Weather Jokes For Kids
These weather jokes for kids are all you need to entertain on car rides and keep the laughter rolling all day long.
Whether its spring, summer, fall, or winter — we’ve got jokes for every season!
1. Cold weather jokes for kids
Let’s begin with our favorite jokes for cold weather and winter. It’s time to warm up with laughter!
Snow jokes
Why was the guy wearing just one boot into town?
He’d heard there’d be a 50% possibility of snow.
What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
A brrrr-grrr.
What do you call a woman standing outside in a snow storm?
A snow-ma’am.
What is the favorite type of candy for a mountain?
Snow Caps.
Where do snowmen like dancing?
At a snow-ball.
What do snowmen take when it gets warm?
A chill pill.
Where’s the coolest place to keep money?
In a snow bank.
Ice
How did Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call kids when they’re out ice skating?
Chill-dren.
Why is the slippery ice like music?
If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What did the police officer say to the puddle during the winter?
Freeze!
How do you search Google on freezing cold days?
The winternet.
What happened to the vampire who got stuck out in cold weather?
He got frostbite.
What did the frozen puddle say to the boy?
Want to go for a spin?
Winter jokes
What did the ski hat say to the ski scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
What sort of breakfast cereal is best in the winter?
Frosted Flakes.
What is the opposite of a cold front?
A warm back.
Which is the slowest, heat or cold?
Cold is slower – because you can catch it.
What’s a good cold weather tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What’s for breakfast on really cold days?
Snowflakes.
Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrr.
Check out even more funny winter jokes for kids.
How cold is it? jokes
How cold is it?
It’s so cold that my thermometer goes down to “are you serious?”
How cold is it?
It’s so cold that snow refuses to come out of the cloud.
How cold is it?
It’s so cold that even Mr. Freeze is miserable.
How cold is it?
It’s so cold that you can only make chili dogs.
How cold is it?
It’s so cold that farmers are giving hot coffee to the cows so they won’t give ice cream.
2. Warm weather jokes for kids
When the sun’s out and it’s time to head to the beach, take this list of warm weather jokes along for big laughs.
Summer sun jokes
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
Why is the sun so smart?
It has over 5,000 degrees.
What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?
She took a very dim view of things.
I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer…
But he had a horrible fall.
What’s the weather forecast in Mexico?
Today’s menu includes chili and a hot tamale.
Which day is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Otherwise they peel.
Autumn and fall jokes
What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.
What did one leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you.
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone.
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3. Bad weather jokes for kids
When the weather turns bad, this list of bad weather jokes is all you need to lighten the mood and put a smile on their faces.
Hurricane
Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
It only had one eye.
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
Tornado jokes
What is a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister.
Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
Udder disaster.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a spin?
Stormy weather
What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
You’re shocking.
Why should you never fight with a cloud?
He will just storm out on you.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
Who is most likely to be struck by lightning if an orchestra performs in a thunderstorm?
The orchestra’s conductor.
What type of lightning likes to play sports?
Ball lightning.
Where did the storm trooper go to warm up during the arctic blast of cold weather?
The Darth Mall.
Rainy weather jokes
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Only if they wear their yellow jackets.
What is it called before it rains candy?
A sprinkle.
Is it raining cats and dogs?
It’s okay, as long as it doesn’t rein-deer.
What do teddy bears do when it rains?
They get wet.
When does it rain money?
When there’s change in the weather.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your plop.
4. Silly weather jokes for kids
What happens when fog lifts in California?
UCLA.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What is a king’s favorite weather?
Hail.
What did one thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
How do polar bears make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Corny weather jokes
What are the only two seasons in Antarctica?
Cold and colder.
Who is it that everyone listens to but never believes?
The weather reporter.
Where do weather forecasters eat and drink?
The nearest iso-bar.
Why is wind power popular?
It has a lot of fans.
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
Go outside and look up.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you.
5. Weather riddles
What often falls when it’s cold outside, but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What does it called when it’s raining for a full month straight?
England.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
Fog.
6. Weather puns
What did the pig say on the really cold day?
Glad I’m not bacon.
What is a wet bear called?
A drizzly bear.
What’s on the menu at a winter barbecue?
Icebergers.
What do you call a nice ghost on a cold night?
Casp-burr.
What do you call it when it’s pouring ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why is Britain the wettest country?
Because royalty has reigned there for years.
7. Weather knock knock jokes
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Snow – Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Snow – Snow who?
Snowbody!
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Snow – Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Scold – Scold who?
Scold outside!
Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Lettuce – Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing outside!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 1/18/2023
