Fairy Tale Jokes For Kids
If you’re a fan of rainbows, castles, and talking frogs, you’ll be royally entertained by these funny fairy tale jokes for kids!
Write your own story of ‘happily ever after’ with a smile and a laugh. And you can share a giggle with friends and family because these jokes are safe for all ages.
So put on your glass slippers and get ready for fairy tale fun!
Best fairy tale jokes for kids
1. Why do dragons sleep during the day?
They fight knights.
2. Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
3. What did the crown say to the tiara?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
4. Which fairy tale character is worth the most?
Gold-ilocks.
5. Why did the Genie get mad?
Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
6. What do you call a tiny fairy?
Shrinkerbell.
7. What kind of pet does Aladdin have?
A flying car-pet.
8. Why did the princess go to the library?
To find her happily ever after.
Silly fairy tale jokes for kids
9. What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
10. What’s brown, furry and has twelve paws?
The Three Bears.
11. Why does Alice ask so many questions?
Because she’s in Wonderland.
12. What do fairies learn in school?
The elf-abet.
13. What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like baths?
Stinkerbell.
14. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
15. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?
Slippers.
16. What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
A rainbow.
Princess (and prince) jokes
17. Why was the princess in the emergency room?
Because she broke her crown.
18. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
A prince.
19. What did the princess get for her birthday?
Peasants.
20. What’s a princess’s favorite time?
Knight time.
21. Who won the princess race?
Rapunzel, by a hair.
22. What did the frog prince order with his hamburger?
French flies.
23. What’s the easiest way to find a princess?
Follow the footprince.
24. What has six legs, four ears and a shining suit of armor?
A prince on horseback.
25. What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
Hip hop.
More funny princess jokes for kids.
Disney fairy tale jokes
26. Which Disney princess tells the best jokes?
Ra-pun-zel.
27. Why was Cinderella terrible at tap dancing?
She kept losing her shoes.
28. Why was the Little Mermaid disgusted?
Because the seaweed.
29. Why doesn’t Snow White like TikTok?
She only has seven followers.
30. Did you hear there’s a new Beauty and the Beast movie starring Cogsworth?
It’s about time.
31. How did you get in my house, Beast?
Door, Belle.
32. What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved.
33. What sort of pictures does Ariel take?
Shellfies.
34. What was Pinocchio doing on the beach?
Lying.
35. What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees.
36. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Fairy tale puns
37. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands.
38. What do you call a clever fairy?
Thinkerbell.
39. Which day of the week do dragons eat the most knights?
Chewsday.
40. Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
41. What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
Sherwood like to be your valentine.
42. What kind of photos do fairies take?
Elfies.
43. What is slime’s favorite movie?
The Wizard of Ooze.
Unicorn jokes
44. What did the unicorn say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.
45. What is corn oil use for?
To stop unicorns from squealing.
46. How do unicorns get to the park?
On a unicycle.
47. What do unicorns serve at a BBQ?
Uni-corn on the cob.
48. What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
Lucky Charms.
49. What street do unicorns live on?
Mane Street.
50. Which unicorn has a cold?
The achoo-nicorn.
51. Why did the unicorn cross the road?
To get to the end of the rainbow.
More great unicorn jokes kids will love.
Corny fairy tale jokes for kids
52. Where did Robin Hood buy his sweats?
The Friar’s Tuck shop.
53. What did the Big Bad Wolf say when it fell over?
Ow-oooooooow.
54. Where do hamburgers go to dance?
They go to the meat-ball.
55. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
56. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
57. What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
58. How did the princess know how heavy the dragon was?
It came with scales.
Fairy tale riddles
59. What the most frustrating thing for dragons at their birthday parties?
Blowing out the candles.
60. What eats more knights than a dragon?
Two dragons.
61. What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
A bun.
62. Which fairy tale character has the fanciest door?
Goldilocks.
63. Which side of the house did Jack grow his beans?
The outside.
Castle fairy tale jokes for kids
64. Why didn’t the sun ever shine on the castle?
It was full of knights.
65. Who is strong enough to move a castle?
A chess player.
66. How do princes and princesses rent castles?
Heirbnb.
67. What has wings but cannot fly?
A castle.
Fairy tale knock knock jokes
68. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Queen – Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s filthy!
69. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Robin – Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor.
King and queen jokes
70. Where do kings and queens get crowned?
On the head.
71. What do you call a queen when she climbs up a ladder?
Your highness.
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