Penguin Jokes For Kids
These penguin jokes for kids are more than just good, clean fun. They can also help kids learn about penguins in a fun and engaging way.
For example, did you know that penguins can’t fly? Or that they live in Antarctica?
Penguins are some of the most beloved animals in the world, and their silly antics make them perfect subjects for jokes. Enjoy!
Funny penguin jokes for kids
Kids of all ages will love these funny penguin jokes — they are sure to put a smile on their faces!
1.) What did the ocean say to the penguins?
Nothing, it just waved.
2.) What do you call a happy penguin?
A pen-grin.
3.) What do sick penguins need?
Medical tweet-ment.
4.) Why can’t penguins fly?
They aren’t tall enough to be pilots.
5.) Who’s the penguin’s favorite family member?
Aunt Arctica.
6.) What do you call a penguin that steals calamari?
A squid napper.
7.) Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in.
8.) Why do penguins wear glasses?
To help their ice-sight.
9.) How do penguins make pancakes?
With their flippers.
10.) Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Silly penguin jokes for kids
11.) Where do penguins sit in their offices?
In ice cubicles.
12.) What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrr-itos.
13.) What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
14.) What do you call a cold penguin?
A brrr-d.
15.) Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
16.) What do penguins wear on their feet in the summer?
Flipper flops.
17.) What do penguins have for lunch?
Icebergers.
18.) Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
They were trying to break the ice.
19.) Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
He got cold feet.
20.) Why don’t penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Clean penguin jokes for kids
21.) How did the penguin pass his driving test?
She winged it.
22.) What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce.
23.) What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
24.) What did one penguin say to another?
Nothing; he gave him the cold shoulder.
25.) What do penguins wear on their feet at night?
Slippers.
26.) Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snowbank.
27.) How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
28.) Where do penguins go dancing?
The snow ball.
29.) What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?
Penguini.
Penguin puns
30.) How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give his cell phone a wing.
31.) Can a penguin fly?
No, but a toucan.
32.) What did the penguin say to his friend?
Waddle I do without you?
33.) What did the penguin magician say?
Pick a cod, any cod.
34.) Why was Pete the penguin so popular?
He was an ice guy.
35.) What bird always wins?
A peng-win.
36.) What do penguins wear at the swimming pool?
A beak-ini.
37.) How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
38.) Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
39.) What is even smarter than a talking penguin?
A spelling bee.
Penguin cross the road jokes
40.) Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
41.) Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe.
42.) Why did the penguin cross the sea?
To get to the other side.
43.) Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
44.) Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
More great cross the road jokes for kids.
Corny penguin jokes for kids
45.) How does a group of penguins make difficult decisions?
Flipper coin.
46.) What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
47.) What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
48.) What is the penguin’s favorite Disney movie?
Frozen.
49.) What did the penguin say when he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
50.) What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
51.) Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
52.) Why are penguins so difficult to get along with?
Because they’re always fishing for compliments.
53.) What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
I don’t know, but don’t try to hug it!
54.) Who is the head of the penguin Navy?
Admiral Byrd.
55.) How do penguins know when something is wrong?
It smells kind of fishy.
Penguin riddles
56.) What do you call a penguin wandering in the desert?
Lost.
57.) How do you get down off a penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
58.) What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
59.) What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere.)
60.) Why shouldn’t you write a book on penguins?
Because writing on paper is much easier.
61.) What is black and white and turns around and around?
A penguin on a merry-go-round.
62.) Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
63.) Why are penguins good race car drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
64.) Why do polar bears and penguins not get along?
Because they are polar opposites.
65.) What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
66.) Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Penguin knock-knock jokes
67.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Noah – Noah who?
Noah good joke about penguins?
68.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Icy – Icy who?
Icy you!
69.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
June – June who?
June know how to tell a good penguin knock-knock joke?
70.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Interrupting penguin – Interrupting penguin who?
Penguin! Penguin!
71.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Scold – Scold who?
Scold outside!
We hope you enjoyed reading these funny penguin jokes for kids! Here are more great jokes children of all ages will like:
By Greg Johnson | Published 6/27/2023
