Peanut Butter Jokes For Kids

Add some fun and giggles to lunchtime with these peanut butter jokes for kids!

These jokes are clean and kid-safe so they can be shared with family, friends, and schoolmates.


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    Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a staple of school lunches for children and also one of kids’ favorite foods. So why not give them a smile along with their meal? Just take a bite out of these funny jokes and get ready to laugh.

    Funny peanut butter jokes

    1.) Where do peanuts get their energy?
    A Shell station.

    2.) Why did the door think that it was peanut butter?
    Because it was ajar.

    3.) What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?
    A peanut butter and smelly sandwich.

    4.) Why couldn’t the jar of peanut butter afford to buy a sandwich?
    It didn’t have any bread.

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    5.) What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
    We make a good match.

    6.) What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?
    Peanut butter and jellyfish.

    7.) What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
    ‘Tis the season to be jelly.

    8.) What did the mom say when her son asked for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
    I’ll make it in a Jif.

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    9.) What competition do peanuts participate in?
    The peanut butter cup.

    10.) Why did the teacher give peanut butter to all his students?
    He was a nutty professor.

    11.) Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
    I’m nut telling you. You might spread it.

    12.) What did the grape say to the silly peanut butter?
    You’re nuts.

    13.) Did you hear the rumor about the crunchy peanut butter?
    You really shouldn’t spread it.

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    14.) What do lawyers put on sandwiches?
    Plea-nut butter.

    15.) Who answers the door at the nut house?
    The peanut butler.

    16.) Which sandwich spread makes people itch?
    Fleanut butter.

    17.) Why are peanut butter jokes never kept a secret?
    Someone always spreads it around.

    18.) What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?
    Seanut butter and jelly-fish.

    19.) What did the nutty baseball team need for their squeeze play?
    Peanut bunter.

    20.) When did the peanut butter say it would arrive at the grocery store?
    In just a Jif.

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    21.) Why did the elephant cross the road?
    To get to the peanut.

    22.) What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
    An astro-nut.

    23.) Why did the peanut try to run away from himself?
    He was allergic.

    24.) Did you hear about the peanut who got interrogated at the station?
    He finally cracked.

    25.) What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?
    Garden hose.

    26.) What did the peanut say to the elephant?
    Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.

    27.) Why was the peanut upset about his retirement party?
    He was roasted.

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    28.) Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?
    They make everyone nutty.

    29.) Why do people like to go to the peanut butter’s dinner party?
    There is always a nice spread.

    30.) What did Charlie Brown put on his crackers?
    Peanuts butter.

    31.) Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?
    To go with the traffic jam.

    32.) Why did the jar of peanut butter run across the busy road?
    It was totally nuts.

    33.) Why did the surfer put peanut butter on his surf board?
    To go with the jellyfish.

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    34.) How do you catch an elephant?
    Act like a peanut.

    35.) What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?
    Jam it in.

    36.) How does peanut butter communicate?
    With sticky-notes.

    37.) What do you call a sandwich full of envy?
    Peanut butter ‘n’ jealousy.

    Peanut butter knock knock jokes

    38.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
    Peanut – Peanut who?
    Peanut butter open the door.

    39.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Noah – Noah, who?
    Noah good joke about peanut butter?

    40.) Knock Knock – Who’s there?
    June – June who?
    June know any good peanut butter knock knock jokes?

    We hope you enjoyed reading these funny peanut butter jokes for kids. Hungry for more? Check out these other kids jokes:

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    By Greg Johnson | Published 9/21/2023