Dog Jokes For Kids
Dog Jokes for Kids – funny dog jokes, riddles, and puns for kids of all ages to read and enjoy!
Best dog jokes for kids
These hilarious jokes are fun to share with kids and make them laugh.
They are a great way to spend a rainy day, share with friends at school, or entertain the whole family on road trips.
1. Corny dog jokes for kids
What did the first flea say to the second flea?
Should we walk or just take the dog?
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a racing dog?
A Greyhound buzz.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What dog wears glasses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
What kind of dog loves taking baths?
The shampoodle.
What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
Because he kept seeing spots.
What is a dog that sneezes?
Achoowawa.
What do you have if you breed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?
A cocker-poodle-doo.
What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What did the dog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Why is a tree like a big dog?
They both have a lot of bark.
How do you spell “dog” backwards?
D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.
2. Silly dog jokes for kids
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in squares.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver.
Why was everyone shocked that I let my pup drive my car?
They had never seen a dog park before.
How can tell if you have a lazy dog?
It only chases parked cars.
What state do dogs like?
New Yorkie.
Where should you never ever take a dog shopping?
A flea market.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When he’s a greyhound.
What kind of dog never throws anything away?
A Hoarder Collie.
What is a dog dentist’s favorite tooth?
The canine.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What do dogs and phones have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a tulip?
A collie-flower.
How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
He ate table scraps.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
“Well, doggone!”
3. Dog puns – funny jokes
Why can’t dogs watch movies at home?
They always hit the paws button.
Why did the dog sleep under a car?
Cause he wanted to wake up oily.
Where do dogs go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a Great Dane?
Terrier-fied.
What do dogs like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A Chi-ha-ha.
Why did the dog get a pedicure?
Because his feet were ruff.
What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
Bone appetit.
What did the dog write in the valentine card?
I love you drool-ly.
Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
In the barking lot.
How do fleas travel from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
Husband: It is raining cats and dogs now
Wife: That is ok, so long as it doesn’t reindeer.
What do you get when you cross a chair and a dog?
A rocker spaniel.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
4. Dog riddles
What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?
10 After 1.
What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One of them wags his tail and the other tags his whales.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.
What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A flying car pet.
Why shouldn’t you go outside if it’s raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle.
What kind of dog can track down flowers?
A bud hound.
If H20 is inside of the fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
K9P.
What’s the difference between a dog and a flea?
A dog can have fleas, but a flea can’t have dogs.
What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
5. Puppy jokes
Why do puppies leave trash everywhere they go?
They are part of a litter.
What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
Slush puppies.
Why does my newborn dog never want to leave my side?
He’s in puppy love!
What kind of music do young dogs like the best?
Pup music.
What does a dog stay in when she goes camping?
A pup tent.
What do dogs have that other animal don’t have?
Puppies.
What kind of dog is the quietest sleeper of all?
A hush puppy.
What color do young doggies like the most?
Pupple.
Why didn’t the puppy chase it’s tail?
He knew it would be the end of him.
How did the puppy handle his cold?
He licked it.
6. What do you call – Dog jokes for kids
What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog.
What do you call a dog who is getting old?
GrandPaw.
What do you call a dog that is in a submarine?
A sub woofer.
What do you call a silly dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A weiner.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What do you call a dog that sticks his tongue into an electric outlet?
Sparky.
7. Cross the road jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
Because there was a dog on the other side.
Why did the Australian Cattle Dog cross the road twice?
He was fetching a boomerang.
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8. Dog jokes about cats
What kind of dog is most like a cat?
A Purr-man Shepherd.
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A cat-astrophy.
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
What money do dogs and cats have?
Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
More funny cat jokes for kids.
9. Dog jokes about food
What’s the only kind of dog you should eat?
A hot dog.
What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni pizza.
Why did the dog stay in the shade?
So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
What do dogs like to eat at the movie theaters?
Pupcorn.
Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
Because it was a chili dog.
More funny food jokes for kids.
10. Dog jokes about Halloween
What type of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A Hallo-weiner.
What is a witch’s favorite breed of dog?
A Yorkshire Scarier.
Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
Because dogs love bones.
More Halloween jokes for kids.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 4/5/2022
