Computer Jokes For Kids
Computer jokes are a fun way to familiarize kids with technology. They can be used as a way to get kids excited about computers, or they can help them be encouraged to learn more about the topic.
Whether you’re looking for a quick chuckle or something more substantial, this list has got it all. From silly puns to wacky wordplay and more serious jokes, these are the best computer-related jokes for kids around!
Best computer jokes for kids
1.) What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
2.) Why does the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
3.) What are laptops’ favorite snacks?
4.) How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
He used the escape key.
5.) What’s a computer geek’s favorite snack?
6.) Why is a computer so smart?
It listens to its motherboard.
7.) What is the astronaut’s favorite part of the computer?
The space bar.
8.) Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus.
9.) How did the burglar steal the computer’s things?
It had left a window open.
10.) What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
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11.) Which of Cinderella’s friends is always on her computer?
12.) Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
13.) Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In its trunk.
14.) What do airports and computers have in common?
They both have terminals.
15.) What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer?
A broken computer all over the floor.
16.) Where do computers keep their money?
In a data bank.
17.) How do data march?
18.) Why couldn’t the computer take its hat off?
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
19.) How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
20.) What do doors, pianos, and computers all have in common?
They all have keys.
21.) Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.
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22.) Where do all the cool mice live?
In their mouse-pads.
23.) If a dog has a strong internet connection, what do you call it?
24.) What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte.
25.) How do trees get on computers?
They just log in.
26.) What type of computer does a horse like to eat?
27.) What program does Harry Potter use to edit your photos?
A Dobby Photoshop.
28.) How do you contact Hercules through the computer?
Send him a he-mail.
29.) What computer can sing “Hello?”
30.) What is an alien’s favorite key on a keyboard?
The space bar.
31.) Why did the fly never land on the computer?
He was afraid of being caught in the world wide web.
32.) Why did the computer crash?
It had a hard drive.
33.) What internet web browser do motorcycle riders use?
34.) Why was the computer late?
It had a hard drive.
35.) I keep getting emails about canned meat,
it’s all Spam.
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36.) Why is the spider such a good computer programmer?
It knows all about the web.
37.) What do you get when you cross a computer with a hippo?
38.) What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy (floppy) disks!
39.) Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
40.) What job did Spider Man apply for?
41.) What happened when the computer geeks met?
It was love at first site!
42.) Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Because he ate the mouse.
43.) Why did the worker get fired from my job at the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
44.) What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs?
A thyme machine.
45.) What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?
A Big Mac.
46.) Why did the computer go to the dentist?
It had a blue tooth.
47.) Why was the computer bad at tennis?
It tried to surf the net.
48.) Why did the boy send his girlfriend’s Valentine through Twitter?
Because she was his tweet-heart.
49.) What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
50.) What type of doctor fixes broken websites?
51.) If Google becomes a waiter, what will it say to take orders?
It will say, “I will be your server today.”
52.) Why was the tennis club’s website down?
They had problems with their server.
53.) What do you call the woman who married the internet?
The wife-i (WiFi).
54.) What has a video screen, a keyboard, six legs, and plugs into the wall?
A computer bug.
55.) How does a computer catch fish?
With its inter-net.
56.) Why can you never trust spiders?
Because they post stuff on the web.
57.) Why did WiFi marry the computer?
They had a connection.
58.) Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?
59.) Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
60.) Why was the address book wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts.
61.) How many computer programmers are needed to put in a light bulb?
None, it’s a hardware issue.
Funny computer jokes for kids
62.) Why did the computer squeak?
Because someone stepped on its mouse.
63.) How did the grandmother get her head stuck in the computer?
She wanted to put her hair in a net.
63.) Why did the computer teacher scream?
They saw a mouse.
64.) What do you call a computer superhero?
65.) Where is the best place to buy computer software?
66.) Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
He crashed the computer.
67.) Why did the chicken put his feet in the computer?
He wanted webbed feet just like the duck’s.
68.) Where do computers go to dance?
69.) What is a computer’s first sign of aging?
Loss of memory.
70.) Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor Developer.
71.) How did the surfer break his computer?
He tried to surf the web.
72.) What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
“It is nice to text you.”
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73.) Why was there a bug in the computer?
Because it was looking for a byte to eat.
74.) How did the boy break the school computer?
His PE teacher told him to kick the ball towards the net.
75.) What’s the difference between a mouse and a computer mouse?
The tail of the mouse is at the back and that of the computer mouse is at the front.
76.) Why did the keyboards break up?
They weren’t each other’s type.
77.) Why did the computer act crazy?
It had a screw loose.
78.) Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re scared of its mouse.
79.) Why is the computer screen in the nursing home all wet?
Someone was trying to send an email, but the stamps kept sliding off.
80.) How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.
81.) Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It is checking if he has a virus.
82.) How does a computer eat computer chips?
83.) I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Silly computer jokes for kids
84.) What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of memory.
85.) Why did PowerPoint cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
86.) How do you stop your laptop’s charge from running out?
Hide its trainers.
87.) Why did the computer programmer sell his cat?
He was afraid it would eat his mouse.
88.) What’s the woodcutter’s favorite part of his new computer?
89.) How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?
They log off.
90.) What’s Forrest Gump’s computer password?
1forrest1 (run, Forrest, run).
91.) Why is it not allowed to use “beef stew” as a computer password?
It’s not stroganoff (strong enough).
92.) Why was there cheese on the keyboard?
The mouse liked a snack.
93.) What does a baby computer call his father?
94.) Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
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95.) What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.
96.) What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use?
97.) Why do babies want to browse the internet?
So they can always say “Google Gaga.”
98.) What do computer geeks eat for dessert?
Apple pie a la mode-m.
99.) Why shouldn’t you be scared of what you get when you cross a computer with a dog?
Its bark is worse than its byte.
100.) What did the spider do on the computer?
He made a web-site.
101.) Why did the computer go to the store?
To go buy some chips.
102.) Why did the computer go to the opticians?
It needed to improve its web-sight.
103.) What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
104.) Why did the chicken cross the keyboard?
To get to the other site.
105.) Why was the computer proud of its son?
The son was a micro-chip off the old block.
Knock knock jokes
106.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Amanda. – Amanda who?
Amanda fix your computer.
107.) Knock, Knock. – Who’s there?
Shawn. – Shawn who?
Shawn on the computer screen.
108.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
You. – You who?
Did you say Yahoo?!
109.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Ya. – Ya who?
No thanks, I use Google.
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