Money Jokes For Kids
These money jokes for kids are good for a laugh and can even help children learn more about finances.
Best money jokes for kids
Money jokes are a great way to introduce kids to financial concepts in a light-hearted and engaging way. They can also help kids to understand the value of money and the importance of being careful with it.
This article contains a collection of money jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages. The jokes are clean and easy to understand, and they cover a wide range of topics related to money, such as saving, spending, and investing. Enjoy!
Funny money jokes for kids
1.) What did one penny say to the other penny?
Let’s get together and make some cents.
2.) Why is money also called dough?
Because every person kneads it.
3.) What did the dollar name its daughter?
Penny.
4.) How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
5.) What kind of money do monsters use?
Weird dough.
6.) Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary.
Silly money jokes for kids
7.) Where did the frog put his money?
It’s in the river bank.
8.) Why did the woman put her money in her freezer?
Because she wanted some cold hard cash.
9.) What would you do if a bull charged you?
I’d pay whatever it charged.
10.) Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because money talks.
11.) Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.
12.) Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
13.) Why did the woman put her money in the freezer?
She wanted some cold hard cash.
14.) Where does dracula keep his money?
In the blood bank.
Money puns
15.) How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
16.) What did one penny say to another penny?
We make cents.
17.) What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
18.) What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
19.) What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
You shell out a lot of money.
20.) What did the duck say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill!
21.) When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn’t have a buck.
22.) When does a male deer need money?
When he doesn’t have any doe.
Corny money jokes for kids
23.) What should you eat to become rich?
Fortune cookies.
24.) Why don’t cows have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
25.) When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather.
26.) Where do hogs keep their money safe?
In piggy banks.
27.) Where do trees keep their money safe?
In branch banks.
28.) What type of money do crabs use?
Sand dollars.
29.) Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
They are really good at saving.
30.) Why didn’t I report my stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less than me.
31.) What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold cash.
Money riddles
32.) What comes with a tail and a head but it’s not an animal?
A coin.
33.) How is the moon like a dollar?
They both have four quarters.
34.) If money started growing on trees, what season would become everyone’s favorite?
Fall.
35.) What is brown and has a head and a tail, but no legs?
A penny.
36.) Why did the student swallow all his pennies?
The teacher said he needed more sense.
37.) What would you call a person that has a head full of change?
Headquarters.
38.) How can a can you double your money?
By tearing it in half.
39.) Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn’t have any.
40.) Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
41.) What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?
One hundred pennies.
Money knock knock jokes
42.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Cash – Cash who?
I knew you were a nut.
43.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Robin – Robin who?
Robin’ you. Hand over your money!
44.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Iowa – Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar.
45.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Needle – Needle who?
Needle little money to go shopping.
46.) Knock, Knock – Who’s there?
Nicholas – Nicholas who?
Nicholas half as much as a dime.
47.) Knock, Knock – Who’s there?
Cash – Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
48.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Ivana – Ivana who?
Ivana be really rich.
49.) Knock, knock – Who’s there
Wheelbarrow – Wheelbarrow who?
Wheelbarrow some money to go on vacation.
50.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Len – Len who?
Len me 20 bucks ‘til payday.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 9/25/2023
