Winter Jokes For Kids
Looking for a fun distraction during winter break or when it’s just too cold to go outside? These winter jokes for kids are just what you need when you’re looking for fun ways to keep the kiddos entertained.
We made sure these jokes are clean and kid friendly — perfect for toddlers, preschoolers, or students of any age. Enjoy!
Funny winter jokes for kids
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a snowman with abs?
An abdominal snowman.
Why is Frosty never late?
Time waits for snow man.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Silly jokes
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
“You hang around while I go on ahead.”
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Why didn’t the whistleblower go outside during the winter?
He was Snowden.
How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints.
What does a barbershop serve in winter?
Cold cuts.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frost bite.
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.
Corny winter jokes for kids
How do you keep from getting cold feet during the winter?
Don’t walk around brrrr-footed.
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrot?”
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo.
What did the snowman say after losing its arm?
I’m never playing fetch again.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter?
Brrr-itos.
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Why do reindeer have fur coats?
Because they look silly in snow suits.
If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
A retail store.
Where does a snowman get the weather report?
The winternet.
Winter puns
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke.
What do you call a ghost in the winter?
Casp-brrr.
What did the sign say in the reindeer stable?
“There’s snow place like home.”
Did you hear about the snowman spy?
He has a license to chill.
What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?
Snow business.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
A dive-in.
Snowman jokes
What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?
He’s still there.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball.
What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
A brrrr-grrr.
Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop Sicle.
How do you scare a snowman?
Get out a hairdryer.
What kind of mug does a snowman use for his root beer?
Frosted.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How do you get a snowman to go away?
Get into a heated argument.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispy treats.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does the snowman take when he’s worried about melting?
A chill pill.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Ice and snow jokes
How did the snow globe feel after the scary story?
A little shaken.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day.”
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you.”
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snow ball.
Winter riddles
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Which winter month do people sleep the least?
February. (It’s the month with the fewest nights.)
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the winter wind makes them water.
What do you have in December that you can’t have in any other month?
The letter D.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot — you can catch cold pretty easily.
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
I.C.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup.
Winter knock knock jokes
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Snow – Snow who?
Snowbody!
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Icy – Icy who?
Icy you.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Lettuce – Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Emma – Emma who?
Emma feeling bit cold out here — let me in!
Knock, knock – Who’s There?
Snow – Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Snow – Snow who?
Snow use telling, I can’t remember.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Gladys – Gladys who?
Gladys winter. What about you?
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Atch – Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Holly – Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Winter jokes for school
What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
Freeze!
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo.
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?
There was only a 50 percent chance of snow.
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica.
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy.
How do you keep from getting cold feet?
Don’t go around brrfooted!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best?
Owlgebra.
Christmas jokes
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
Because of all of the wrappings.
What is red, white, and blue?
A sad candy cane.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
Because it was Decembrrrrrr.
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes.
What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
More funny Christmas jokes for kids.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 12/27/2022
