Parrot Jokes For Kids
Get ready for side-splitting laughs and feathered fun with these funny parrot jokes for kids!
You’ll squawk with laughter at these clean, family-friendly parrot puns, riddles, and more. They’re all designed to tickle your funny bone and leave you in stitches.
So grab your favorite cracker and perch yourselves, because this is one feathery ride you won’t want to miss!
Best parrot jokes for kids
1.) What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and speak.
2.) What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
3.) What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
4.) Why are two parrots better than one?
One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.
5.) What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot?
Voicemail.
6.) When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference.
7.) What always succeeds?
A toothless parrot. It always sucks seeds!
Funny parrot jokes for kids
8.) What does a parrot like to wear to the beach?
A beak-ini.
9.) What do you call a parrot with an umbrella?
Polly unsaturated.
10.) What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster.
11.) What animal is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
12.) Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me?
Toucan play that game.
13.) Why did the parrot cross the road?
Just beak-ause.
Pirate parrot jokes
14.) Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt.
15.) Why was the pirate sad when his parrot left?
It gave him the cold shoulder.
16.) What part of a pirate ship are parrots not welcome?
The crow’s nest.
17.) What has four legs, four eyes, and a net?
Four pirates looking for a lost parrot.
More funny pirate jokes for kids.
Parrot puns
18.) Why are parrots the life of the party?
Every day is their bird-day.
19.) What is a baby parrot’s favorite game?
Beak-a-boo.
20.) What does the mommy parrot say to her baby?
Beak-areful.
21.) Why are parrots so good at imitations?
They love parrot-y.
22.) Where do parrots get away on holiday?
To the beak.
23.) Did you know there’s a name for when parrots mimic human speech?
It’s called a parroty.
24.) What do you call a parrot that doesn’t eat?
A polynomeal.
Silly parrot jokes for kids
25.) Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
One bird asks the other one, “Does something smell a little fishy to you?”
26.) Why are parrots so good at improvisation?
Because they know how to wing it.
27.) What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
28.) How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
Send her to the polytechnic.
29.) What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.
30.) Why are male parrots so loyal?
They are a man of their bird.
Parrot riddles
31.) What side of a parrot has the most feathers?
The outside.
32.) What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code.
33.) What do you call a parrot without feathers?
Bald.
34.) What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
35.) What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal?
The bill.
36.) How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
With its parrotchute.
37.) What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?
I don’t know, but if it wants a cracker you better give it one.
38.) What do you call a parrot when he can’t fly?
A walkie talkie.
Parrot knock knock joke
39.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
A parrot – A parrot who?
A parrot-ly some birds can talk!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 12/5/2023
