Mermaid Jokes For Kids
Get ready to make a splash with these mermaid jokes for kids! They’re clean and kid-friendly so mermaid lovers of all ages will enjoy them.
You’ll giggle and laugh out loud at the puns, riddles, and knock knock jokes in this list of fin-tastic mermaid humor. Just dive in and enjoy the mermaid merriment!
Best mermaid jokes for kids
1. What kind of pictures do mermaids post on Facebook?
Shellfies.
2. How did the mermaid get her clothes clean?
She used Tide.
3. What did the mermaid send to her sick friend?
A get whale card.
4. How do mermaids contact each other?
With their shell phones.
5. How do mermaids prevent colds?
They get lots of vitamin sea.
6. Why can’t mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what’s below C level.
7. What did the ocean say to the mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved.
8. Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
On line.
9. Why was the mermaid embarrassed?
Because she saw the ship’s bottom.
Funny mermaid jokes for kids
10. Why were all the mermaids out of the water?
It was Shark Week.
11. How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin?
On porpoise.
12. What did everyone say about the story of half of a mermaid washing up on the beach?
It was a tall tail.
13. What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
14. Why was the mermaid so happy?
She just felt fintastic.
15. What did the mermaid say at her high school reunion?
Long time no sea!
16. Why wouldn’t the mermaid share her shrimp cocktail?
She was too shellfish.
17. Why are mermaids so good at playing the harp?
They really know their scales.
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18. How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?
With ten tickles.
19. Did you know that mermaids can also squirt ink?
Just squidding!
20. What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
21. What do mermaids use for money?
Sand dollars.
22. Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
23. What did the mermaid said to the merman?
Sea you later!
24. What is a mermaid’s favorite song?
Salmon-chanted Evening.
25. If mermaids lived on land, which country would they live in?
Fin-land.
26. What do English mermaids eat?
Fish and ships.
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Mermaid riddles
27. Why don’t mermaids play volleyball?
They’re afraid of getting caught in the net.
28. What does a mermaid get from a really mean shark?
She gets as far away as possible.
29. Why do mermaids always know how much they weigh?
They have their own scales.
30. Why are all mermaids so easy to fool?
They fall for everything hook, line and sinker.
31. What kind of pet did the mermaid have?
A catfish.
32. Why was the mermaid at the bottom of the sea?
She dropped out of school.
33. What part of a mermaid weighs the most?
The scales.
34. How did the mermaid afford her new house?
She prawned everything.
35. Why are mermaids so well educated?
They swim in schools.
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Mermaid puns
36. Where do mermaids go to watch movies?
At the dive-in theater.
37. Where do mermaids keep their valuables?
In their octopurse.
38. How do mermaids send computer messages?
Using their sea-mail.
39. Why did the mermaid stop dieting?
She was too fin.
40. What did the mermaid find shaking at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck.
41. Who do mermaids see to have their appendix removed?
A sturgeon.
42. What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
43. What did the fish say to the mermaid?
Have a fintastic day.
44. Who held the baby octopus ransom?
Squidnappers.
45. How did the mermaid get to the hospital?
In a clambulance.
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46. How did the mermaid sheriff get around town?
On her sea horse.
47. Where do mermaids keep their money?
In the riverbank.
48. Where do mermaids sleep?
In waterbeds.
49. Why don’t the relationships between mermaids and humans work out?
Because they are always on the rocks.
50. What do mermaids strongly believe in?
Wishes upon starfish do come true.
51. Why did the mermaid buy peanut butter?
To go with the jelly fish.
52. Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
She wanted to look her best at the shell-ebration.
53. What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
Sea ya later!
54. How did the broke mermaid buy her brand new car and house?
She prawned them all.
55. Why did the mermaid ride a sea horse?
Because she was playing water polo.
56. What do mermaids eat during lent?
Holy mackerel.
Mermaid knock knock jokes
57. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ariel – Ariel who?
Ariel you going to invite me to your next mermaid party?
58. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Water – Water who?
Water you doing? Let’s go swim with the mermaids!
59. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Seashell – Seashell who?
Seashell we meet some mermaids on the beach today?
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By Greg Johnson | Published 12/27/2023
