aren’t there any job openings at the fish company?
They’ve been scaling back.
118.) Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
One bird asks the other one, “Does something smell a little fishy to you?”
119.) Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
We hope you got a big laugh out of these funny fish jokes for kids! Here are more jokes to put the smiles on your kids’ faces:
By Greg Johnson | Published 10/11/2022
