Pizza Jokes For Kids
Looking for a quick laugh while you’re waiting for your pizza to be served? Try these funny pizza jokes for kids.
They’re clean, family friendly, and perfect for your next pizza party or family dinner. So get ready for a big bite of cheesy laughs!
Best pizza jokes for kids
Pizza jokes are a great way to get kids laughing and having fun. They can be silly, cheesy, and even a little bit gross, but they’re all guaranteed to put a smile on a kid’s face. Here are some of our favorites.
Funny pizza jokes for kids
1.) Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
Because no one out-pizzas the Hutt.
2.) What makes Domino’s pizza jokes so good?
The delivery.
3.) What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza?
Little Sneezers.
4.) What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
5.) How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
6.) What happens to pizza?
It’s here today, gone tomato.
7.) What is a math teacher’s favorite thing to eat?
Pizza pi.
8.) Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round.
9.) What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
That would’ve tasted better cooked.
Silly pizza jokes for kids
10.) Why did the pizza maker rob the bank?
Because he kneaded the dough.
11.) What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?
D’oh.
12.) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get a pizza of my pizza.
13.) Why did the man take a second job as a pizza delivery guy?
He kneaded the dough.
14.) What do you call a sleeping pizza?
PiZZZZZZZZZZa.
15.) What did the tough guy pepperoni say?
You wanna pizza me?
16.) What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
17.) Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
18.) How do you sleep after eating a whole pizza?
Very pizza-fully.
Cheesy pizza jokes for kids
19.) Why wasn’t the pizza joke funny?
It was too cheesy.
20.) What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
21.) How do pizzas feel after being topped with a fresh layer of cheese?
They feel grate.
22.) What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
23.) The delivery guy was late with my pizza.
I gave him a pizza of my mind.
24.) Why did the delivery guy invite himself in to eat pizza?
He wanted a slice of the action.
25.) Did you read the new pizza shop slogan?
7 days without a pizza makes one weak.
26.) What kind of jokes do pizza fans like best?
Ones with extra cheese.
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Pizza puns
27.) What is a dog’s favorite pizza?
Pupperoni.
28.) What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas?
Mutt-zarella.
29.) What topping do carpenters put on their pizza?
SAWsage.
30.) What do you call a pretend pizza?
A pepperphony pizza.
31.) A man walked into a pizza parlor. How many types of pizza did he order?
Olive them.
32.) Why did the toppings have to squeeze together on the pizza?
Because there wasn’t mush-room.
33.) Why was the mushroom invited to pizza parties?
He’s a real fungi.
34.) What do you call a crab eating a pizza?
A crust-acean.
Pizza lover jokes
35.) How do you know your in love?
If they steal a pizza your heart.
36.) What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face.
37.) What does a piece of pizza say when they want to cuddle?
Fold me close.
38.) What do pizzas say to their beloved?
Olive you.
39.) What do pizzas wear to smell nice?
Calzogne.
40.) What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom?
Sliced to meat you.
41.) What did the pizza say when the party ended?
Good-pie everyone.
42.) Why was the pizza so confident?
He was feeling saucy.
Pizza riddles
43.) Why do people get into the pizza business?
To make some dough.
44.) Where does pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
45.) If it took six kids 5 minutes to eat a pizza, how long would it take three kids to eat the pizza?
None because the six kids already ate the pizza.
46.) Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
They put garlic on his pizza.
47.) How do cats eat pizza?
They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.
48.) What can a whole pizza do that half a pizza can’t do?
It can look round.
49.) What do you call a pizza maker who’s reached the top of his game?
An aficiona-dough.
50.) What do you get when you eat a big pizza with lots of mozzarella on it?
Lot’s of zzzzzzzz’s.
51.) How many grams of protein are in a slice of pizza pi?
3.14159265.
Pizza knock knock jokes
52.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Pizza – Pizza who?
Pizza nice guy.
53.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Pizza – Pizza who?
Pizza on Earth, Good will to men.
54.) Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Pete – Pete who?
Pizza – and everyone loves me.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 7/20/2023
