Candy Jokes For Kids

Looking for great candy jokes for kids? We’ve got almost a hundred for you in this post. All these jokes have been handpicked to ensure that they elicit lots of laughter from your kids. Enjoy!


    Best candy jokes for kids of all ages

    If your kids or grandkids have a sweet tooth, here’s a list of funny candy jokes for them.

    These clean candy jokes are family-friendly and suitable for youngsters of all ages. Go ahead, give them a sweet smile!

    Funny candy jokes

    1.) What do cows give after an earth quake?
    Milk shakes.

    2.) Why did the balloon burst?
    Because is saw a lolly pop.

    3.) What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
    A chew-chew train.

    4.) How do you spell candy with two letters?
    C and Y.

    5.) What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
    A Milk Dud.

    6.) What does candy do when you tell it a joke?
    It Snickers.

    7.) Why did the girl put a candy bar under her pillow?
    She wanted to have sweet dreams.

    8.) What candy do you eat on the playground?
    Recess Pieces.

    9.) What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
    Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

    10.) Who is the best candy (w)rapper?
    M&M (Eminem).

    candy jokes for kids

    Silly candy jokes for kids

    1.) What did the M&M go to college?
    Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

    2.) What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
    The worlds best Sundae.

    3.) Why was the candy corn afraid of Jimmy?
    Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.

    4.) Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
    Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

    5.) What is a happy farmer’s favorite candy?
    A Jolly Rancher.

    6.) What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?
    Ice crispy treats.

    7.) How many calories are in a chocolate pie?

    8.) I had a lollipop joke, but I forgot it.
    It’s on the tip of my tongue.

    9.) Why did the M&M go to college?
    He wanted to be a Smartie.

    10.) What do you call a Greek who loves candy?

    11.) How do you know it’s cold outside?
    When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream.

    Corny jokes

    12.) What did baby corn say to momma corn?
    Where is pop corn?

    13.) What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
    Chocolate chimp.

    14.) What did the candy corn say when he received a compliment?
    Aw, shucks.

    15.) Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
    Because it lost its filling.

    16.) What do you tell candy corn after it graduates from high school?

    17.) What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?
    See you later sucker.

    18.) What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow?
    Corned beef.

    19.) What is the funniest type of taffy?
    Laffy Taffy.

    20.) What is the funniest candy of all?
    A LOL-lipop.

    21.) What candies do you find at school?
    Smarties, Nerds, and Dum-Dums.

    22.) What is a leopard’s favorite candy?

    23.) Apparently you have to pay extra for candy these days.
    They call it the Tic Tax.

    24.) Why did the chocolate-hazelnut truffle stand out in a crowd?
    He was nutty.

    Funny candy jokes for children

    Candy puns for kids

    1.) What country did candy come from?

    2.) Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?
    She was feeling crummy.

    3.) What type of candy is bad?

    4.) What kind of bear has no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

    5.) What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?

    6.) What’s an aliens favorite candy?

    7.) What do you call a fish stuffed with candy?
    A fiñata.

    8.) Where do ghosts buy their candy corn?
    At the ghostery store.

    9.) What candy is only for girls?
    HER-SHE Kisses.

    10.) What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
    Chocolate mousse.

    11.) What do you call a really good popsicle?

    12.) What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
    A candy baa.

    13.) If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do candy makers get?
    Tic Tac toe.

    Candy bar jokes for kids

    1.) Why did the Milky Way bar go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling a little galaxy.

    2.) What did Hershey say when the Three Musketeers turned up?
    Thank you. I needed a few Lifesavers.

    3.) Someone accused me of stealing their Kit Kat.
    Give me a break.

    4.) Did you hear about Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
    They had a Baby, Ruth.

    5.) How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
    He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve.

    6.) Why did the Kit Kat take a break?
    Because it needed a Kit Kat nap.

    7.) Where is my Mars bar, dude?
    Up there in the Milky Way.

    8.) What do you call an infant that cries a lot?
    Baby Ruthless.

    9.) Where’s the best place to put a Kit Kat bar?
    In your meowth.

    10.) What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
    A Payday.

    11.) What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?

    12.) What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars bar?
    Going my Milky Way?

    Chocolate jokes

    13.) What do you call candy that was stolen?
    Hot chocolate.

    14.) Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
    Because prisoners break out.

    15.) There are two types of people in this world:
    People who love chocolate and liars.

    16.) What kind of candy is never on time?

    17.) What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
    A Kitty Kat bar.

    18.) What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?

    19.) What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
    A Mars bar.

    20.) I saw a chocolate car today.
    It must have been a Ferrari Rocher.

    More funny jokes kids will love

    Candy knock knock jokes

    1.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Harriet – Harriet who?
    Harriet a bunch of candy.

    2.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Candy – Candy who?
    Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?

    3.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Chalk – Chalk who?
    Chocolate is my favorite for Halloween.

    4.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Candy – Candy who?
    Candy cow jump over the moon?

    5.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Hans – Hans who?
    Hans off the candy!

    6.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Handsome – Handsome who?
    Handsome candy to me.

    7.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Witch – Witch who?
    Witch one of you has my candy?

    8.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Al – Al who?
    Al stop telling bad jokes if I get some candy!

    Candy jokes for holidays and special occasions

    Use these funny candy jokes at holiday gatherings or special occasions like birthday parties. You’ll also find them useful everyday for things like road trips with the family and adding a smile to school lunch.

    Halloween jokes

    You’ll find these jokes useful for trick or treaters and Halloween parties

    1.) Which Halloween candy do bumble bees like most?

    2.) Why was the vampire called sweet?
    He gave everybody Kisses instead.

    3.) Which Halloween candy smells bad?
    Footsie Rolls.

    4.) What does a skeleton say when he wants dessert?
    Bone appetit!

    5.) Who’s in charge of candy corn?
    The kernel.

    6.) Did you hear the joke about the Halloween chocolate sauce?
    I’m not telling you. You might spread it.

    7.) Why was the vampire super intelligent?
    He had been eating a diet of Smarties.

    8.) Which Halloween candy makes the most noise?
    Blow Pops.

    9.) How do you make a milk shake?
    Give it a good scare.

    More spooky humor

    10.) What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?

    11.) Where did the zombie apocalypse start?
    On 5th Avenue.

    12.) What do you get when you cross a werewolf and candy corn?
    A corn dog.

    13.) Where do you find haunted candy corn?
    Lake Eerie.

    14.) What is a monster’s favorite snack?
    Sugar Babies.

    Christmas jokes

    15.) What kind of candy goes best on the Christmas tree?

    16.) What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
    Candy canes.

    17.) Did you hear about the candy cane who could talk?
    He said what he mint.

    18.) What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?

    19.) What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
    A sad candy cane.

    20.) I know someone who collects candy canes.
    They’re all in mint condition.

    Valentine’s Day joke

    21.) What’s the best part of Valentines Day?
    The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

    Easter jokes

    22.) What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
    Jelly beans.

    23.) How can the Easter bunny afford so much candy?
    All of his meals are 24 karat.

    We hope you and your children got a laugh from these funny candy jokes for kids. Here are more funny lists to check out:

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    By Greg Johnson | Published 2/28/2023