Monster Jokes For Kids
Everyone knows kids are fascinated with monsters of all types, from Frankenstein to the Mummy. So they will love these monster jokes for kids — they have just the right mix of scary fun and spooky humor!
These jokes are fun for the whole family and kid-safe for even the youngest children. They allow kids to engage with the spooky side of things in a safe and playful environment.
So, grab this list and get ready to share some laughs. You’ll watch the fear turn to pure joy as kids discover that monsters aren’t so scary after all!
Best monster jokes for kids
1. Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
2. Have you heard about the monster with five legs?
His pants fit him like a glove.
3. Which monster loves to dance?
The boogieman.
4. Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten.
5. What position do monsters play in soccer?
Ghoulie.
6. Why do demons get along so well with ghouls?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
7. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of bean?
Human beans.
8. What do you do with a very green monster?
Wait until it’s ripe.
9. How many parents does a werewolf have?
One maw and four paws.
10. What did the grandfather werewolf say to his grandson after not seeing him for a year?
You gruesome!
Silly monster jokes for kids
1. What is the hardest thing about making monster soup?
Stirring it.
2. Who is the spookiest author?
A ghostwriter.
3. Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there.
4. Legend says that a Bigfoot can grow up to 15 feet…
but they usually just have two.
5. What did the monster go door to door selling?
Ghoul scout cookies.
6. What do you do when 10 boogeyman are at your front door?
Hope it’s Halloween.
7. How do you keep a little monster in suspense?
I’ll tell you later.
8. Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?
Werewolf: Search me.
9. Why didn’t the zombie cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
How to use funny monster jokes for kids
A little laughter can go a long way in turning fear into fun, whether it’s for a Halloween party, movie night, or a long car ride. That’s where these clean monster jokes come into play. Here are some ideas of how to use these jokes:
- Halloween parties – Bring the spirit of Halloween to life at costume parties and classroom celebrations.
- Overcoming fears – Help young children overcome their fears of monsters by turning them into silly, relatable characters.
- School lunches – Tuck a monster joke inside your child’s lunchbox to bring a smile to their face during the day.
- Waiting rooms – Capture their attention with funny monster jokes while you wait for your appointment. Make time fly!
- Car rides – Long distance trips are more fun (and less boring!) with a funny monster question and answer session in the car.
Favorite monster jokes for kids
Who is your favorite monster character? We’ve got you covered!
Frankenstein jokes
1. What is Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
2. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein.
3. Who did Frankenstein’s monster take to the prom?
His ghoul-friend.
4. Why is Frankenstein’s monster always smiling?
The doctor keeps him in stitches.
5. What did Frankenstein turn on during the summer?
The scare conditioner.
6. What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentine’s Day?
Be my Valenstein.
7. What did Frankenstein say when he woke up from a nap?
I just had a shocking dream.
8. Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Ghost jokes
9. Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?
It had no body to go with.
10. What do ghosts eat for dessert?
I scream.
11. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
12. How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo.
13. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
14. When does a ghost eat breakfast?
In the moaning.
15. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
16. Why does the ghost always buy books?
Because he goes through them very quickly.
17. Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
Because he was always goblin’.
18. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
Mummy jokes
19. What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Rap.
20. What kind of underwear do mummies wear?
Fruit of the Tomb.
21. How come the mummy doesn’t want a smartphone?
Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
22. What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
I want my mummy!
23. What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Mummies.
24. Why did the mummy go for a relaxing spa and massage?
He was all wound up.
25. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A crummy mummy.
26. Why are mummies good employees?
They get wrapped up in their work.
You’ll love these funny fairy tale jokes for kids.
Skeleton jokes
27. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
28. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
Because dogs love bones.
29. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no-body to dance with.
30. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
31. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the body shop.
32. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
33. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street?
He didn’t have any guts.
34. When do skeletons laugh?
When something tickles their funny bones.
35. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?
Lazy bones.
36. What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit.
37. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
Vampire and Dracula jokes
38. What vampire always eats junk food?
Snackula.
39. Why did the teenage vampires go into a cave?
To hang out.
40. What does Dracula wear on his head when he flies out?
His batting helmet.
41. How do vampires start letters?
“Tomb it may concern…”
42. What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test.
43. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
Because it had great circulation.
44. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
She starts coffin.
45. What type of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
46. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.
47. Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
48. Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood bank.
49. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
50. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
51. Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
They put garlic on his pizza.
52. What do you get if you cross a vampire, a duck, and a sheep?
Count duck-ewe-la.
53. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin-drops.
54. What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
55. What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
It’s my pleasure to get to gnaw you.
56. When do vampires like horse racing?
When it’s neck and neck.
Witch jokes
57. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
58. What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scare-spray.
59. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
60. What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell?
Bee-witched.
61. What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
62. Where do witches bake their cookies?
In a coven.
63. What do witches ask for at a hotel?
Broom service.
64. What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?
Snap, cackle and pop.
65. Why can’t Dracula play baseball?
He lost his bat.
66. How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
67. Why are the witches good at editing?
They know how to run spell check.
Monster puns
1. What’s a monster’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek.
2. How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
3. What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?
Hallowieners.
4. On what day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.
5. What do little monsters like to ride on at the amusement park?
The scary-go-round.
6. What do monsters like to eat with a sand-witch?
Ghoulslaw.
7. What treat did the cyclops eat on hot summer days?
Eyes-cream.
Corny monster jokes for kids
1. How do you open the door to a haunted house?
With a skeleton key.
2. What has horns, long fangs and can fly?
A rampire.
3. What do demons eat for breakfast?
Deviled eggs.
4. Why did the werewolf go to bed early?
He was dog-tired.
5. What huge scary Japanese monster is a rap singer?
Godzilla Ice.
6. Why did the invisible man go on stage?
To perform his vanishing act.
7. What kind of car do huge monsters drive?
A monster truck.
8. Which monsters hibernate all winter?
The bearwolf.
Monster riddles
1. What kind of horses do monsters ride?
Night mares.
2. What sport do giant monsters play around trick or treaters?
Squash.
3. Why are monsters covered with lots of wrinkles?
It’s too hard to iron a monster.
4. What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?
Plenty of room.
5. Why did the monster eat a flash light?
Because he wanted a light snack.
6. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
7. Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
Because she had three feet.
8. What is it called when a Monster takes control of your airplane?
A terror-flying experience.
9. What should you say when you bump into an angry two headed monster?
Bye, Bye.
10. What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?
The dentist.
Monster knock knock joke
1. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Witch – Witch who?
Witch one of you is giving me your Halloween candy!?
We hope you had a laugh and a scare with these monster jokes for kids! Be sure to share the laughs with your friends and family.
By Greg Johnson | Published 12/8/2023
