Bible Jokes For Kids
Put the fun in Sunday school with these funny Bible jokes for kids!
The Bible is a rich source of stories, history, and wisdom. But it can also be a lot of fun! So here are some funny Bible jokes — a great way to introduce kids to the Bible’s teachings in a way that they will enjoy.
These jokes are funny and clean, and they also teach kids about important Bible concepts, events, and characters. Get ready to learn and laugh!
Best Bible jokes for kids
1.) Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
2.) Need an ark?
I Noah guy.
3.) Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a Job.
4.) What type of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
5.) Did you know God is a big baseball fan?
He started off the Bible with “In the big inning.”
6.) Where is the best place to get an ice cream cone?
Sundae School.
7.) How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
8.) What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
Funny Bible jokes for kids
9.) Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
He knew there was something fishy about it.
10.) How do angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo.
11.) What is God’s favorite food?
Praisens.
12.) Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
13.) What is a mathematician’s favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
14.) How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
15.) What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown him with many crowns.
Adam & Eve jokes
16.) What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
17.) What is Eve’s favorite food?
Ribs.
18.) Why was Adam a famous runner?
Because he was first in the human race.
19.) What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
20.) Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
21.) Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
22.) What do we have that Adam never had?
Ancestors.
23.) What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Silly Bible jokes for kids
24.) When did they play tennis in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
25.) Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
26.) Which king in the Bible preferred to do everything alone?
King Solomon.
27.) What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
28.) Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
29.) Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
30.) Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
31.) What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Ruth-less.
32.) Who do mice pray to?
Cheesus.
Noah’s Ark jokes
33.) Noah got milk from cows on his ark. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
34.) What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Floodlights.
35.) What did pirates call Noah’s boat?
The arrrrrrk.
36.) Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using fowl language.
37.) What animal could Noah not trust?
The Cheetah.
38.) Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck.
39.) When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took Ham into the ark.
40.) Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
41.) Why did the bees take so long getting out of the ark when the doors were finally open?
They were in the archives (ark hives).
Bible riddles
42.) What do you call a Bible character who just pulled into church?
A parking Lot.
43.) Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
44.) What was the first word out of Adam’s mouth when he first saw Eve?
Whoa man! Thus, the word “woman” was created.
45.) Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
46.) Who was the best business woman in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter – she went to the Bank of the Nile and withdrew a Prophet.
47.) How do we know Peter was a successful fisherman?
By his net income.
Bible puns
48.) What kind of car did the disciples drive?
A Honda. They were all in one Accord.
49.) What’s the best way to get a message to God?
Kneemail.
50.) Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
51.) How did Pharaoh’s daughter come into financial gain?
She found a little prophet floating in the Nile.
52.) How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
53.) Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
It’s a bird of pray.
54.) Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Moses and the Ten Commandments jokes
55.) How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
56.) Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When God gave Moses two tablets.
57.) What did God do to cure Moses’ headache?
He gave him two tablets.
58.) Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
59.) What did Moses say when he saw people worshipping the golden calf?
Holy cow!
60.) Why is Moses considered the biggest rebel in the Bible?
He broke all Ten Commandments at once.
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Bible knock knock jokes
61.) Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Heaven – Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
62.) Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Noah – Noah who?
Noah guy who has an Ark?
63.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Goliath – Goliath who?
Go-liath down, you look-eth tired!
These Bible jokes for kids should keep them laughing from home to Sunday School and back! For more great humor for kids, check out these jokes:
By Greg Johnson | Published 8/17/2023
