Music Jokes For Kids
These music jokes for kids are sure to entertain everyone who loves music — from band and choir students to their teachers and parents.
You’ll find humor on topics like singing, musical instruments, pop music, classical music, and more.
Liven up learning and put a smile on kid’s faces with these music jokes!
Best music jokes for kids
1.) What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
2.) What type of music are balloons scared of?
3.) Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying Bach, Bach.
4.) What sort of music do frogs like?
5.) What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
6.) What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
7.) What do you call a set of musical dentures?
8.) What’s a cow’s favorite music note?
9.) What was stolen from the music store?
10.) What’s green and sings?
11.) What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
12.) What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
13.) What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
14.) What makes songs but never sings?
15.) What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
Two 500 pound canaries.
Knock knock jokes
16.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Little old lady? – Little old lady who?
Wow. I didn’t know you could yodel.
17.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Honda. – Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
18.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Jamaica. – Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player.
19.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Benjamin. – Benjamin who?
I’ve Benjamin to the music.
20.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Sing. – Sing who?
21.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Furry. – Furry who?
Furry’s a jolly good fellow.
Easy music jokes for kids
1.) What kind of music do bunnies like?
2.) What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
3.) How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
4.) What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
5.) What do you call a musical insect?
6.) How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio.
7.) What’s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band.
8.) What’s a golf club’s favorite type of music?
Silly music jokes
1.) Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they forgot the words.
2.) What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
3.) Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
4.) What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
5.) How do you make a band stand?
Take their chairs away.
6.) How do you make cool music?
Put your CD’s in the fridge.
7.) Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
8.) How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
9.) Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Corny music jokes for kids
1.) What makes music on your hair?
A head band.
2.) What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
3.) What’s the most musical part of a fish?
4.) What is a robot’s favorite kind of music?
5.) What type of songs do the planets sing?
6.) What did the needle say to the balloon?
I am the king of pop.
7.) What do you get when you play country music backward?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
8.) What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose — you can blow it and pick it.
9.) Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
1.) Why did the singer climb a ladder?
She wanted to reach the high notes.
2.) Why are pirates great singers?
They can hit the high C’s.
3.) Which elf was the best singer?
4.) What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir.
Classical music jokes for kids
1.) Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
2.) What type of soap did the composer use?
3.) What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
4.) Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
5.) Did you hear about the dog who played piano?
Turns out his Bach was worse than his bite.
Music jokes for teachers
1.) Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
To reach the high notes.
2.) Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano.
3.) Why was the musician arrested?
She was in treble.
4.) Why is a music teacher great at baseball?
Because he has a perfect pitch.
Instrument jokes – music jokes for kids
1.) What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
2.) Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
3.) How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
4.) What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass.
5.) What’s the difference between a viola and onions?
Nobody cries when you chop up a viola.
6.) I’d never hit someone with a musical instrument.
I don’t like to have to resort to violins.
7.) What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
8.) What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you cant beat it.
9.) Why did the chicken join the band?
Because he already had drumsticks.
10.) A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
11.) What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
12.) Where do pianists go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
13.) Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside.
14.) Why did the kid put his head on the piano keys?
He wanted to play by ear.
15.) What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
16.) What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
A Baroque man’s piano.
17.) What has a lot of keys but can’t open doors?
1.) My dad always told me I should sing tenor twelve miles away.
2.) I keep hearing music coming from the printer.
I think it’s jamming.
3.) Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.
They just fiddle around.
4.) My friends and I are in a band called ‘Duvet’.
We’re a covers band.
5.) Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
“Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”
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