Travel Jokes For Kids
Buckle up for family fun with these hilarious travel jokes for kids!
Are you packing snacks, games, and the inevitable “are we there yet?” questions for your next family adventure? Don’t forget the secret weapon to combat travel boredom: silly travel jokes!
These kid-friendly jokes will have your little explorers giggling all the way to the beach, mountains, or wherever your wanderlust takes you. So, ditch the screen time and get ready to unleash the laughter with jokes that will make your journey speed by. Hold onto your hats, the laughter-filled road trip starts now!
Best travel jokes for kids
1. What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation?
I’m back!
2. How do fleas like to travel?
Itch hiking.
3. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.
4. Which type of traveler is the most calm?
The no-mad.
5. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel?
They’re hill areas.
6. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
They’re afraid to relax and unwind.
7. How much fun is it to do your laundry when traveling?
Loads.
8. What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
Put me in coach.
Road trip jokes
9. Which automobile is best for a family road trip across the ocean?
A Honda Sea-RV.
10. What happens if you take the five o’clock train home?
You have to give it back.
11. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
12. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car?
He’d been toad.
Travel puns
13. Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
A mooooo-tel.
14. Want to know our plan for today’s hike?
I’ll summit up nicely.
15. How do bees like to travel?
They take the buzz.
16. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you.
17. Why do witches stay in hotels?
She heard they always have great broom service.
Silly travel jokes for kids
18. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
They’d get called for traveling.
19. Did you hear the joke about the hill?
No one could get over it.
20. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
21. How can you tell elephants love to travel?
They always pack their own trunk.
22. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike?
A trailblazer.
23. What does it cost to spend the day at the beach?
A few sand dollars.
24. What did the pig say on the beach?
I’m bacon.
25. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
Airplane jokes
26. I used to have some good airplane jokes.
But they just couldn’t get off the ground.
27. Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
He had a bad altitude.
28. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
29. What has a nose but can’t smell?
An airplane.
30. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked.
31. How do rabbits like to travel?
By hare-plane.
32. What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
Travel riddles
33. What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?
The road.
34. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi’s.
35. Where can you find an ocean without water?
On a map.
36. Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase?
He already had a trunk.
37. What travels around the world but stays in one place?
A stamp.
38. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies.
39. Why don’t aliens visit our planet?
It has terrible ratings. One star.
40. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.
41. What do you drink while riding a camel?
Camel-mile tea.
42. Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So they can Scandinavian.
Famous places and destinations jokes
43. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
44. Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Around the globe.
45. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
United States travel jokes
46. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado.
47. Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
48. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
New Yolk City.
49. What’s a writing utensil’s favorite place to go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
50. Where did the ghost go to for his vacation?
He went to Maliboo.
51. Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
52. Where do the pianists go for vacation?
The Florida Keys.
53. Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha?
Global travel jokes
54. Why did the Romanian stop reading?
To give her Bucharest.
55. What do travelers like best about Switzerland?
I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.
56. I’d love to go to Holland one day.
Wooden shoe?
57. Where do ants go for vacation?
Frants.
58. Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Hamsterdam.
59. Where do sheep like to go on vacation?
The Baa-hamas.
60. Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland.
61. Which country has the most germs?
Germany.
62. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
63. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away its little rock and broom.
64. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Travel knock knock joke
65. Knock knock – Who’s there?
Cargo – Cargo who?
Car go “Beep beep!”
We hope these funny travel jokes for kids made your journey speed by a little faster. Check out more great kids jokes here:
By Greg Johnson | Published 2/20/2024
