Bug Jokes For Kids
Tickle your funny bone with these funny bug jokes for kids!
We all know that kids have a natural curiosity about the world of insects. It’s because these mysterious creatures are small, colorful, weirdly-shaped — and best of all, they crawl, wiggle and fly!
Now you can take that fascination and turn it into a laugh fest for kids of all ages.
These clean bug jokes are a fun way for kids to share a laugh, conquer any creepy-crawly jitters, and even learn a thing or two about insect behavior. So get ready for big laughs with these bug-tasticly funny jokes!
Best bug jokes for kids
Let’s begin the laughs with ten of our favorite bug jokes.
1. When did the fly fly?
When the spider spied her.
2. What do you call an insect on the moon?
A lunar tick.
3. What is a mosquito’s worst fear?
A S.W.A.T team.
4. How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Tenants.
5. What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
Half a worm.
6. How do fleas travel?
By itch-hiking.
7. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
8. Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
Ants.
9. What do you call a wasp?
A wanna-bee.
10. What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
A centipede on its back.
Silly bug jokes for kids
1. Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
Because her children weren’t that bright.
2. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
3. Why did the fly never land on the computer?
He was afraid of the world wide web.
4. What do you get when you swallow a moth?
Butterflies in your tummy.
5. What do you call a nervous beetle?
A jitter-bug.
6. What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
7. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
8. What goes ‘snap, crackle and pop’?
A firefly with a short circuit.
9. Why did the queen bee go to the doctor?
She had hives.
10. Where do sick bees go?
The wasp-ital.
11. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Bug puns
1. What do you call a giant butterfly that lives in a city?
An urban moth.
2. What is really funny and makes dogs itch?
The Flea Stooges.
3. What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
4. What do you call a bee born in May?
Maybe.
5. What is a wasps favorite film?
Sting-ing in the Rain.
6. What green bug jumps over cups?
A glasshopper.
7. Where do butterflies like to dance?
Moth balls.
8. What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now.
Funny insect jokes
What’s your favorite insect? We’ve got bug jokes about everything that flies, crawls, and wiggles!
About ants
1. What do you get if you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of ant-ics.
2. What do you call a 100 year old ant?
Antique.
3. What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
Ant-elopes.
4. Who do you call for injured ants?
Ant-bulance.
5. Why was the ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were “ants”.
About bees
6. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz.
7. Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
8. What do you call a clumsy bee?
Fumble bee.
9. How do bees brush their hair?
With a honeycomb.
10. What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
11. Why did the bee cry?
He missed his honey.
About butterflies
12. What does a chatty caterpillar become?
A social butterfly.
13. What looks like half a butterfly?
The other half.
14. How do caterpillars swim?
They do the butterfly.
15. What happens when you throw a stick of butter out of the window?
Butterfly.
About grasshoppers
16. Where do grasshoppers eat?
IHOP.
17. What is a grasshopper’s favorite sport?
Cricket.
18. What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A grasshover.
19. What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick.
About mosquitos
20. How do you measure a mosquito’s hard drive?
With bug bytes.
21. Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you.
22. What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
23. What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
About spiders
24. Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin.
25. Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning.
Corny bug jokes for kids
1. What bugs live in clocks?
Ticks.
2. Why did the beetle get kicked out of the park?
Because he was a litter-bug.
3. Who is a wasps favorite singer?
Sting.
4. What is the biggest ant in the world?
An eleph-ant.
5. What do you call a religious grasshopper?
A preying mantis.
6. What is a bee’s favorite music group?
The Bee Gees.
7. What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
French flies.
8. Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
9. How do you know if a fly is an actor?
He’s on the screen.
10. What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
Bug riddles
1. Why are A’s like flowers?
Because bee’s come after them.
2. What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
3. What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A hoarse fly.
4. What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie.
5. What do spiders and baseball players have in common?
The both catch flies.
6. What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
Chimney Cricket.
7. What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups.
8. What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
Bee.
9. Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can’t play grasshopper.
10. What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
Bug knock knock jokes
1. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Abby – Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
2. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Amos – Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
3. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Anna – Anna who?
Anna-ther mosquito!
4. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ants – Ants who?
Ants in your pants!
There you have it, some of the best bug jokes for kids you’ll ever find! Need more great kids jokes? Try these:
By Greg Johnson | Published 3/8/2024
