Zebra Jokes For Kids

Bring on the giggles with these funny zebra jokes for kids!

Here you’ll find clever riddles, silly puns, and infectious wordplay for kids of all ages.

And because these jokes are clean and appropriate for children, you can feel good about sharing them with your whole family.


    Funny zebra jokes for kids

    1.) What did the zebra say before leaving?
    I’ll be white black.

    2.) Why do zebras have stripes?
    Because they don’t want to be spotted.

    3.) Why do zebras have strong opinions?
    They’re very black and white creatures.

    4.) What did the zebra tell the vet?
    I’m feeling a little horse.

    5.) I just finished reading the dictionary.
    Turns out the zebra did it.

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    Silly zebra jokes for kids

    6.) What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a peacock, and a giraffe?
    Zoo Kids On The Block.

    7.) What’s the oldest animal?
    The zebra, it’s in black and white.

    8.) Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?
    You can never find the barcode.

    9.) What’s a zebra’s favorite band?
    The White Stripes.

    10.) What does a zebra look like?
    A horse behind bars.

    Black & white jokes

    11.) What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
    A zebra.

    12.) What is black and white and bouncy?
    A zebra on a trampoline.

    13.) What’s black and white and hides in caves?
    A zebra that owes me money.

    14.) What is black and white with red dots?
    A zebra with chickenpox.

    15.) What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green?
    Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

    Zebra puns

    16.) Why do all zebras wear glasses?
    Cause they can’t ze-brah.

    17.) What are the rules for zebra baseball?
    Three stripes and you’re out.

    18.) What do you call a young, unruly zebra?
    A zebrat.

    19.) What do you call a zebra in the ocean?
    A seabra.

    20.) What does a zebra call his best friends?

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    21.) What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra?
    He was spotted.

    22.) What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?

    23.) What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
    The answer is pretty black and white.

    24.) Two male zebras in the zoo started making music.
    They’re called the Zbruhs.

    25.) What is black, white, and calm all over?
    A zenbra.

    Zebra riddles

    26.) What is black and white and eats like a horse?
    A zebra.

    27.) What do zebras have that no other animal has?
    Baby zebras.

    28.) Which animals are the best at karate?
    Zebras, they have so many black belts.

    29.) Why was the zebra bad at dancing?
    He had 2 left feet.

    30.) What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?
    The outside.

    31.) What happens when you put a zebra in a lion cage?
    You get fired from the zoo.

    We hope you enjoyed reading these funny zebra jokes for kids. For more laughs, be sure to check out these other kids joke lists:

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    By Greg Johnson | Published 11/9/2023