Cookie Jokes For Kids

These cookie jokes for kids are clean, family-friendly, and sure to bring a smile to your child’s face. So grab a glass of milk and a cookie, and get ready to laugh!


    Best cookie jokes for kids

    1.) What kind of snacks do monkeys have with their milk?
    Chocolate chimp cookies.

    2.) Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
    Because he lost his filling.

    3.) What do you call a metric cookie?
    A gram cracker.

    4.) What kind of keys does the gingerbread man carry?

    5.) Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he’s feeling crummy.

    6.) What did one cookie say to the other in the oven?
    Is it really hot in here or is it just me?

    7.) What do you call a smart cookie?
    An academia nut.

    Cookie jokes for kids

    Funny cookie jokes for kids

    8.) Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie?
    It’s a bit Chewie.

    9.) What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
    A cookie sheet.

    10.) What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree?
    A smart cookie.

    11.) What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?
    Cookie crumbs.

    12.) Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?
    Because his mother was a wafer so long.

    13.) I tried to start an online bakery.
    But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

    Silly cookie jokes for kids

    14.) What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?

    15.) What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
    Cookie d’oh.

    16.) What type of cookies do redheads like best?
    Ginger snaps.

    17.) What’s on every young cookie’s reading list?
    OREO and Juliet.

    18.) Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?
    They want to make a sweet first impression.

    19.) Why do basketball players love cookies?
    Because they can dunk them.

    Cookie puns

    20.) What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?
    Ships ahoy.

    21.) What is a monster’s favorite food?
    Ghoul Scout cookies.

    22.) What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?
    Cookie doe.

    23.) Where do witches bake their cookies?
    In a coven.

    24.) Why should you never make too many cookies at once?
    It’s too big of a whisk.

    25.) What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love?
    A batch made in heaven.

    26.) Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?
    Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles.

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    Corny cookie jokes for kids

    27.) Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?
    Because they had a lot of dough.

    28.) What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
    Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

    29.) What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?
    Ho ho homemade cookies.

    30.) Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?
    He had a chip on his shoulder.

    31.) What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?

    32.) All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies.
    But I still haven’t gotten even one of them.

    33.) How does the queen like her cookies?
    Decorated with royal icing.

    Cookie riddles

    34.) What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
    A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

    35.) What cookie makes you rich?
    A fortune cookie.

    36.) How do you make a baby computer cry?
    Delete his cookies.

    37.) How does the grandmother bake chocolate chip cookies so fast?
    It only takes her nana-seconds.

    38.) What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?
    They both have chips.

    Cookie knock knock jokes

    39.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Noah – Noah, who?
    Noah good joke about chocolate chip cookies?

    40.) Knock knock – Who is there?
    Boo – Boo who?
    Don’t cry, we have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes!

    41.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Cookie – Cookie who?
    Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!

    42.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    June – June who?
    June know any good chocolate chip cookie knock knock jokes?

    There you have it, a fresh batch of funny cookie jokes for kids. Find more laughs and smiles for kids of all ages here:

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    By Greg Johnson | Published 10/18/2023