School Jokes For Kids
These school jokes will help start a great back to school year for kids of all ages. Teachers and parents might even get a few laughs along the way.
These kid-friendly jokes cover a variety of common school topics, like teachers, books, animals, math, and even school lunches. They’re fun and can be used to make learning more memorable.
Top 10 best school jokes for kids
Here is a list of some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and puns that kids can share with their school friends.
1.) Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
They keep getting lost at C.
2.) What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
3.) Why did the nose not want to go to school?
He was tired of getting picked on.
4.) Why does 6 dislike 7?
Because 7 8 9.
5.) Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he felt crummy.
6.) Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
7.) Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
It’s not right.
8.) What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
9.) Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine now, she woke up.
10.) Where did the pencil go for vacation?
To Pennsylvania.
Funny jokes for school
1.) Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees.
2.) What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kindergarden.
3.) What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed.
4.) Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
5.) Why did the Cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil.
6.) What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
7.) What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school?
I really didn’t miss it at all.
Silly school humor
1.) Why was school easier for cave people?
Because there was no history to study.
2.) Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days?
Student: Every month!
3.) Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
Because she had the perfect pitch.
4.) What happened when the teacher tied all the kid’s shoe laces together?
They had a big class trip.
5.) Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
Student: Today and Tomorrow.
6.) Children in what grade have the greenest thumbs?
Kindergarden.
7.) Why do magicians always do so well at school?
They can handle trick questions.
8.) What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Corny school jokes
1.) What did the glue say to the teacher?
“I’m stuck on you.”
2.) Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
3.) Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to get to high school.
4.) Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
5.) Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.
6.) Why did the student bring scissors to school?
Because he wanted to cut class.
7.) What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?
Sky diving school.
8.) What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?
A school bus.
School puns
1.) What should you grow in a school garden?
Human beans.
2.) How did Vikings communicate?
By norse code.
3.) What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?
The teacher says “Spit your gum out!” and the train says “Choo-choo!”
4.) Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Because when you add four and four you get ate.
5.) What does your computer do for lunch?
It has a byte.
6.) Did you hear about the cross eyed-teacher?
He couldn’t control his pupils.
7.) Why are the dark ages named so?
Because they have many knights.
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Short school jokes
1.) What object is king of the classroom?
The ruler.
2.) Why did the student drown?
All her grades were below C-level.
3.) Why was the broom late for school?
He over swept.
4.) What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
5.) What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
6.) What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
7.) How do you get straight ‘A’s?
By using a ruler.
8.) Why did the echo get detention the first day?
It kept talking back.
9.) Where does a surfer go to school?
Boarding school.
10.) Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
To stay in shape.
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Jokes for school lunch
1.) What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard.
2.) Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
3.) What school subject is a witch good at?
Spelling.
4.) Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
5.) What school teaches you to greet people?
Hi! school.
6.) Which is faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because it’s easy to catch a cold.
7.) Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.
8.) Why was the cafeteria clock behind on the first day?
It kept going back for seconds.
9.) What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
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Food jokes
1.) What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
2.) Where does the ice cream man learn to make ice cream?
In sundae school.
3.) What room can a student never enter?
A mushroom.
4.) What vegetables to librarians like?
Quiet peas.
5.) Why is history the sweetest subject?
Because it’s full of dates.
6.) How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
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Animal jokes
1.) How do bees get to school?
By school buzz.
2.) What does a gorilla learns in school?
His Ape B C’s.
3.) What did the buffalo say at school drop-off?
Bison.
4.) How do the fish get to school?
By octobus.
5.) What is the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
6.) What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
The alpha-BAT.
7.) What do fish study in school?
Algaebra.
8.) Why don’t fish go on vacation?
Because they’re always in a school.
9.) What contest do skunks win at school?
The smelling bee.
10.) What does a snake learn in school?
Hiss-tory.
11.) What did the spider make online?
A website.
12.) Why don’t giraffes go to elementary school?
Because they go to high school.
Book jokes
1.) What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean?
A title wave.
2.) When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
When it is read.
3.) What does a book do when it gets cold?
It puts on a jacket.
4.) What is the world’s tallest building?
The library becausess it has the most stories.
5.) Did you know all books in the school library are the same color?
They’re all red.
6.) What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A bookworm.
7.) What do you call a student with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smartie pants.
Teacher jokes
1.) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright.
2.) What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her.
3.) What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
4.) Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework.
5.) How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?
Her keys were on the piano.
6.) Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
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7.) Why is a music teacher great at baseball?
Because he has a perfect pitch.
8.) Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear.
9.) Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet.
10.) Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water.
11.) Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
12.) On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?
June, July, and August.
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Math jokes
1.) Student: Are all math puns bad?
Teacher: No, just sum.
2.) What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi.
3.) Why is arithmetic hard work?
All those numbers you have to carry.
4.) Why do calculators make great friends?
You can count on them.
5.) Why is glue bad at math?
It always gets stuck on the problems.
6.) Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
7.) How do you make seven even?
Take away the ’s’.
8.) What tool do you need for math?
Multi-PLIERS.
9.) What’s bigger when its upside down?
6.
10.) Why do mathematicians like airlines?
They use Pi-lots.
11.) Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
Times Square.
12.) Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Student: 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
13.) Why does the math book always look sad?
They are full of problems.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 3/8/2022
