Superhero Jokes For Kids
Kids love superheroes, and they love jokes. So why not combine the two and laugh it up with these funny superhero jokes for kids?
These jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages. From Batman and Robin to the Wonder Woman and Spider-Man, there’s a joke here for everyone. So put on your cape and enjoy a few laughs with your favorite superheroes.
1. Best superhero jokes for kids
Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Batman.
Why doesn’t Superman have many friends?
He wears his underwear over his pants.
How was the superhero party?
It was pretty Lo-ki.
What do you call a bathroom Superhero?
Flush Gordon.
Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?
Because he has bat breath.
What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can’t see him.
Why did Superman never need a babysitter?
Because he always had Super Vision.
Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of the Justice League?
He was accused of rubbery.
Why did all the pictures come out dark from Hulk’s birthday party?
He forgot to invite the Flash.
2. Funny superhero jokes for kids
Who is the Incredible Hulk’s alter ego?
The Credible Hulk.
What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball?
Her Dark Knight gown.
In which branch of the military did Aquaman serve?
The Aquamarines.
Which superhero won a singing competition?
Captain American Idol.
Which place do superheroes flock to?
Cape town.
How did Ant Man win the Nobel Peace Prize?
He was brill-ant.
Why did Batman get upset while playing cards.
They kept saying the Joker was wild.
Which super hero wears the neatest suits?
Iron Man.
How did Supergirl fix the broken bridge?
A lot of Super Glue.
Superman jokes
Why are all Superman costumes tight?
They’re all size S.
How do you reveal Superman’s covert identity?
You Kent.
Why does Superman get out of dangerous situations?
Because he always has an S Cape.
What does Superman eat his breakfast in?
A Super-bowl.
What sneakers does Superman wear?
Nike Air Walkers.
Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner?
He’s afraid of krypto-night.
What do you call a superhero who likes to cook?
Souper-man.
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Batman jokes
What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go into a store without robin.
What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?
There is a Wayne delay.
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?
A bat mobile.
Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Because Robin ate all the worms.
Why was Batman so serious?
He wasn’t the Joker.
Why did Batman’s sidekick, Robin, get locked up?
Because the policeman overheard someone saying, “look, he’s robbin’.”
Why did Bruce’s dentist give him mouth wash?
Because he had bat breath.
Why was Dick Grayson called Robin?
Calling him the early bird sounded silly.
What do you get when you combine Robin with a milk shake machine?
Robin the Boy Blender.
3. Silly superhero jokes for kids
What is Black Panther’s favorite day?
It’s Caturday.
Which hero is the brightest?
The Flash.
Which Avenger is the best gardener?
The Hulk, because of his green thumb.
How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
With help from Iron Man.
What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
Don’t bug me.
Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
MC Hammer.
What was Wolverine’s job working at the restaurant?
Shredding carrots.
Spider Man jokes
What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?
Web-ruary.
What do you get when you cross a superhero with a potato?
Spuderman.
What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A Spin-Off.
What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week?
Flyday.
What outdoor sport does Spiderman like?
Fly fishing.
What does Spiderman do for a living?
He’s a web designer.
What is Spiderman’s favorite brand of rice?
Uncle Ben’s.
Where does Spiderman hang out in his spare time?
On the World Wide Web.
How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
He’s always spinning.
Why is Spiderman such good baseball player?
He knows how to catch flies.
Why did Spiderman get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What do you get when you cross Spiderman with an ear of corn?
Cobwebs.
4. Corny superhero jokes for kids
What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
To find his purr-pose.
Why did Robin pick up the telephone?
It bat-a-rang.
What is a villain’s favorite part of the joke?
The punch line.
What did Hulk say to the grass?
I am green with envy.
Which Marvel heroine likes to travel with a map and a backpack and her trusty sidekick Boots?
Gamora the Explorer.
How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
She purrs.
What do cameras and superheroes have in common?
A Flash.
Why is it hard to get to know Iron Man?
He has a tough exterior.
Why doesn’t Mr. Freeze have any friends?
He gives everyone the cold shoulder.
Why did all the pictures come out dark from the Superhero party?
They forgot to invite the Flash.
Wonder Woman jokes
Which DC Comics superhero is the most curious?
Wonder Woman.
What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels?
Wandering Woman.
Why did Wolverine bring Wonder Woman with him to the used car dealer?
So she could use her Lasso of Truth on the salesman.
How did Wonder Woman get her new sword in the Justice League movie?
She used Amazon Prime.
Why did Wonder Woman have to keep getting new airplanes?
She kept forgetting where she parked her old one (her plane is invisible).
5. Superhero puns
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What name do you call a pair of villainous twins?
Loki-alikes.
What party game does Ant Man like most?
The scAVENGER hunt.
Which superhero is great at making jokes and puns?
The Pun-isher.
What is Ironman’s favorite movie?
Ferrous Bueller.
What do heroes like Spiderman and Ant-Man have in common?
They bug the villains.
Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
Because they’re so cape-able.
What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does household chores?
Ironing Man.
What is Thor’s favorite food?
Thor-tillas.
Which super hero runs in marathons?
Irun Man.
Why was Thor avoiding his brother?
He Odin money.
Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
Cap-TAN America.
Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
Thors-day, of course.
Which game show features superheroes?
The Greatest Cape.
6. Superhero riddles
What is Iron Man’s best gymnastic move?
A ferrous wheel.
Why did Bruce Banner start to recycle?
He went green.
What will The Avengers change their name to when they retire?
The Forgivers.
What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and a flashlight?
The Green Lantern.
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?
Iron Bran.
What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?
Wizard X.
Why are the Avengers so handy with tools?
They’re always assembling.
What do you get when you cross Harley Quinn with a motorcycle?
A Harley Davidsquinn.
What do The Silver Surfer and Iron Man have in common?
They are both attracted to magnets.
What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?
Peter Pan.
What was Captain America when he was younger?
Lieutenant America.
7. Superhero knock knock jokes
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Doctor – Doctor Who?
No. Doctor strange.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Batman – Batman who?
Batman here came to robin you of your problems.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Bat – Bat who?
I’m Batman.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Trick or Treat – Trick or Treat who?
Trick or Treat your Joker.
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Batman – Batman who?
Batman here came to robin you of your problems.
There you have it — the best superhero jokes for kids! Be sure to check out more funny jokes here:
By Greg Johnson | Published 8/30/2023
