Owl Jokes For Kids
Do you love owls? Do you love jokes? Then you’ll love this list of funny owl jokes for kids!
And best of all, these jokes are clean and safe to share with kids. As a matter of fact, the whole family will enjoy this owl-themed humor.
Funny owl jokes for kids
Owls consistently rank among children’s most beloved animals. They are admired for their intelligence, their skillful agility, and their mysterious ways.
But owls can be funny too. Here are some of our favorite owl jokes for kids.
10 best owl jokes for kids
1.) Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
2.) Why did the owl go to church?
It was a bird of prey.
3.) What does an owl need after having a bath?
A towl.
4.) What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
5.) My neighbor says he’s an ornithologist.
He acts like a know-it-owl.
6.) What do you call a magic owl?
Hooo-dini.
7.) How can you tell when an owl has a sore throat.
It doesn’t give a hoot.
8.) Why do owls love to go out every night?
They love to party owl the time.
9.) What do you call an owl who’s been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
10.) What’s the most popular book in the owl library?
Horton Hears a Hoot.
Silly owl jokes for kids
11.) What do you call an angry owl?
A growl.
12.) What does an owl with attitude have?
A scowl.
13.) Why didn’t the owl study for the test?
He preferred to wing it.
14.) What’s an owl’s favorite drink?
Hoot beer.
15.) What type of books do owls like most?
Hooo-dunits.
16.) What do you call an owl that does boxing?
Muhammad Owlee.
17.) Why are owls terrible at basketball?
Too much fowl play.
18.) Why did the two owls go to jail?
They were in cahoots.
Corny owl jokes for kids
19.) Where did they put criminal owls for punishment?
Owlcatraz.
20.) What’s an owl’s favorite rock group?
The Hoo.
21.) Why don’t owls study for tests?
They’d rather wing it.
22.) Have you heard about the owl party?
It was a real hoot.
23.) What is more amazing than a talking owl?
A spelling bee.
24.) What is an owl’s dream occupation?
A flight attendant.
25.) What do you get if you cross a cat and an owl?
Meowls.
26.) What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
27.) What do confused owls say?
To-whit to-why?
Owl puns
28.) Where do owls go to buy discounted clothing?
To owlet malls.
29.) What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
30.) Two Peruvian owls tried to rob me the other night.
Luckily I realized they were Inca hoots.
31.) What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
32.) Which owl uses the most force?
Owli-wan-kenobi.
33.) What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
You’re hootiful.
34.) Which holiday do owls love most?
Owl-oween.
35.) How long does an owl go trick or treating on Halloween?
Owl night long.
36.) What’s a barn owl’s favorite dessert?
Micecream.
Owl riddles
37.) What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
38.) Why do owls never go courting in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
39.) What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.
40.) What’s an owl’s favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
41.) Why didn’t the owl go to the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Owl knock knock jokes
42.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Who – Who, who?
Are you an owl?
43.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Ducks – Ducks who?
No, ducks quack – owls hoo!
44.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Owls – Owls who?
Yes they do.
45.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Cargo – Cargo who?
No, owl go who. Car go beep beep!
46.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Baby owl – Baby owl who?
Baby owl makes my skin soft.
And here’s one last knock knock joke to wrap up the list:
47.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Owl – Owl who?
Owl be seeing you!
Well, there you have it — some of the best and funniest owl jokes for kids!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 6/14/2023
