Funny Food Puns For Kids
Food puns for kids are the best kind of puns, because they’re literally made out of food! That’s right: we’re talking about edible jokes. These puns are so delicious you’ll want to eat them all up. You might even feel like you’ve been served a plate full of laughs.
So, what are you waiting for? It’s time to get your culinary creativity on. Read on for a great laugh!
Snack food puns for kids
1.) What do you get when you put three ducks in a row?
A box of quackers.
2.) What did the frog order at the burger place?
French flies and a diet croak.
3.) Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round.
4.) What jam can’t you eat?
A traffic jam.
5.) Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
6.) What do vegetables always order on their pizza?
7.) What did the hamburger name its baby?
8.) How did the Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
With an onion ring.
9.) What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips — one byte at a time.
10.) What do you call a sunburned potato in Paris?
A French fry.
11.) What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cheese jokes and puns
12.) What cheese is not yours?
13.) Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans!
14.) What did one cheese scientist say to the other?
15.) What did mozzarella say to cheddar on their date?
“You look sharp!”
16.) Why is cottage cheese so polite?
It’s always curd-eous of others.
17.) What did the cheese say before having its picture taken?
18.) What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
Hope you have a Gouda birthday.
19.) What do you call cheese that’s feeling a little sad?
20.) How do you spell candy with two letters?
C and Y.
21.) I saw a chocolate car today.
It must have been a Ferrari Rocher.
22.) Why was the truffle in a rush?
It was running choco-late.
23.) What candy do you eat on the playground?
24.) What does a chocolate bar do when something’s funny?
25.) Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a Smartie.
26.) If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do candy makers get?
Tic tac toe!
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Meal jokes and puns for kids
27.) Why didn’t the slice of bread laugh when someone told it a joke?
It was a little stale.
28.) Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up.
29.) What’s a noodle’s favorite song?
“Crazy Pho You.”
30.) Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
31.) What did one slice of bread say to the other before a fight?
32.) Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
33.) When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
34.) What did the mother noodle say to its son at the dinner table?
“Pasta salt, please.”
35.) What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
36.) What’s a slice of bread’s favorite name?
37.) Why did the slice of bread get sent home from school?
It was feeling crumby.
38.) Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
39.) How do astronauts pay for coffee?
They use star-bucks.
40.) What’s a turnip’s favorite soda?
41.) What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
42.) Who brings cows money when they lose their teeth?
The Tooth Dairy.
43.) Why did the coffee go to the police?
It got mugged.
44.) What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
45.) What’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor?
46.) Why didn’t the teddy bear order dessert?
It was stuffed.
47.) What kind of school teaches you how to make ice cream?
A Sundae school.
48.) Why did the man go to the yogurt museum?
To get a little culture.
49.) What do you call an ice cream cone in each hand?
A balanced diet.
50.) What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
51.) What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Pasta puns and jokes for kids
52.) What did the real noodle call the fake noodle?
53.) What’s a noodle’s favorite action movie?
54.) How did the mac ‘n cheese noodle fix the sink?
With a little elbow grease.
55.) Why did the noodle get a tutor?
It wasn’t spa-ghetting its homework.
56.) What did the pasta noodle get for winning the spelling bee?
57.) Why did the noodle have to borrow money from its friend?
It was short a penne.
58.) Why did the pasta noodle run out of the haunted house?
It was a-fraido!
59.) When was a noodle a piece of dough?
In a pasta life.
Food puns for kids about vegetables
60.) What’s a vegetable’s favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke.
61.) What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.
62.) Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
63.) What is a table you can eat?
64.) What did the vegetable say to its love?
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
65.) How do you ask a foodie out to dinner?
“Lettuce meat for a date.”
66.) Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
67.) What’s a potato’s favorite animal?
68.) How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
69.) What do you call a pea who woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
70.) Why do beets always win?
They are un-beet-able.
71.) What’s a vegetable’s favorite backyard game?
72.) Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
It had a leek.
73.) Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
74.) Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Food puns for kids about fruit
75.) How do you address a pineapple princess?
76.) What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
77.) What’s an apple’s favorite airline to fly?
78.) What’s a banana’s favorite way to say “thank you”?
Thanks a bunch!
79.) Why didn’t the orange finish the race?
Because he ran out of juice.
80.) What book did the lime let the lemon borrow?
A Wrinkle in Lime.
81.) Why did the fruit love to drink hot chocolate?
Because it was a cocoa-nut.
82.) Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
83.) Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
84.) What do you call a band of berries practicing music?
A jam session.
85.) What’s a fruit’s favorite motivational quote?
Seeds the day!
86.) What did the strawberry write to its crush?
I’m berry fond of you.
87.) What did the fruit say to its best pal?
You’re pretty grape.
88.) Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date.
89.) When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
90.) What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing; he just let out a little wine.
91.) What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?
92.) What kind of birthday cake do elves always ask for?
93.) Why did the wedding cake need a tissue at the reception?
It was in tiers.
94.) What did the cake say to the birthday boy?
You want a piece of me?
95.) What’s a bed’s favorite dessert?
A sheet cake.
96.) Why did the girl hit her cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
Clean knock knock food puns for kids
97.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Cheese – Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
98.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Potatoes – Potatoes who?
Potatoes don’t have a last name, silly!
99.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ketchup – Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I’ll tell you!
100.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Annie – Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
101.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Dishes – Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who are you?
102.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Bean – Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
103.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Butter – Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella — it looks like rain.
104.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Peas – Peas who?
Peas to meet you.
More funny food jokes
105.) Why did the student eat her exam?
The teacher told her it was a piece of cake.
106.) What are twins’ favorite fruit?
107.) What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where’s my popcorn?
108.) Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
109.) Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish.
110.) Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib.
111.) Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He got to the root of every case.
112.) What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door; I’m dressing.
113.) What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
114.) What do you give to a sick lemon?
115.) What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
116.) What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We’re friends because we’re both nuts.
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