Shark Jokes For Kids

Children love a good laugh, and if they’re fascinated by the ocean, underwater creatures, and most importantly sharks, this post is for you. Without further ado, we present to you… a compilation of shark jokes for kids. Enjoy!

Best shark jokes for kids

What’s better than a joke about sharks? A compilation of them! That’s right, this list of best shark jokes for kids will bring many laughs and allow you to entertain at gatherings and parties.

1.) Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
You stop pretending.

2.) Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.

3.) Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.

4.) What advice did the dad shark give his son?
“Go take a bite out of life.”

5.) What’s Thor’s favorite animal?
The Hammerhead shark.

6.) What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
Chews wisely.

7.) What’s a baby shark’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Jack and Gill.

8.) What did the street shark say when something radical happened?
“Jaw-some!”

9.) What do a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have mega-bites.

10.) What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.

11.) What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.

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Good shark jokes

Here are some shark jokes just for you. If you know kids who love the ocean and sea creatures like sharks (or just wants to learn some great jokes), this is the only reference you will need.

12.) What do sharks serve their guests at parties?
A shark-cuterie (charcuterie).

13.) Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

14.) What did the shark say to the whale?
“What are you blub-bering about?”

15.) What sort of fish operates on sick sharks?
A sturgeon (surgeon).

16.) What did the shark say to the plate of sushi?
Pleased to eat you.

17.) What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?
A jellyfish-filled donut.

18.) What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
Do not consume if the seal is broken.

19.) What do you call a dapper shark?
So-fish-ticated.

20.) What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.

21.) What’s the Great White Sharks’ favorite candy?
The jawbreaker.

22.) What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement?
De-fin-itely.

23.) Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it.

Short jokes

Sharks are possibly the creature ocean-goers fear most. But on this page, you can relax and laugh at them as much as you can. Here are short shark jokes to tell your friends and family:

24.) How do sharks share memes?
Over the fin-ternet.

25.) What do British sharks eat?
Fish and kids.

26.) Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.

27.) What did the shark get on his math test?
Sea-minus.

28.) What is a shark’s favorite scent?
Blood.

29.) What does a shark eat for dinner?
Whatever it wants.

30.) What do sharks eat for dessert?
Octo-pie.

31.) Where can a fish borrow money?
From a loan shark.

32.) How do you make a shark laugh?
Tell a whale of a tale.

33.) What kind of shark likes to gamble?
A card shark.

34.) Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

35.) What should you do if you see a shark?
Swim away.

funny shark jokes for kids

Funny shark jokes for kids

Kids can be afraid of sharks. But these shark jokes will lighten their mood with a laugh and a smile. Check out these funny shark jokes:

36.) What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.

37.) What do sharks have on their toast?
Mermalaid.

38.) Why can’t most sharks and whales read?
They are not part of a school of fish.

39.) I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark…
The novelty is wearing a little fin.

40.) What’s a shark’s favorite song?
“Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing.”

41.) There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.

42.) What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
Eating Nemo.

43.) In the sea world, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?
Jaws and effect.

44.) How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
He nailed it.

45.) Why are there no shark puppeteers?
They have no hands!.

46.) What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween?
Goblin sharks.

47.) What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship?
It’s ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky.

48.) Why won’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny.

Hilarious shark humor

We all love a good joke. What’s even better is some good shark jokes. Sharks are devastating creatures we’ve found a way to make into figures of humor and fun. Here are hilarious shark jokes you will ever see:

49.) What do you call the mushy stuff between a great white shark’s teeth?
Slow swimmers.

50.) What did the great white shark say to the cliff jumper?
“Don’t worry, I’ll catch you.”

51.) What is the shark world’s most popular comic strip?
Sea-nuts (Peanuts).

52.) Did you hear about the shark’s ghost?
It vanished into fin air.

53.) What do sharks use before attacking surfers?
Sun scream.

54.) What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissor-fins.

55.) Why did the shark get sent to jail?
He was involved with some fishy business.

56.) What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

57.) Why do sharks not like oysters?
They’re shellfish.

58.) What did the mummy shark say to her child?
Watch your shark-astic tone!

59.) There’s a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks.
Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.

60.) What do you call a shark in a bad mood?
Grumpy gills.

61.) What does a shark call a surfboard?
A serve-board.

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Silly shark jokes for kids

Silly shark jokes are a great way to make kids laugh. This article brings you the best quality shark jokes possible.

62.) What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese.

63.) What do you call a Hammerhead Shark who’s operating a drill rig?
A flathead screwdriver.

64.) What’s a shark’s favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.

65.) Do you know who sang “You can’t touch this?”
I think it was MC Hammerhead.

66.) What is worse than being bitten by a shark?
Being bitten by a vampire shark.

67.) Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.

68.) How does a shark chef announce that the food is ready?
“Hot off the gill!”

69.) What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
His shark ate it.

70.) Why was the man banned from all beaches?
He brought his dog to the beach and named him “Shark.”

71.) Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?
Because he knew the octopus was well-armed.

72.) What did the shark say when he bit the fishing line?
“I’m hooked!”

73.) If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks!
It can cost you an arm and a leg.

Clean shark jokes for kids

Jokes are a great way to get children’s attention, but why not have a good ol’ laugh too? This list of clean shark jokes will have kids literally laughing out loud.

74.) Which sharks do you find in heaven?
Angel sharks.

75.) What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?
Lookin’ sharp.

76.) Why are Great White sharks so untrustworthy?
Because they tell great white lies.

77.) What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.

78.) What type of sharks do carpenters like?
The hammerhead and the saw shark.

79.) What do sharks like to watch on TV?
Anything but Flipper.

80.) Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
At the shark (stock) market.

81.) What’s a shark’s favorite coffee shop?
Shark-bucks (Starbucks).

82.) How can you tell if two sharks are friends?
They act chummy with one another.

83.) What is the difference between a cucumber and a shark attack?
One is a pickle you can make, the other is a pickle you can’t escape.

84.) Did you hear about the psychic shark?
It can sea into the future.

85.) What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Hide and eat.

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Top shark jokes

Are your kids bored? These jokes are just the thing to make them laugh. Here are the top shark jokes you can tell any kid for a laugh.

86.) What happened to the shark when he got famous?
He became a starfish.

87.) Where do country singing sharks try to make it big?
Gnash-ville.

88.) What kind of vitamins do sharks eat?
Vitamin sea.

89.) What did one shark say to the other after eating a clownfish?
Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.

90.) What did the shark say after he was accused of eating a human?
Not gill-ty.

91.) What does a dentist say to his shark patients?
Let’s see those chompers.

92.) Why did the shark choose you?
There’s some-fin special about you.

93.) Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?
Chew-bacca.

94.) Why was the shark so funny?
He was fluent in shark-asm (sarcasm).

95.) Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.

96.) A man was at the beach when he saw a surfer in the water yelling. The surfer was shouting, “Help, shark, help!” and the man just laughed. What is the reason for the man laughing?
The man knew that shark wasn’t going to help the surfer.

Shark puns

If you love jokes and sharks, then you will go nuts for this list. Why? Because we’ve compiled the best jokes ever told about these mighty sea creatures on this single page.

97.) What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.

98.) What is the shark world’s favorite Macintosh web browser?
Jaw-fari (Safari).

99.) I had a nightmare about being attacked by sharks.
When I woke up, I realized it was just a bream.

100.) What does a happy shark say?
Have a fin-tastic day.

101.) Why can’t sharks play flutes properly?
Because they don’t have a tuna (tuner).

102.) What do you call two sharks who get married?
Hooked for life.

103.) Who is the most famous shark writer?
William Sharkspeare.

104.) What did the daddy shark say to the kid shark?
“Watch that sharkasm, young man!”

105.) What is a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.

106.) What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.

Knock knock jokes

Who’s there? Some knock knock jokes about sharks to keep kids entertained and happy.

107.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Kelp. – Kelp who?
Kelp me! There’s a shark.

108.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Fin King. – Fin King, who?
I came by because I can’t stop fin king about you.

109.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Carmi. – Carmi who?
Carmi get me from the shark.


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