Pokémon Jokes For Kids
Get ready to laugh as we dive into the hilarious world of Pokémon jokes for kids. Guaranteed to electrify even the Grumpig-iest of moods!
Whether you’re a seasoned Master or just starting your Kanto journey, this collection of clean Poké-jokes will have you rolling on the floor like Snorlax after a buffet.
So, dust off your Pikachu plushie and prepare to giggle because it’s time to catch ’em all… the laughs, that is!
Best Pokémon jokes for kids
1. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on.
2. Which Pokémon love to visit France?
Paras.
3. Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
Staryu Wars.
4. What did the Pokémon say when he looked through the window?
Peek-at-choo.
5. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
A copycat.
6. What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slow-poke.
7. How can you get a baby Pokémon to sleep?
You sing them a Vullaby.
8. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokémon?
Because it’s going to Pikachu.
9. What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love?
Dancing with the Staryus.
10. Which Pokémon can see the future?
Pikahead.
Funny Pokémon jokes for kids
1. Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
2. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
Arrrrr-bok.
3. What’s the most important part about making a Pokémon joke?
The Exeggution.
4. What’s a fun game all Pokémon love to play?
Peek-a-Pumpkaboo.
5. What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
Kakuna Rattata.
6. How do you calm down a baby Pokémon?
You Sewaddle them.
7. What’s a ghost Pokémon’s favorite treat?
Sinistea and cookies.
8. What Pokémon is good for fixing lights?
A light Bulbasaur.
9. What Pokémon would make a terrible French teacher?
Mr. Mime.
10. How can you see a fire Pokémon is flirting with you?
When they turn up the Charmeleon.
11. What do you call a storm of Pokémon?
A Pokémonsoon.
12. Which college do Pokémon go to?
StarU.
Pokémon character jokes
1. Where do Primal Groudon’s sit?
Anywhere they want to.
2. Which Gastly works in Town Hall?
The night-mayor.
3. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
4. What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
Odor in the court.
5. Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it.
6. What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
7. What do you call a Pokémon who likes to eat baked beans?
Goldbeen.
8. How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
Very carefully.
9. What time is it when Yveltal takes your hat?
Time to get a new hat.
10. Which Pokémon should you bring to a barbecue?
Charizard.
11. What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?
A spelling bee.
12. Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
13. Why are Snorunt’s so cheap to have as a Pokémon?
They live on ice.
14. What do you call a really cold Lillipup?
A pupsicle.
15. What is a Snover’s favorite shape?
ICE-osceles triangle.
16. What do you call a Mega Metagross on thin ice?
An ice breaker.
Beartic
17. What does Beartic like to have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
18. What does Beartic like to eat?
Bear-ittos.
19. What do you call a Beartic that has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
20. How can Beartic catch fish without using a fishing pole?
With your BEAR hands.
Bulbasaur
21. How do you keep a Bulbasaur from charging?
Only accept cash.
22. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Gourgeist
23. What’s Gourgeist favorite fruit?
Booberries.
24. What do Italian Gourgeist’s eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
25. Where do Gourgeist’s go to send their mail?
The ghost office.
Haunter
26. Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs?
At the ghost-ery store.
27. What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a camp fire?
A toasty ghosty.
28. What do Haunters eat for lunch?
Boo-logna sandwiches.
Meowth
29. What was it called when Meowth won the dog show?
A cat-has-trophy.
30. Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Pikachu
31. What’s better than one Pikachu?
PikaTWO.
32. What’s Pikachu’s favorite music genre?
The Pika-blues.
33. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
Geek-achu.
Spiritomb
34. Why was Spiritomb such a messy eater?
Because he was always goblin’.
35. What dessert do Spiritombs like the most?
Boo-berry pie.
36. What’s the worst way to make a ghost Pokémon mad?
You mess with their Spiritomb.
Silly Pokémon jokes for kids
1. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
2. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A Peak-A-Chewer.
3. I wonder where these Pokémon eggs come from?
Ditto.
4. Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
5. What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting?
Abra-Kadabra.
6. Which Pokémon is always in a good mood?
Happiny.
7. What is something an Ancient Greek Pokémon would wear?
A Tir-toga.
8. What do you call Pokémon sing alongs?
Gary-oake.
9. Where do Haunters go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
10. What happened when Cobalion ate the clown?
He felt funny.
11. How do you hire a Pokémon?
By putting it on stilts.
12. What do you get when you cross an Australian Pokémon with a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
13. Where do you find Pokémon?
It depends on where you lost them.
Pokémon puns
1. What Pokémon is the best eater?
Pikachew.
2. What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?
Pupperoni pizza.
3. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
Arrrrrr-ceus.
4. If you do not like funny Pokémon puns.
I will just keep my Meowth shut.
5. How do dragon-type Pokémon solve their disputes?
They let Bagons be Bagons.
6. How can you fix a TV in Pokémon?
You wiggle the Hat-enna.
7. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
The Hokey Pokémon.
8. Why is it so hard to find Fossil Pokémon?
They only come out at Oma-night.
9. What was the Pokémon’s favorite ocean animal?
Staryu fish.
10. When does a Gastly eat breakfast?
In the moaning.
11. What snack do Snowy Castform like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
12. Which Pokémon is always in a good mood?
Happiny.
13. Where do Pokémon go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Pokémon riddles
1. What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?
Frost bite.
2. Which Pokémon does Dracula like most?
Koffin’.
3. What do you call a low-fat Pokémon?
Butterfree.
4. What are good presents for a playful Pokémon?
A Bal-toy or a Clay-doll.
5. Why do you always get caught by Pokémon in the tall grass?
Because there’s always a Watchog.
6. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs.
7. How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Gol-bat.
8. How can Pokémon help you in geometry?
By seeing if shapes are Porygons or Cryagonals.
9. What Pokémon only drinks Hydrogen Peroxide?
HO-OH.
10. What type of singers are Pokémon the biggest fans of?
Pop Staryus.
11. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
12. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
Legendary Pokémon.
Corny Pokémon jokes for kids
1. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievell.
2. Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
Goal-duck.
3. What’s a Pokémon that comes after Articuno but before Moltres?
Zap-does.
4. What internet browser does a Pokémon trainer use?
Fire Delphox.
5. What’s the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?
Totodile.
6. How do Pokémon trainers lock their doors?
They use their Klef-keys.
7. Why was the Pokémon still eating?
They had some Leftovers.
8. What Pokémon do people see in auctions?
Bidoof.
9. What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop.
10. What do Haunters send their friends while on vacation?
Ghostcards.
11. Which fruit do Pokémon like most?
Staryu fruit.
12. What type of Pokémon would Jerry Garcia be?
A LegendJerry Pokémon.
13. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
Lake Erie.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 1/26/2024
