Valentine’s Day Jokes For Kids
These Valentine’s jokes for kids are perfect for entertaining friends, classmates, parents, and teachers.
Make it a special day for everyone by sharing a light-hearted joke and a giggle along with your Valentine’s cards.
Best Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
Let’s begin with some of the best Valentine’s jokes we could find.
1.) Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
He wanted to impress the chicks.
2.) What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
3.) What did the light bulb say to his girlfriend?
I love you a whole watt.
4.) What flowers get the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?
Tulips.
5.) What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
6.) What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
Acute triangle.
7.) What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentine’s Day?
Be my Valenstein.
8.) What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
Choco-LATE.
9.) What is it called when fish fall in love?
Guppy-love.
10.) Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental.
Funny jokes for Valentine’s card
Children of all ages will love sharing these funny Valentine’s Day jokes with their cards.
1.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Frank. – Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
2.) What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.
3.) Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
4.) Knock Knock. – Who’s there?
Al. – Al who?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.
5.) What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
We’re a perfect match.
6.) What did one piece of toast say to the other?
You’re my butter half.
7.) What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche.
Short jokes
These jokes are easy to remember and perfect for sharing with friends.
8.) What shade of red is your heart?
Beat red.
9.) What did the tweenager give his mom?
Ughs and kisses.
10.) What do you call a small Valentine?
A Valen-tiny.
11.) Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.
12.) Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?
Yes, February 14th.
13.) What did one piece of string say to the other?
Be my Valen-twine.
14.) What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.
Clean Valentine’s Day jokes for kids
Here are some clean, silly Valentine’s Day jokes for kids to enjoy. These jokes are perfect for Valentine’s Day and sharing with friends and family.
1.) What kind of flowers do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers.
2.) What did the ghost say to his true love on Valentine’s Day?
You look so boo-tiful.
3.) What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
I love BOO.
4.) What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine’s Day?
Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.
5.) What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart beats for you.
6.) Why would you want to marry a goalie?
Because he (or she) is a real keeper.
About love
7.) Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar.
8.) What’s the most romantic part of a fork?
Its Valen-tines.
9.) What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
Let me count the ways I love you.
10.) What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
11.) What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon.
12.) What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
I love you with all my art.
13.) What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.
14.) Knock Knock. – Who’s there?
Olive. – Olive who?
Olive you.
About animals
15.) What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
16.) What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you, honey.
17.) What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of hogs and kisses.
18.) What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purr-fect.
19.) What did the bat say to the other bat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re fun to hang around with.
20.)What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Owl be yours.
21.) What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you.
22.) What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton.
23.) What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
Be my Valen-slime.
24.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her boyfriend was on the other side.
25.) What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
Chocolate mousse.
About food
26.) What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re one in a melon.
27.) What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?
Her-she kisses.
28.) What do pickles in love say?
I love you a great dill.
29.) Where did the hamburger take his date?
To the meatball.
30.) What did the blueberry say on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.
31.) What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.
32.) What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m dough-nuts about you.
Silly Valentines jokes for the classroom
Do you need some fun jokes to share with your friends, classmates, and teachers? Take a look at these jokes and get ready for laughs.
1.) What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-teeny.
2.) What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.
3.) How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
4.) Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
His heart wasn’t in it.
For teachers
5.) What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
You can count on me.
6.) What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man, and the other is a man overboard.
7.) What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up.
8.) What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
Third degree burns on your lips.
Valentine’s puns
1.) What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe.
2.) What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit?
Somebunny likes you.
3.) What did the whale say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
Whale you be mine?
4.) What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I lava you.
5.) What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
6.) What did the bear say to her friend on Valentine’s Day?
I love you beary much.
7.) What did one oar say to another?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
8.) What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
Sherwood like to be your valentine.
Valentine’s riddles
1.) What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?
Tulips.
2.) Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pin cushion.
3.) Why do Valentines have hearts on them?
Because brains would be pretty gross.
4.) What was the thunder cloud’s favorite gift to give on Valentine’s Day?
A box of shock-lates.
6.) What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the candy is on sale.
7.) Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day?
He took her to a baseball park.
8.) Why don’t you ever date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
9.) Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
Because you can really party hearty.
Valentine’s Day jokes for kids: Knock knock jokes
1.) Knock Knock. – Who’s there?
Luke. – Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine!
2.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Peas. – Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine.
3.) Knock Knock. – Who’s there?
Luke. – Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine.
4.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Arthur. – Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?
5.) Knock Knock. – Who’s there?
Bea. – Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.
6.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Atlas. – Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 12/9/2022
