Video Game Jokes For Kids
You’ll love these video game jokes for kids — they’re a great way to get kids laughing and learning about their favorite games.
Best video game jokes for kids
These jokes are short, simple, and easy to understand, making them perfect for kids of all ages. They also help kids learn about different video game characters and concepts.
So next time you’re looking for a way to entertain the kids, why not try telling them a video game joke? They’re sure to get a laugh.
Funny video game jokes for kids
1.) Why does Donkey Kong wear a tie?
He’s got monkey business to do later.
2.) Why don’t skeletons play video games?
They don’t have the heart for it.
3.) Why did the scarecrow win the video game competition?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
4.) Why can’t PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
5.) How do you know when a party is for a gamer?
There are tons of streamers.
6.) Why did Mario go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little Luigi.
7.) Which room is Mario way too big to fit inside of?
8.) Why was Mario coughing so much at dinner?
Something went down the wrong tube.
9.) Why doesn’t Mario like to use the internet?
He’s afraid of the browsers.
10.) Why is French Mario so good at predicting the future?
He uses his L’ouija board.
11.) I tried to go left when I was playing Super Mario.
It was wrong on every level.
12.) What is a Mario’s favorite type of fabric?
Denim, denim, denim.
13.) What do you call a fantastic Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
14.) What can you do to cure hunger in Minecraft?
Eat three square meals.
15.) Do you ever play the game Minecraft?
I heard people who play Minecraft can’t think outside the box.
16.) Did you hear about the new Minecraft movie?
It’s going to be a real blockbuster.
17.) What did the gaming reporter say about the new Minecraft updates?
18.) Do you know what is the national sport of Minecraft?
19.) Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?
20.) What name do you call a Pokemon who is having problems moving fast?
21.) What do you call a Pikachu that does a sing and dance at a kids birthday?
The Hokey Pokemon.
22.) How do you get a Bulbasaur on a bus?
You poke ’em on.
23.) I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go,
he said “Wynaut!”
24.) I told a Pokemon some of my favorite gamer jokes, but he didn’t like them.
He said he was unaMewsed.
25.) What does Sonic use to knock on a door?
26.) Why did Sonic the Hedgehog go to the car dealership?
He wanted to buy a new pair of shoes.
27.) What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious.
28.) Wouldn’t it be so nice if Sonic added an E to the end of his name?
29.) What does Sonic like to put on his burgers?
30.) What kind of swimwear does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?
Silly video game jokes for kids
31.) Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
32.) What did Lara eat for dinner?
Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
33.) Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
34.) What is a robot’s favorite arcade machine?
35.) What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish?
A sausage Link.
36.) What does Link say when he splashes in the water?
37.) What does a gamer use to make bread?
38.) What do you say when you lose a Nintendo game?
I want a wii-match.
39.) I asked a Nintendo fan to help me change a light bulb.
He wasn’t very helpful, he just kept playing with the switch.
40.) Is your Nintendo Wii U running fast?
Well you better go and catch it!
41.) I wanted to make a Nintendo joke,
but it was Wii too hard for Mii to think of one.
42.) What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis?
You know, everyone always tells me that I’m a bit better than you.
43.) Why won’t Mike Tyson play on a PlayStation?
He’s an ex-boxer.
44.) I recently broke up with my video game console…
now it’s my ex-box.
45.) Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?
It’s a game-changer.
46.) Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother.
Best trade ever!
47.) PS4 got injured and Xbox One is calling the ambulance.
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U!
48.) Why did the PlayStation go to bed early?
It was feeling a little Xbox-ed.
Video game puns
49.) Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?
It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
50.) I tried to teach my pet dog how to play video games…
But his pause kept stopping him.
51.) What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
52.) What do you call it when Mario forgets his hat?
53.) What is the favorite gaming console of the French?
54.) Why did the gamer play so many video games after getting bad grades at school?
He needed to console himself.
Video game riddles
55.) What do Americans do after winning the World Cup?
Turn off the PlayStation.
56.) Why did the console refuse to dance?
It didn’t have any rhythm.
57.) What do gamers and musicians have in common?
Their fans are super noisy.
58.) What did the boy do when he accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console?
He went back to get a Wiifund.
59.) How does Sonic The Hedgehog get hold of his friend Tails?
He gives him a ring.
60.) What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It’s not you; it’s a me, Mario.
61.) Why is it better to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons in most video games?
So you don’t have to worry about fall damage.
Video game knock knock jokes
62.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Pikachu – Pikachu who?
Just let me take a peek at chu!
63.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Wii – Wii who?
It’s time for a wii-match.
64.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Tekken – Tekken who?
Tell me why are you taking forever to answer the door.
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