Cross The Road Jokes For Kids

These funny cross the road jokes for kids are good for a giggle, a laugh, and maybe some groans from children of all ages.

Parents can rest assured these silly jokes have been selected especially for younger kids. They feature kid-friendly humor for good, clean fun!

Best cross the road jokes for kids

Let’s begin with some of our favorite cross the road jokes for kids. Try not to laugh!

1.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road was too long to walk around it.

2.) Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired.

3.) Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.

4.) Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

5.) Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken’s foot.

6.) What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road jokes for kids

The original or classic cross the road joke is “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.” Since its simple beginnings, the joke has evolved into many hundreds (if not thousands) of funny variations on the same theme.

Here are some good joke examples that you’re sure to enjoy.

1.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done.

2.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders.

3.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was social distancing.

4.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.

5,) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.

6.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock, knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.

7.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance.

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8.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo that it was possible.

9.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.

10.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from people asking him why he was crossing the road.

11.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road betrayed it first.

12.) Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

13.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted to find out what those jokes were about.

14.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from me and my terrible jokes. Because I’m not funny.

15.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
If you saw Chuck Norris coming, you’d have crossed that road too.

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Funny chicken jokes – with a twist!

These cross the road jokes take the original chicken theme in an unexpected direction. Enjoy!

16.) Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
It just needed to stretch its legs.

17.) Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
To visit the family.

18.) Fish #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fish #2: What’s a road? For that matter, what’s a chicken?

19.) Why did the chicken run on the soccer field?
Cause the referee whistled for a fowl.

20.) Why did the chicken cross the internet?
To get to the other site.

21.) Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was take your child to work day.

22.) Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts anymore.

23.) Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.

24.) Why did the monster truck drive on the side walk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken.

25.) Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something.

26.) Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of all the jokes.

Silly cross the road jokes

1.) Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the Second Hand shop.

2.) Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.

3.) Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken feathers.

4.) Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order.

5.) Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.

6.) Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.

7.) Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
He wanted to pat the chicken.

8.) Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken’s back.

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Funny cross the road jokes about animals

1.) Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.

2.) Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his web site.

3.) Why did the giraffe cross the road?
It was just following the chicken.

4.) Why did the snail cross the road?
He was taking part in the snail marathon.

5.) Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage for pickup.

6.) Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.

7.) Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

8.) Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.

9.) Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.

10.) Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

11.) Why did the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken needed a day off.

About birds

12.) Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he’s not chicken.

13.) Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.

14.) Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.

15.) Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.

16.) Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken.

17.) Why did the bear cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.

18.) Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog.

About cows

19.) Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

20.) Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.

21.) Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the MOO-vies.

About dogs

22.) Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.

23.) Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang.

24.) Why did Scooby Doo cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.

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About elephants

25.) What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
It stepped on the chicken.

26.) Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.

About fish

27.) How did the fish cross the road?
In flip flops.

28.) Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.

29.) Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.

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Cross the road jokes about food

1.) How did the egg cross the road?
Scrambled.

2.) Why did the strawberry cross the road?
There was a traffic jam.

3.) Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.

4.) Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.

5.) How did the sushi cross the road?
He was rolling.

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Cross the road jokes about Halloween

1.) Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.

2.) Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the Body Shop.

3.) Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?
It had no body to go with.

4.) Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there.

5.) Why didn’t the zombie cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.

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Well there you have it, some of the funniest cross the road jokes for kids. You’ll also enjoy these other kids jokes articles:

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Funny Tongue Twisters

Corny Jokes For Kids