Christmas Jokes For Kids
Sharing kid-friendly jokes and humor is a great way to keep children entertained (and distracted) during the holiday season. Here’s a collection of Christmas jokes for kids that will keep them laughing and smiling until Santa comes down the chimney.
Best Christmas jokes for kids
These Christmas jokes are just the thing to keep the whole family rollicking throughout the holiday season. Kids will love sharing them with their friends too!
1. Santa jokes
Where does Santa keep all his money?
At the local snow bank.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, deer.
Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his wrapping skills.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws.
What did Santa say at the start of the race?
Ready, set, ho ho ho.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What is Santa’s dog’s name?
Santa Paws.
What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy?
Jolly Ranchers.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A Holly Davidson.
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa Clues.
North Pole jokes
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones.
Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole.
What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
North Pole-vaulting.
2. Silly Christmas jokes
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?
Baaaa humbug.
Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
Because it was Decembrrrrrr.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
Why was the Grinch such a great gardener?
He has a green thumb.
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
3. Christmas knock knock jokes
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Mary. – Mary who?
Mary Christmas.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Donut. – Donut who?
Donut open this present until Christmas.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Noah. – Noah who?
Noah good Christmas joke?
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Chris. – Chris who?
Christmas is here.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa. – Inter–Ho ho ho.
Merry Christmas.
Knock Knock. – Who’s there?
Mary. – Mary who?
Mary Christmas.
Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Hannah. – Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree.
4. Christmas puns
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitus.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe.
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
5. Corny Christmas jokes
What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
He got 12 months.
Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
Because it makes a good stocking filler.
How do chickens dance at a holiday party?
Chick to chick.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?
A cookie sheet.
What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas?
A sad candy cane.
6. Christmas riddles
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What wears and red suit and says “Oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y.”
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
EVERY year.
7. Christmas tree jokes
What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up.
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple.
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles.
Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
It had no legs.
8. Christmas present jokes
What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat?
A broken drum.
What should you give your parents at Christmas?
A list of what you want.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus.
9. Elf jokes
What does an elf study in school?
The elfabet.
What do Santa’s elves drive?
Minivans.
What’s another name for Santa’s Little Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music.
How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?
Nurse them back to elf.
What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work.
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies.
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole?
Elf-abet soup.
Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
He had low elf-esteem.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistletoes.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
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10. Snowman jokes
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
He’s cool.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
A chill pill.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers.
What’s Frosty’s favorite dessert?
Ice Krispie Treats.
How does a snowman get to school?
By-icicle.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What did one snowman say another snowman?
You’re cool.
Snow jokes
How does the snow globe feel this year?
A little shaken.
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
What do snowmen like most about school?
Snow and tell.
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11. Reindeer jokes
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you.
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
RUDE-olph.
Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?
Because they are Santa’s star bucks.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
Which reindeer likes to clean?
Comet.
Why did Rudolph have a bad grade on his report card?
Because he went down in history.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 6/24/2022
