Porcupine Jokes For Kids
Get ready to giggle! These quill-arious porcupine jokes for kids are full of prickly punchlines that will have you laughing out loud.
And don’t worry, these jokes are clean and safe for children of all ages.
So whether you’re stuck in a car on a rainy day or need a mid-pizza-lunch chuckle, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor. Enjoy!
Best porcupine jokes for kids
1. What do you call a big porcupine?
A porkypine.
2. What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle?
A slow poke.
3. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
4. Why did the Porcupine cross the road?
It had to get his point across.
5. What do you call a porcupine that writes poetry?
Quilliam Shakespeare.
6. What did the porcupine say when it saw a cactus?
Mom, is that you?
Silly porcupine jokes
7. What’s a porcupine’s favorite game to play?
Poker.
8. Why didn’t the boy’s mom allow him to have a pet porcupine?
It seemed pointless.
9. When does a porcupine go “moo”?
When it is learning a new language.
10. How do porcupines hug?
Very carefully.
11. Why did the porcupine injure the pet shop owner?
He rubbed him the wrong way.
12. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock?
A sharp dresser.
13. Why did the porcupine cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done.
14. What do you call a porcupine that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!
Porcupine puns
15. What is a porcupine’s favorite type of sandwich?
Quilled cheese.
16. What is it called when a porcupine is hit by a car?
Roadquill.
17. What is the most popular porcupine hobby?
Quill-ting.
18. Why did the porcupine go to art school?
He wanted to brush up on his quill-igraphy.
19. Why was the girl afraid of her brother’s pet porcupine?
It’s always threatening to quill her.
20. What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
Porcupine riddles
21. Why don’t porcupines play hide and seek?
Because they always stick out.
22. What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle?
A slow poke.
23. What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless.
24. What tree does bacon grow on?
Porcupine.
25. What do you call an porcupine with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you!
26. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
27. What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slow-moving pincushion.
28. What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
Pop.
You’ll love these funny koala jokes for kids.
Corny porcupine jokes for kids
29. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Hey there, good looking.
30. What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?
Sir — from a distance!
31. What did the grape say when the porcupine stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
32. What kind of toilet paper does a porcupine prefer?
Quilted.
33. What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?
A porcupine.
34. Why did the porcupine never share his dessert?
He was afraid of getting stuck with the bill.
35. What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?
Spiny the welder.
36. What do you call a porcupine who lost all its quills?
Completely pointless.
We hope you enjoyed these funny porcupine jokes for kids. For more funny jokes for kids, be sure to check out these lists:
By Greg Johnson | Published 1/15/2024
