Robot Jokes For Kids
Get big laughs with these funny robot jokes for kids!
They’re perfect for students learning about robotics, science-fiction movie fans, and droid lovers of all ages. Best of all, they are clean and safe for family fun.
Best robot jokes for kids
We’ve selected the best robot jokes so kids can learn about robots in a way that is both entertaining and engaging.
So whether you are a parent, teacher, or just someone who loves robots, read on for some laughs!
Funny robot jokes for kids
1.) What do you call a robot in a boat?
A row-bot.
2.) What do you call a robot pirate?
Arrrrgh-2-D2.
3.) What’s a robot’s favorite animal?
A cowculator.
4.) What do dog robots do?
They byte.
5.) What music do robots like?
Heavy metal.
6.) How do robots pay for things?
With cache, of course.
7.) What do you call a frozen droid?
An ice-borg.
8.) Where do robots sit?
On their robottoms.
9.) How do robots drive fast?
They put their metal to the pedal.
Silly robot jokes
10.) What is a baby robot’s first word?
Data.
11.) Why did the robot fail his exam?
He was a bit rusty.
12.) What did the robot say to the man he had just met?
I am robot.
13.) Why did the robot go on vacation?
To recharge its batteries.
14.) Why isn’t anyone scared of the robot dog?
His bark is worse than his byte.
15.) What do you call a robot which drives a car?
A road-bot.
16.) What do you call a robot dog?
Dogmatic.
17.) What do you call a robotic horse?
A woahh-bot.
18.) What do you call a robot who likes books?
A readbot.
Corny robot jokes for kids
19.) Why do robots make bad teachers?
They just drone on and on.
20.) How do robots eat salsa?
With micro-chips.
21.) What is a robot’s favorite band?
Metal-lica.
22.) Why was the robot so tired when it finally got home?
It had a hard drive.
23.) What name should you never call a robot?
Rusty.
24.) Why did the robot sneeze?
It had a virus.
25.) What’s a robot’s favorite dance?
The Roomba.
26.) Why did the robot feel ill?
It had a virus.
27.) What do you call a robot driving in a car?
A roadbot.
Robot puns
28.) What kind of robot lives in the arctic?
Snow-bots.
29.) I bought a wooden computer, guess what?
It wooden work.
30.) What did the robot say to his crush?
I like you a bot.
31.) What do robots wear in winter?
Re-boots.
32.) What do robots drink from?
A ro-bottle.
33.) What does a robot do at lunchtime?
It has a megabyte.
34.) How did the robot get across the river?
In a ro-boat.
35.) What happens to robots after they go defunct?
They rust in peace.
36.) How do baby robots drink milk?
From a robottle.
37.) What kind of salad do androids like?
Ice-borg lettuce.
38.) What do you call a sad robot?
A woe-bot.
Movie robot jokes
39.) Why are robots never lonely?
Because there R2 of them.
40.) What do robots read in book club?
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.
41.) What is a robot’s favorite movie?
Raiders of the Lost Spark.
42.) What do you call a robot that doesn’t use deodorant?
C3-BO.
43.) What do you call a robot who always runs into the wall?
Wall-E.
44.) What excuse did Ray give for not having her homework?
BB-8 it.
45.) How does C3P0 communicate when he’s on the moon of Endor?
Ewok-ie talkie.
46.) What is R2D2 short for?
Because he has small legs.
47.) What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through P0.
48.) Why was the robot late for the meeting?
He took an R2-detour.
Robot riddles
49.) How many letters are there in the robot alphabet?
Two – 0 and 1.
50.) Why did the robot get so angry?
Everyone was pushing its buttons.
51.) Why did the robot have a hard time making friends?
He had a real chip on his shoulder.
52.) Why did the robot fall off his bike?
He hadn’t ridden in a while and was a little rusty.
53.) Why are robot mechanics never lonely?
They’re always making new friends.
54.) What happens when a robot falls in muddy water?
It gets wet and muddy.
55.) Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he wasn’t chicken.
56.) Why did the robot run away?
It heard an electric can opener.
Robot knock knock jokes
57.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Anne – Anne who?
Anne Droid.
58.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Art – Art who?
R2-D2.
59.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Beep – Beep, who?
Beep, boop, beep, beepity, boop, boop.
60.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Bb-8 – Bb-8 who?
Bb-8 nobody, I hope. That would be gross!
61.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
10. – 10, who?
1010101110000110101000101000001.
62.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
R2D2 – R2D2 who?
R2D2 or RU not D2?
63.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Si – Si who?
Cyborg.
Bonus laughs: Robotics jokes for students
Why wouldn’t the robot respond?
He had no actuator.
Why was the robot dog itchy?
He had robo-ticks.
Why did the robot get married?
He couldn’t resistor.
Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.
How do robots eat pizza?
One byte at a time.
Why are some robots insecure?
Because their intelligence is artificial.
Why did the robot go to the bank?
He needed more cache.
What’s a robot’s favorite exercise?
Circuit training.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 9/14/2023
