Panda Jokes For Kids
If you love adorably cute and cuddly animals, then you’ll absolutely love these funny panda jokes for kids.
From pun-derful wordplay to slapstick silliness, these clean panda jokes cater to kids of all ages.
So get ready to unleash your inner panda-monium, for these jokes are guaranteed to brighten up your day and leave you and your kids ‘bamboo’zled with laughter!
Best panda jokes for kids
1. What does a panda use to cook?
A pan, duh.
2. Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.
3. Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
To spell it, all you need is “P and A”.
4. What kind of books do pandas love to read?
Bear-y tales.
5. What do you call a panda who tells jokes?
A pun-da.
6. What does a panda say before leaving?
I’ll be white black.
7. Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
Fur protection.
8. Why did the panda enroll in a cooking class?
Because it wanted to learn how to make paw-sta.
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9. What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
Peter Panda.
10. What’s a panda’s biggest regret?
It can never take a selfie in color.
11. What happened when the pandas got into a fight?
They got bambooboos.
12. Why was the panda always alone?
It’s very inde-panda-nt.
13. What do you call a panda with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
14. What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
The answer is pretty black and white.
15. What do bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes.
16. Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
It was panda-monium.
17. What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
Cub Scouts.
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18. What is black and white and striped?
A panda in pajamas.
19. Why do pandas hold strong opinions?
They’re black and white creatures.
20. What is black and white with red dots?
A panda with chicken pox.
21. Why are pandas considered so lazy?
They only do the bear minimum.
22. Why did the panda go to the doctor’s office?
Because he was feeling bamboo-zled.
23. How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?
By shouting bam-BOO!
24. What is black and white, black and white and green?
Two pandas squabbling over a pear.
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Panda puns
25. How do pandas get to the hospital?
In the bamboo-lance.
26. What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
They always wear a pandana.
27. What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?
A self pawtrait.
28. How do pandas prefer to travel?
On a bear-o-plane.
29. Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every need.
30. Why did the panda refuse to eat his meal?
Because it was un-bear-able.
31. How do pandas send letters?
By bear mail.
32. What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?
Blue-beary pie.
Bear puns
33. What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
This is un-BEAR-able.
34. What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
That bears repeating.
35. What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
Give me a second to get my bearings.
36. What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
37. What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?
38. Why do pandas love to eat bamboo?
Because it’s the bear necessity of life.
39. Where do pandas like to go on vacation?
To Bearcelona.
40. Why did the panda bring a ladder to the bamboo forest?
To get a higher bear-spective on life.
41. Why did the panda go to the beach?
To have a bear-y good time.
42. What did the panda say after a good meal?
I’m stuffed to my bear-y limits.
43. Why did the panda get an award?
Because it was the bear-illiant of the bunch.
44. What’s a panda’s favorite type of music?
Bearoque.
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45. What do pandas eat on Halloween?
BamBOO.
46. Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?
William Shakesbeare.
47. What do you call a male panda?
Amanda.
48. How do pandas get to hospital?
In the bamboolance.
49. What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A panda-emic.
50. Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?
He simply couldn’t bear it.
51. What did the pessimistic panda say?
It’s just not pawsible.
52. To start a zoo, you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.
That’s the bear minimum.
53. Why do pandas like old movies?
They’re in black and white.
Panda riddles
54. What’s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About one thousand miles.
55. What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks; they have bear feet.
56. What is black, white, and blue?
A sad panda.
57. What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on vacation.
58. What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
59. What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
60. What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
61. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
62. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
63. What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
64. What kind of socks do pandas wear?
They don’t, they have bear feet.
Panda knock knock jokes
65. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ima – Ima who?
I’m a panda!
We hope you had a laugh or two with these funny panda jokes for kids. For more kids jokes, check out these lists:
By Greg Johnson | Published 1/31/2024
