Dinosaur Jokes For Kids
Everyone knows that children love dinosaurs — so we put together this list of the best dinosaur jokes for kids. They’re sure to keep the youngsters laughing while they learn (and play!).
And parents and teachers can be assured, we’ve screened these jokes to make sure they’re clean and kid-friendly. You’ll find they tickle the funny bone of children of all ages — from toddlers to teens.
Use them at school, with friends, and on family road trips. They even come in handy at special events like birthday parties as well as holidays like Halloween and Valentine’s Day.
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Here are some of our favorite dinosaur jokes for kids.
1.) Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
To become ex-stinked.
2.) What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom.
3.) What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
A pleaseyosaur.
4.) How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
Tea, Rex?
5.) Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Because they wouldn’t take a bath.
6.) What do you call a T-Rex that goes “Boom!”?
Dino-mite.
7.) What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A toothbrush.
8.) What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep.
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9.) What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?
Squash.
10.) What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
11.) What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
12.) Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones.
13.) What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?
A Doyouthinkysaraus.
14.) How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close.
15.) What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
A Thesaurus.
Dinosaur riddles
1.) What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Its shadow.
2.) What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
Long-distance.
3.) What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail.
4.) What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs.
5.) What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
6.) What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
Hello, hello.
7.) What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.
8.) What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam.
9.) How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane.
10.) When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
11.) What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
Sir.
12.) What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can’t jump.
Dinosaur puns
1.) Which is the scariest dinosaur?
A Terror-dactyl.
2.) Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
The dino-store.
3.) What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing?
A saur loser.
4.) Which dinosaur sleeps all day?
The dino-snore.
5.) Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
Tricera-cops.
6.) What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw.
7.) Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
Because he had a Dino-sore.
8.) Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
T. Rex puns
9.) Which dinosaur had to wear glasses?
Tyrannosaurus Specs.
10.) What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
11.) What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
A flat Tire-annosaurus.
12.) What do you call an anxious dino?
A nervous Rex.
13.) What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A Tyranno-snorus.
14.) What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A tyranno-chorus.
15.) What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
Tyrannosaurus ex.
16.) What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Funny jokes for toddlers and young children.
Corny dinosaur jokes
1.) What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops.
2.) What is purple and green and won’t stop singing?
Barney taking a shower.
3.) What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus.
4.) What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty.
5.) What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A philosiraptor.
6.) What kind of materials do dinosaurs use on the floor of their homes?
Rep-tiles.
7.) Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chickens on the other side.
8.) What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You’ve got a friend in me.
Silly dino humor
9.) What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops.
10.) What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
An eye-saur.
11.) What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex.
12.) Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?
Because it has smelly feet.
13.) What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
A Toys-‘R-Us.
14.) What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl.
15.) What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A Stegosau-rust.
16.) What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla.
17.) Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Because he ate the mouse.
Easy dinosaur jokes
1.) Where did Velociraptor buy things?
At a dino-store.
2.) What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
3.) What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
4.) What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer.
5.) What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
Dinosauce.
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Nerdy dino jokes for smart kids
1.) Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
2.) What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls.
3.) Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it’s extinct.
4.) What do you call a gigantoraptor that won’t stop talking?
A dino-bore.
5.) Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
6.) Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
Because they never knew anything in the first place.
7.) Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball.
8.) What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?
Ankle-is-sore-us.
9.) What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.”
10.) What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates.
Bone jokes
11.) Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones.
12.) What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
Lazy bones.
13.) What do you call a dinosaur scientist who never goes outside to discover fossils?
A pale-eontologist.
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