Hedgehog Quotes, Sayings, Captions

Here are some adorable hedgehog quotes that every animal lover will enjoy. Reading these will make your hedgehog (and you) smile.

Best hedgehog quotes

What is cuter than a hedgehog? Maybe nothing. Check out this list of cute hedgehog quotes, sayings, and captions to brighten your day.

Funny hedgehog quotes

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.
Terry Pratchett

If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.
Nikita Khrushchev

If wits were pins, the man would be a veritable hedgehog.
Frances Hardinge

Some people think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.
Billy Sunday

We all make mistakes, as the hedgehog said as he climbed off the scrubbing brush.
Anne Sullivan Macy

He lies like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way, Tormenting himself with his prickles.
Thomas Hood

It would seem very silly to start a conversation with a common hedgehog. They are not at all like cats, who surely understand the human language.
Erin Forbes

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Cute hedgehog sayings for kids

Hedgehogs are small and cute just like kids. It’s no wonder children find them irresistible. Here’s a list of hedgehog sayings kids will love. Use them in the classroom or at home!

  • Everything quill be alright.
  • It’s the little things that make life big.
  • Always be yourself.
  • Enjoy the little things.
  • Happiness is saving a hedgehog.
  • Be cool – be hedgy.
  • Want a hedge hug?
  • Though she be but little, she is fierce.
  • Looking sharp!
  • Hedgehogs… why don’t they just share the hedge?
  • Peace, love, and hedgehogs.
  • Sending you a birthday hedgehug.
  • When all else fails, hug a hedgehog.
  • If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.

Hedgehog captions for Instagram

Share your hedgehog love online with a clever caption or saying. You’ll find some great ideas here.

  • I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not a hedgehog.
  • My little hedgehog is a heartbeat in my palm.
  • Sending hedgehugs.
  • This little hedgehog things you are doing a great job. Keep it up!
  • The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
  • All you need is love and a hedgehog.
  • I’m not a porcupine, but I play one on Instagram.
  • Inside a spiky exterior there is a tender heart.
  • It is not always easy to hug a hedgehog. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t.
  • Keep calm and love hedgehogs.
  • Always be yourself unless you can be a hedgehog. Then always be a hedgehog!
  • Touch me if you dare.
  • Make yourself a cup of tea and cuddle up with a hedgehog.
  • Until one has loved a hedgehog, a part of one’s soul remains unwakened.
  • Life is short, wake me up for more snuggling.
  • Easily distracted by hedgehogs.
  • I’m just a little on hedge today.

Inspirational hedgehog quote

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hedgehog love quote

“I don’t just like you, I love you. You and your little hedgehog self.”
She stopped brushing Willow. “Hedgehog?”
“Yeah.” Meg grinned, never a good sign. “You’re spiny on the outside and soft and fuzzy on the inside.”
“Hmph.”
“But without the spines, you’d just be a squishy, boring hamster.”
Simone shook her head. “You are an absolute freak, and I love you for it.”
Chandra Blumberg, Stirring Up Love

Sonic the Hedgehog quotes

These quotes from the Sega video game series “Sonic the Hedgehog” capture the little blue hedgehog’s energetic spirit.

I’m Sonic. A little ball of super energy in an extremely handsome package.
Sonic the Hedgehog

You need to be true to yourself.
Sonic the Hedgehog

Gotta go Fast!
Sonic the Hedgehog

An adventure is no fun if it’s too easy!
Sonic the Hedgehog

More Sonic quotes

Don’t be afraid to accomplish your dreams.
Sonic the Hedgehog

Do I need a reason to wanna help out a friend?
Sonic the Hedgehog

I’m a hedgehog. I thought that was obvious.
Sonic the Hedgehog

No copy-write law in the universe is gonna stop me.
Sonic the Hedgehog

Don’t just sit there and waste your precious time.
Sonic the Hedgehog

From Sonic Universe video game characters

My name is Shadow. I’m the world’s ultimate life form. There’s no time for games. Farewell.
Shadow the Hedgehog

Go. Fast. When the world needs a hero… think fast.
Scourge the Hedgehog

Before this is over, I’ll show you the true power of Chaos Control!
Shadow the Hedgehog

It’s no use!
Silver the Hedgehog

This is like taking candy from a baby. Which is fine by me!
Shadow the Hedgehog

Gee, I’m bored. Every day is the same old thing. Same place, different day.
Amy Rose

I’m more than enough on my own. I’ll handle things my way.
Shadow the Hedgehog

Now, witness my true power!
Shadow the Hedgehog

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Famous hedgehog quotes

Here are some hedgehog sayings from famous writers, movies, and more.

The fox knows many things — the hedgehogs one big one.
Archilochus

There is an ugly kind of forgiveness in this world — a kind of hedgehog forgiveness, shot out like quills.
Henry Ward Beecher

Some persons think that they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.
Billy Sunday

An aphorism ought to be entirely isolated from the surrounding world like a little work of art and complete in itself like a hedgehog.
Friedrich Von Schlegel

I’m an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything.
Clifford Geertz

From TV and movies

Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Mr. Pricklepants, Toy Story

You know what they say: clean feet make friends, dirty feet make a mess.
Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle, Peter Rabbit

Gee, and I thought meals were ALWAYS out of control at MY house!
Russell, Once Upon a Forest

From books and literature

The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent opportunity for croqueting one of them with the other: the only difficulty was, that her flamingo was gone across to.
Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

A hedgehog will not make peace with the world. He is not reconciled.
Isaiah Berlin, The Hedgehog and the Fox


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